The Failz Plotting

[Richard]

Vatican's Trump Card

Alexander Anderson

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"It is our mission tae crush any heretics who would deny our God,
even down tae th' last one, until they are all dust!"

Alexander Anderson is, as you may or may not know, the single greatest warrior the Vatican can bring to bear. A living, human weapon against vampires, demons, the undead, and various other "freaks", in the employ of the Vatican's secret Anti-Freak organization, Section XIII, Iscariot. He is a devout catholic, to the point of being fanatical. He rarely makes any real friends or personal attachments to others for personal reasons, but is polite and friendly enough to those who warrant it. He is quite prone to making enemies, however, and most of the ones who wind up on his enemy list wind up dead or.....well, missing.[/center]

Friend/Allies
None so far.

Aquaintances/Neutral
None so far.

Enemies
None so far.

Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance, Mistress of Magma, Temporary Doortop and Bookend, and Mayor of a Little Village Across the Sea

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Richard

"Like I told your Captain, that orphange attacked me. It was self-defense."[/center]

Richard is.....well.....Richard. It's difficult to describe him, he's rather delightfully insane. He tends to gleefully slaughter first and completely forget about the questions part. He's also undead with a taste for eating babies. He....doesn't really make enemies or friends that easily. Enemies because he just doesn't bother, friends bcause most people who could be friends end up dead too soon to make it that far. And let's.....just not bring up love at all, shall we?

Friend/Allies
None so far.

Aquaintances/Neutral
Anya
Tanzanite
Castiel

Enemies
None so far.

The Clown Prince of Crime

The Joker

"You have all these rules and you think they'll save you..."

If you don't know who the Joker is.....god help you. He's one of the most dangerous "normal" criminals on Earth, and possibly the most insane. His relationships with everyone around him are.....odd, let's just say that.

Friend/Allies
Batman!

Aquaintances/Neutral
Nicholas

Enemies
Batman

God of a New World

Albert Wesker

"A new genesis is at hand, and I will be the creator!"

First off, let it be known quite simply: Wesker has no need for any of you. In any capacity....with a select, very few exceptions. And even then, only if you can prove of use to him. And that number is sorely lacking, and exceedingly low. Wesker is, really, better suited for higher-tier plot type threads, or more reserved, secretive meeting-type threads wherein someone has something to gain or an alliance to forge, but can be sometimes wormed into other threads at need.

Friend/Allies
None so far.

Aquaintances/Neutral
Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow
Excalibur
Castiel

Enemies
Chris Redfield
Jill Valentine

The Man in the Red Vest

Barry Burton

"I have THIS!

Barry is...Barry. He's a mass of inappropriate, cheesy dialogue, which he often spouts at the wrong moment to kill a dramatic or scary mood. That said, he's still damn good at what he does; what he does being beating the ever living hell out of bioterrorism the world over. He's not one to make friends or trust people easily, given how he was betrayed and used by Wesker in the past, but he's similarly hesitant to distinctly mark someone as an enemy due to the same experience.

Friend/Allies
Chris Redfield
Jill Valentine

Aquaintances/Neutral
Excalibur
Effie Trinket
Jax
Tanzanite

Enemies
WESKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

The Maestro of Villainy

The Music Meister

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"Bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir,
but something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher!
The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance,
and it was then with wicked glee I made those puppets dance!"[/center]

The Music Meister is a villain with a score to settle, though no one really knows exactly what it is. He's always got some hairbrained scheme designed to settle this "score", and goes about carrying it out in the most unnecessarily dramtic, overblown ways possible, turning even the simplest task into an overblown musical number of epic proportions.

Friend/Allies
None so far.

Aquaintances/Neutral
None so far.

Enemies
Batman

The God of Thunder

Thor Odinson

"All the power of the storm; it is mine to command!
Be aware of whom you face, mortals; you face MIGHTY THOR!"

Thor Odinson is the god of thunder, the warrior god, and the god of strength of the Norse pantheon. He is easily one of the most powerful single individuals in the Marvel universe, though he witholds his full power so often and witholds so much he is often underestimated by enemies and allies alike. He is normally a jovial and friendly man, however, more prone to sharing a flagon of mead with a complete stranger than actually engaging in a fight. Though he will, of course, engage in a friendly brawl at the drop of a hat!

Friend/Allies
None yet.

Aquaintances/Neutral
None yet.

Enemies
None yet.

The Cunning God of Death

Ridley

"Go ahead! Kill as much as you want! Have fun!"

Ridley is the High Commander of the Space Pirates and the archnemesis of Samus Aran. He has survived impossible wounds and fates, believed to have been killed numerous times. He has come back literally from the dead on multiple occasions, and been killed for good no less than twice, though was revived both times by cloning, with his memories intact thanks to powerful genetic memory abilities. He is a fearsome foe, and undeniably cruel and sadistic, caring not a whit for any life but his own.

Friend/Allies
None yet.

Aquaintances/Neutral
None yet.

Enemies
None yet.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Jiosatan and Anderson

SO here's what I'm thinking.

Jio meets Anderson in Jiomode, so he's still a child in Anderson's eyes. Until Satan decides to be a troll by popping out and being like "I'M THE DEVIL~!"

