Another job, another back-ache(OPEN)

[Kiseichu Clossiana]

What a shame, he wasn't much of a talker right now...maybe this was some serious business? Oh well, hanging there on his shoulder while he ran wasn't so bad, it was no wonder birds and snakes made it a hobby. Not having to use her legs was pretty awesome, especially because one of them had a gaping wound in it! When he stood there, she began to take a look at where they were trying to get to in such a big hurry. What a wreck...they had nicer medical facilities in hell in comparison to this place. Maybe it wasn't such a disaster zone before...in fact, it probably was much nicer before zombies were unleashed on the place like a massive outbreak. Cracked ceiling, splatters of blood here and there, then of course bones.

What surprised her a bit was how spider webs seemed to infest this place like a plethora of cheap decorations she'd seen used on Halloween. "Hmm...how sad, this place looks like it was attacked by murderous kindergarteners ready for Halloween..." Muttering those words in an almost sincere fashion, part of her couldn't help but find it odd that there weren't any zombies around. Did they stumble upon a safe zone after all? No friggin' way, those spider webs looking as though there was a hostile giant spider take over told her something was definitely up here but what? Honestly, those undead things could fend for themselves...unless it was a case of predator vs predator and there was something bigger out there? Staring forward as he headed up the stairs and she enjoyed the free ride of being hauled around until there were...bones...?

Certainly bones were quite interesting to the strange nurse but it would of been better if whatever ate the meat left something pretty for her to stare at. At least if she got bored enough, disrespecting the dead and building things out of their remains wouldn't be a difficult task. Once she was set down, she simply took a seat on the dirty floor not really worrying about her pretty little outfit. While he was busy examining the bones, the demoness had other plans in mind for this little rest period. Slipping both hands into her sleeves with a pleasant smile, she focused on how it was important to stitch up her wound and then ta da! Pulling out surgical needle and thread, the woman with ridiculously long white locks began sewing up her wound while humming a soft, happy little melody. Reaching up in her sleeves, she needed something to cut the thread and thought of none other than a scalpel which she pulled out to cut away the needle.

Tying up the end with a tight, secure knot, good ol' nurse Tanzanite pushed herself up from the ground and dusted off a little feeling a little disgusted and in dire need of fresh clothes. It's like everything got extra disgusting with the stupid undead invasion! So it wasn't enough that almost everything was gross, but something plopped down on her acquaintance's shoulder. About to get over there to take a closer look, those amber optics of her took in the sight of a freaky deaky lady spider thing...and the nerve of it, crushing those bones! This particular demon nurse was going to build something humorous out of it! On top of that she summoned her little children, what a pest...time to play exterminator. Possibly the role of surgeon as well, this thing must of had some interesting organs to stare at.

Syringes, syringes syringes...that's all she could think about, plucking them out of her puffy sleeves by the handfuls before dropping them on the ground and reaching back into her sleeves again. Finally being content with the amount of syringes at her feet, she grinned as though the funny farm accidentally lost her somehow. All of those pretty syringes rolled and clacked together forming a large pile, merging into one another. How lucky she was that he had the spider lady's attention! The syringes finished forming and one heeled foot after the other, she stepped up on top of it as though it was like a surf board or even a skate board. Sure, that wound was a little annoying to deal with but hell, she was going to give this thing a run for its life! Or more precisely a run for its organs since that's the only thing it had that she wanted let alone held interest in.

How she wished to make it squirm and writhe in pain for hurting her interesting potential friend! Well, his jacket got burned by the nasty thing it spat out. "Tsk tsk~..." Adjusting her footing ever so slightly, the corner of her pretty cherry glossed lips twitched from the pain surging within her calf. "Not very lady-like...spitting in public~" Playfully coating her words, she reached into her sleeves and thought about two large lancets which she'd be able to use on creatures of the underworld with tough, durable skin. Sliding them out with a great deal of care, they were each about two feet long. As for the syringe that began lifting into the air...about six feet long and two feet in width.

Now it was time for her to be a good, useful partner rather than just a pile of dead weight! This thing had HORRIBLE manners, didn't it with the way it only gave her a glance but went back to being more pissed off with the guy who killed her babies. In fact it was even starting to charge at him in sheer, mad momma rage. Charging forward, flying through the air she took a sharp turn and got one of her pretty little lancets ready before cooing, "Oh sweetie, this can't possibly be how you treat your guests, is it?" So that little taunt STILL didn't work?! What a bummer, she trailed right behind it and another sharp turn almost made her path look like a zig zag when she held out her arm leaving a lovely incision across the things pretty little shoulder blades. Yup, THAT got its attention! The loud screech with its swift turn to see its attacker and for a moment they both locked their gaze with one another.