Ciel n' Sebastian and Anderson

IT'S OBVIOUS PEWDIE

Ciel and Seb are demons, methinks it would be obvious that Anderson would try to kill them. It'd probably boil down to an epic Seb vs Anderson battle, which would be very fun to write :U

Excalibur and Richard

Well, we had a thread a while back but you never posted :B

Anyway, I feel like any interaction with these two would result in the most epic thing the world has ever even seen. Therefore it must happen.

Batman and Joker

AGAIN

IT'S OBVIOUS PEWDIE

I know they have a thread, but there be others there and I feel like these two really do deserve their own thread with just the two of them. Any ideas?

Wesker and Sherlock

LEXI AND I GONNA BE PLANNIN'.

All we've got right now is that Sherlock and Jill are going to be going after him. If you've got any ideas for this, that'd be great :]

Music Meister and Batman

HE DRIVES YOU BATS

I was thinking the Music Meister could be up to his old tricks... only for Batman to float in and be like "NU >:U" BUT THEN....

Batman's earplugs somehow get taken. And he's forced to battle the Music Meister with DANCE.

[Richard]

Jiosatan and Anderson

Oh my. :U I approve of this plan wholeheartedly. And do I detect a hint of epic battle in the wings?


Ciel 'n Sebastian and Anderson

See previous response. :I


Excalibur and Richard

Iffen you want, I can try and scrounge up a Richard post for that old thread, (which I definitely didn't forget about shut up), or we can just make a new one entirely. Because, like you said, glorious and epic, and it simply must happen.


MORTAL ENEMIES FOR LIFE <3

Bats and Joker do indeed need a thread all on their own. :U Sadly I have no ideas at this moment. I will put my mind to work on it though.


Wesker and Sherlock

PLAN AWAY GOOD BAWB

Alas, I have nothing to offer at the moment, but again, I will keep thinking and let you know if I do come up with anything.


Music Meister and Batman

YES HE DOES, ALL THE TIME

Oh my. Batman dancing.....and singing......dear me I think I just split a rib with loling. IT MUST HAPPEN NAO. >:U

[batman1]

Batman and the Music Meister


Nao, you say? o3o

Jiosatan and Anderson

Ohyes. Epical battles lie in the future :I

Seb and Anderson

See above :U

EXCALIBUUUUUUR and the Lord of the Dance

Would you mind posting in the old one? :'D

I could start another one, but... :'D

BMEF {Best Mortal Enemies Forever}

Hmmm... :I Nothin' yet. It will come :I

Sherlock and Wesker

WE SHALL DISCUSS THIS WITH LEXI IN THE CHATZY WHEN SHE ARRIVES.

[Jill Valentine]

Wesker & Mia

BFFs! Zomg! I don't mind resurrecting this extremely dangerous team up again =u= -Posting from phone. Lazy-

Weskr Vs Jill

Inevitable. 'Nuff said. Results will varry, but it'll always be on a negative note cause she hates him lots ^u^! Bob and I were thinking Sherrlock and Jill team up to hunt down wesker. I'm still game for this scheme

(Typoooz omg)

Barry & Jill

Fdxsdxcgftfdsedhju YOU ALMOST BECAME A.....JILL SANDWICH....! We need a thread at some point.

Deff must spoof -> RE crew talking in RE1 classic style as their present selves.

PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!!! We were trying to get this off the ground DX it can go slow but....preeeeaaaaase? ;www;

Music Meisterrrrrr & Disque

Both have musc based abilities...this would be interesting xD! Like fo cereal :3

Richard & Tanzanite

:B we have a thread going but just sayin' bffs of chaos and lulz.

FATHAH ANDAHSON. AAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!!! & Sphinx + Juju

You know you want to. Juju would prolly be an asshole and be all "HURHURHURHUR LET'S TROLL THE PRIEST." And such. It could go in oodles of ways xD but yeah C: I feel it could be amusing no matter which way it goes. So many directions it could go in! OxO

:B I 'm also game for any other ideas you may have for any of my characters. :3 but yuh. Those are from the tawp of muh head. And I'm writing from my phone sooooo <__<; yus...lazy.... -is at work on her day off-

[Richard]

Batman and Music Meister

Oh my~ XD I'll get to that as soon as I can!


Jiosatan/Seb and Anderson

Ayep, epicness. :I


Lord of Annoyance and He of Many Titles

Alrighty then, I shall dig up the old thread and give it a post.


BMEF

We should discuss this for epicness.


Sherlock 'n Jill and Wesker

We should also discuss this altogether for great justice.


Wesker and Mia

Extremely dangerous team-up of epic. And yes, it must be resurected FOR GREAT JUSTICE! With all due haste, as well. 8I


JILL VS. WESKER; FIGHT!

Jill needs to do her detective-y thing to figure out Wesker is still alive and kicking (if she doesn't already know), and have a go at him. Perhaps it could correlate to bringing in Sherlock in some way? :U


Barry and Jill

IT MIGHTBE BETTER IF YOU, THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING, TOOK THIS WITH YOU!