All the nurse did was smile oh so sweetly before crouching down, kneeling on the ridiculously large, flying syringe. Dropping both of her lancets, she placed one palm upon the glass with the various measurements and rest the other arm upon her knee. Now that thing was after her like a raging, territorial cane spider wanting to kill whatever crossed its path. All according to plan! Weaving around in a circle as she slightly looked over her shoulder to make sure she'd be ready to avoid or brace an attack, she was hoping this deadly game of tag would be a good strategy...especially when that thing kicked in its nasty habit of spitting acidic goo! Leaning heavily into the opposite side, a big chunk of her wild locks got burned off...er...she'd have to fix that later. Lightly grazing the wall getting a few webs on her, quickly that prompted the demon nurse to lean her position back to normal and take a sharp turn.

Oddly enough, she just ignored the webs on her shoulders...if there was one thing she knew, it was really stupid to dust of an unearthly creatures web while it was chasing you!

[mugenmaster]

Dante continued to charge the giant spider being, and noticed that the woman was flying on a giant Syringe. To be honest, he didn't want to know where she got it, although, it was odd to him. When he was close enough, he took a generous swipe at one of it's legs. As it scream, he cut another one off on the same side, and it tipped over, Before it hit the ground, Dante propelled himself upwards and sliced her left arm clean off, although the thing spit more acid at Dante, even though it missed him. When he landed, he sheathed his blade and turned, a bit surprised. It was getting back up, apearently it regenerated it's legs...bummer. he couldn't take this thing down with guns or a sword. But, he did know what else he could use...

His veins started to pulsate. The ground under him cracked. Bits and pieces of the ground rose and levitated. His skin was turning a pitch-black, and his hair was standing up straight. After his eyes turned completely red, he slammed his fist onto the ground and all the smaller spiders flew back and slammed into the wall. Devil Trigger was always fun to use in a crowd. He seemed to telleport when he moved to the thing's body, and then he made a clean, hard punch to it's face and knocked it down to the right. It took some time, but it recovered and got back up, and Dante smashed it again with another devistatingly hard punch and knocked it down the other way. He knew this would not kill it, but he just needed to be able to get it open for a kill-shot...

[Kiseichu Clossiana]

Feeling a smirk curve across her lips, she couldn't help but feel like doing a victory march when she heard that thing scream. Stopping the ridiculously large syringe in mid air to hop off, landing on her good leg before placing her hands on her hips and tapping her the heel of her injured leg a couple of times. A little longer and she'd be good as new! The surges of pain were tolerable and now she could run around instead on foot. As much as she enjoyed her syringe rocket rides, it was far more invigorating to deal with an opponent on foot. Turning around to take a gander at what was going on, it was about that time it decided to grow its limbs back..."My my...I think this thing is a glutton for pain..."

Tilting her head to the side a bit while speaking those words, she figured now was as good as time as any to formulate a new plan. Bringing a hand up to rest her palm upon the world's biggest syringe and actually gave it a little pat...maybe she should use it on the big lady spider? No no, that would be a poor strategy since she knew it wasn't wise to pull more things out of her sleeve and getting rid of it meant getting rid of a good weapon. With a soft sigh, she mumbled to herself, "Ah...what to do what to do~" It would be...well...not right to ditch the hunter after he didn't leave her for dead so that option of just leaving was out of the question. In the midst of her thought process, it seemed like the gun slinging, sword slinging Mr. Sparda was going to use some sort of trick up his sleeve. In the process, one of the smaller spiders rushed off in her direction of sheer fear of this man and his transformation.

It wasn't an attack `CHAAAAARGE` more like `EEEP!`. With a smile sweet as can be, she kicked the poor little thing with her good foot at though it was an oddly shaped soccer ball and then when gravity worked its magic bringing it back down toward the ground, the demon nurse swiftly brought her knee up to send it in the air again. Figuring Dante had it under control with the way he was handling the crowd. The little spider she was treating similar to a hackey sack sounded like it was crying but eh, she had a severe lack of compassion for things being a complete nuisance. About this time, it seemed as though Dante was giving this thing a major beating looking like he had it all under control. Watching it get back up only to get smacked again...it seemed like this form was more effective. Hmmm...with its slower recovery...the nurse with too many things up her sleeves formulated a plan.

Letting the baby spider thing slam into the ground, soon it got to know what it felt like to have `death by pretty high heels` when she lifted her foot and stepped down on it. What was this though...she didn't completely kill it? Right there in the abdomen, she twisted her foot around with a smile of sheer bliss as it screamed and screeched for its mommy. What was worse, giving a quick death or a painful slow one? Undoubtedly, the second one...and its precious mother took notice on that one even though it was in a bit of pain from being smacked around. Probably nothing in comparison to what its baby was going through is what it may have been thinking, whatever the case may be...the nurse simply gave a shrug, "Ooooh...oops, that sounded like it hurt the ugly little baby~!" Ok, mommy spider thing was furious considering her tone was completely uncaring and totally playful as though toying with the spider babies was a big joke.

In fact, at point blank she spit a line of acid at Tanzanite as a form of revenge. Low and behold, the demoness kicked up the mutant spider baby thing writhing in pain to shield her and take the hit. A chuckle of sheer amusement passed her lips as though this was some sort of sick, twisted game made of tragic comedy. Rushing forward to the spider momma, it was time for the best form of help she could give! Her thoughts went back to the large lancets she dropped and they began having life of their own moments before she pushed herself off the ground and into a tackle that would make hockey players and football players alike cringe seeing how she knocked the troublesome acid shooter down and landed into a straddle. Pinning its arms down, the lancets flew on over and swiftly slammed into its palms making it so if that thing were to move it'd hurt like hell in the process. Just as she was about to get off, the spider woman shot acid right up at the nurse's neck...and...well...her head was no longer attached to her neck.

With her body going completely limp and flopping over on the side as though it was laying there with a few little fidgets which would easily pass as the nerves still reacting. As for that large syringe? That thing dropped onto the surface below with a pretty little clang...but at least the lancets were secure in the palms of that creature keeping it in the ground. What about that pretty little decapitated corpse of hers? Well...until a bundle of seconds passed, it literally started dragging itself away as though it came out of some messed up horror movie. That right there would of dished up a series of nightmares for the sane and normal....! Oh well, right now her body was dragging itself around trying to find her head....

[mugenmaster]

With his partner's blows that held it in place, he jumped into the air and smashed his fist into the spider-woman's upper abdomen squishing it to the ground. With a glorious bolt of energy that ran through his arm and exited through his fist, the spider exploded after a cry of sheer pain. Dante rolled onto the ground, turning to normal. The spiders where gone. There was no one but him and the girl...Tanzetine! he forced himself back up, clasping his chest instinctively like it was gonna make him any better...

he walked over to the severed head and watched as the body tried to reach her head. being the generous guy he was, he lifted the head by her hair and the body by the arm, He placed her head back on. He didn't know what would happen, so he just crossed his fingers.

[Kiseichu Clossiana]

Where was it...where was her head and where could it have possibly gone?! Clawing at the ground only to draw herself, it was kinda going the right way...but it stopped and pawed at the air once it got closer but nope, still out of reach! In the process of trying to find it, seemed like someone or something had other plans for her `get back together` agenda. Being grabbed by the arm and her head grabbed by the hair, that free hand of hers flailed and clawed at the air trying to grab it but froze in place once the halves of her neck made contact with one another. Blinking a couple of times, she couldn't help but look around and let out a nervously amused laugh before muttering out, "Oh my~! I lost my head for a moment, didn't I...? Mmmmm well no matter~!"

After those somewhat amused words, the amber eyed nurse used her free hand to reach into her sleeve and simply pulled out surgical thread tied onto a needle before carefully stitching both halves of her neck together. Though she didn't quite get it all the way, only enough to keep it from trying to run away during the healing process. Odd thing though that this guy bothered to help her....most individuals would just stand there and watch the headless corps crawl around and want to barf or something. Curiosity began tugging away at her strange little brain, looking from the mother of all spiders and how...er...messy she became over to Dante who looked like how he did before the transformation sequence. Shame on her, dieing while trying to be helpful! What if something happened to the good Samaritan of a fellow demon..er well kinda sorta part demon?!

Sure she could literally pull herself together, but she hadn't a clue about this guy. "You know what this looks like? The start to a beeeaaaauuuuuutiful friendship~!" With those extremely chipper words and a super sweet grin across her cherry lips to go with it. Oh wait....maybe he didn't make friends, just good deeds? "Oooor...do you not make friends with things like me, hmmmm mister hunter~?" Cooing out such a peculiar question before chuckling a bit.

There was no reason to conceal the fact that she was something paranormal investigators would probably seizure over, kinda obvious when being alive is still an option after decapitation. Then again, for all she knew this Dante guy would try to slay her later like that spider thing and its freaky little babies and all this was one of those `returning the favor` sorta scenarios. Really, she hadn't a clue as to what was going to happen next...aside from the fact that spider lady was going to just lay there like a good corpse with the hell her white haired acquaintance definitely put it through...

[mugenmaster]

Dante Simply stretched, shrugging off the now less severe pain. "well..." Dante turned and was about to leave, but stopped to think."I was going to cut you in half and feed you to those things..." Another long pause. "You know, I don't have the slightest reason for why I let you live, or even teamed up with you. You just have a friendly tone to me. Ta ta for now, I hope we cross paths on this fucked up road of life again." Dante waved over his shoulder and walked up the stairs to the outer streets above.