Yes. Just....djklghsj;hghsjklhsk YES. The spoof thread must happen as soon as possible. Even a regular thread would be amusing, with Barry likely dredging up his famous cheesy lines.


Sir Meists a Lot and Disque

I approve of this. Music fight? Dance off? Have a rap battle? Why not all of the above?


Richard and Tanzy

Oh my yes, most certainly so. At least once Richard bothers to care, anyway. :U


Captain Religion and Miss Diabeetus 'n her creepy Cat

Ayep. So amusing, no matter how it plays out. I'd be all for it.


AND IF I GET ANY OTHER IDEAS YOU GAIZ I WILL THROW THEM AT YOU

[Dominique McGregor]

Are you keeping the ninja baseball bat men? Cause if so, I may haz more requests >u<!!!

Sherlock + Jill ÷ Wesker = BANTER AND COMBAT
-----bweee-----sum it all up over here like a b.a.w.s
Okies so like...I'm thinking you, Fail sir, set us up the bomb...I mean...bio weapon issue and use it as a lure into a purrfectly pain in ze toosh trap. Thus, when Sherlock and Jill reach the end of the clue crumb trail....they haz huge issues and you have fun with it from there. Whether Wesker wants a direct approach or taunt in the bckground as the big baddy whatever of his choice makes a valiant effort to handle Sherlock & Jill is all up to you. I'm up for whatever ^u^


Weskerrrrrrr! and Mia
-----wheeeeeeeee!!!------
Did you figure out where you would like that threadsy? :B

What. Is THAT? & Jill SANDWICH!
-------tee hee! Tee hee!-------
Both! Both threadsyness! Why have only one thread occur for the old team buddies? >3

Meister's gonna meist and DJ's gonna jam!
-----MUSICALS? HELL YEAH.------------
.....yes. all of the above? +____+ shall we get any others caught in the middle of some musical mayhem? <u<

He's climbin' in your titles, snatchin' yo nicknames up so hide you nursies and hide yo Tanzys!
-----well I do believe that is the longest little slice of nonsense I came up for my little response here. Such madness.----

:B I will laugh if they become palz fer cerealz. All dat text for dis itty bitty line. The world should beware future trolling to a shiny new level if that happens x'D

Priests, Diabeetus and Creepy Kitty....oh myyyyyy....
-----I LURVE CATS! I LURVE EVERY KINDA CAT! I JUST WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM BUT I CAN'T----

Any location is fine and dandy C: soooo WHEEEEEE!

[Richard]

I may keep them; they're just.....on a sort of hiatus at the moment until I decide. :U[/indecisiveness.exe]


Sherlock 'n Jill and Wesker

Aye, I can do that! Set you up the bomb, that is. Oh my, gears are turning now....kinda. >.>


Wesker and Mia

jldhl;jhlasjksfj I have not figured out where yet. D:[/horribadmemory]


Resident Evil: Reminiscing

Oh my! Yes, both! It should just be....dear lawdy, it should be crazy. 8U


MUSICALS! MUSICALS EVERYWHERE

I say let anyone who wants to be involved in the musical mayhem take part in it, just to raise the stakes, as it were.


Madness. Madness upon stupidity.....

Oh lawdy..... If that do become palz for srs, then that would probably be grounds for the apocalypse. 8U AND YES! EPIC TROLLING THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD OVER!


DEMONCAT! CALL THE PRIEST!

FREAKING DEMONCATS! HOW DO THEY WORK?! D: I will try and get a thread up then, unless you'd wanna start it. :U

[erik]

SHERLOCK AND FRIENDS!:

Let dem gears turn :U

DEMONZ vs THE POWER OF RELIGION

Either one of these threads would be epic >>

THE HOLY SWORD and THE MISTRESS OF MAGMA

Awesome :'D

BMEF

We should probably have Joker conduct some sort of scheme first of all to get Batsy's attention :I BUT WHAT SCHEME? D:

and also

EPIC MUSICAL DUO~!:

Erik won't like being parodied.

Not. At. All. :I

[Dominique McGregor]

efefeg IDEA!!!!!!

BOB! Should we combine some of our ideas? X3 cause I remember you wanted a thread with Sphinxy & Juju >B So mayhaps we can all JOIN FORCES?

-Is a horrible human being-

[Richard]

derp derp derp

Nope, definitely didn't just now notice this.

SHERLOCK AND JILL IN THE ADVENTURE OF THE EVIL MASTERMIND
Still working on this, it will happen soon. >.>

DEMONS AND RELIGION AND PLOT TWISTS, OH MY
Why not ALL the threads EVERYWHERE? c:

BMEF
YOU LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT, BAWB, AND I WILL GET SOME SCHEME SCHEMING

Epic Musical Duo
I believe this one is already sort of covered. :U

IDEA?!
What's this about combining ideas? >.> Do tell.

[asura]

ALSO....

Asura and Wesker: We were talkin' about this a few days ago :I If'n they were to get into a fight {which is probably what would happen :U} things would get epic :I

[Richard]

[The Trickster]

Would you like the thread list involving my roster in a PM or on here? :B

[Richard]

Whichever method is more convenient will be fine by me. :U