[Kiseichu Clossiana]

Adding a few more stitches as the hunter continued to speak, it was actually quite funny how he was going to cut her in half to feed to the world's freakiest insect family! That would explain why she was invited along, not so much why she was kept alive by a hunter of all things. Oh well, the human world didn't always quite make sense to the demoness who brought a hand up where her hair was more uneven than usual. Swooshing her fingers a couple of times close to the burn line with that same ol' smile. Maybe it was best to just let him go on his merry, slaying way...rather than following him out of sheer boredom? It was really no biggie of she got minced, just uncomfortable is all. Wait a second...he was leaving with those injuries?!

Listening to his parting words and watching that over the shoulder wave, those nursely instincts were starting to kick in. This time she reached into the rim of her glove to pull out a little pair of scissors and began to chop off her sleeve with webs on it, all at angles so she wouldn't have to touch it with her hands considering how embarrassing that would be. Not just in front of someone who had their back turned on her but to herself, it felt degrading getting bested by something so petty like spider webs belonging to a crazy spider lady. "Ooooh? I was going to be spider chow, hm~? Well...since I'm not rotting away in some monstrosity's stomach, why don't you be my injured little patient that I patch up before sending out there to get injured all over again?" Following him on up the stairs while speaking in that ridiculously friendly, caring tone she could muster with ease. Tossing the little scissors over her shoulder, she crossed her arms over her chest and got along side him before leaning a bit over to him.

Then again she wouldn't be surprised if the offer would be turned down...oh well might as well have fun with this little proposition. "I'll even give you a lollipop~! You know you want a free lollipop after getting treatment~" Maybe she was having a little too much fun with this? Well it was painstakingly obvious in her composure that despite being decapitated earlier she was in a fantastic mood.

[mugenmaster]

((OOC: SORRY for the long time off, I couldn't get to the computer...))

Dante stopped."Nah, I'll be fine, trust me." Dante stood on the road, zombies dotted the road itself, but there where only a few and they didn't seem to care about them too much. Dante shrugged."Ok, now where the hell am I? Getting back to the Devil May Cry is going to be a pain in the ass..." he trotted off in the direction he thinks it would be, he knew he would get there, he was just hungry...a strawberry sundae would be fantastic right about now.

[Kiseichu Clossiana]

(It's okies C: Just happy you didn't up and ditch the sitey! That would suck D: a lot.)

Skipping on after him like they were off to see some wonderful wizard, she couldn't help but wonder why he would turn down an offer such as hers. Health care was such a pricey thing, but here it was being offered for free AND on top of that, he turned down the lollipop too! How could anyone turn down a free lollipop?! That was completely beyond her and all she could do was let out a clearly fake, dramatic gasp before bringing her hand up to her mouth right after he spoke. It was like someone was going to cue corny, dramatic music but failed to do so. Though, she couldn't help but pause for a moment and stare off at the undead here and there before lowering her hand a bit. Weird...why were they not charging at them?

The quirky, demon nurse didn't bother dwelling on such a thing and merely slid her hands down to rest upon her hips and followed after the hunter who began trotting along once more. So he wanted to go to back to some place called Devil May Cry? Ding! A little light bulb indicating one of the latest reactions in the history of ever went off in her head as she realized why his name sounded so familiar! Creatures of the underworld feared this guy and they were left shaking in their boots thanks to the reputation he made for himself. To think she was usually surrounded by bad luck when she was capable of following this fellow in such a casual fashion! "Mmmm I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to....buuut I'm bored so I'll keep you company~!" Linking her arm with his while grinning a bit after those upbeat words passed her lips, the demoness couldn't help but chuckle as though this was all one big, messed up game.

Which to her, it sort of was. Here she was aiding a hunter because she wasn't really the sort to worry much about those who kill demons as long as they didn't try killing her of course and all at the same time, she was trying to find Hiroto Miwa...just like a game. A good chunk of her was starting to give up on that search though since it's like Dr. Miwa no longer existed regardless of his reputation. Wait a second...maybe she could find something out? "Oh~! Dante, I've been meaning to ask, have you ever heard of a doctor named Hiroto Miwa?" Even though there was a smile across her lips, there was the slightest hint of concern concealed within her tone as she glanced over and spoke. But when she heard a faint cry for help in the distance, her gaze turned toward the direction of the sound and stopped when it spotted a bloodied child with scratches here and there.

"...oh dear..." Muttering those two words, she unlinked her arm from Dante's and started walking on over to the kid. It was worth at least investigating, right?