A....Chatroom?! (Open, DUH!)

[Bao Yu Chao]

Agent_Piggy_Slinger: I don't have to answer you, Mothman! ...that name seems to have some weird de ja vu feeling to it.

.....................what in the name of dear sweet corporations sort of conversation did I enter on here anyway?! Something about poop...?

...and don't tell me to calm down, I take orders only from my higher ups, Coop, and you're not one of them.

............now where in the world did that report on those werewolves go?

[codychambers]

Cody_Lite has logged in!


Hello?

[coop]

Coop ...............oooooooooooooooooooook! WELL HI THERE NEW PERSON! What's up?

[dib]

Agent_Mothman: I had to.. Clean a toilet with my head.. It belonged to the Shadow Hog.. So.. Er..

Wait, WEREWOLF FILES?! Are you sure your eyes aren't swollen?! ... Care to.. Uh.. Share with a fellow paranormal investigator?

And hi Cody_Lite. It's weird.. How did my should-be-completely-incompatible-other-dimensional laptop connect to this place at random?

[codychambers]

Cody_Lite Hey Coop! I just bumped into this chatroom, so I thought I'd try it out. Gotta say though, cleaning toilets with your head isn't a good idea. And your a paranormal investigator? Like the TAPS guys from Ghost Hunters?

[dib]

Agent_Mothman: I didn't have a choice.. It was punishment for making my sister taste nothing but pork with a Shadow Hog curse..

Ghost Hunters? That sounds like a cool show, is it as good as Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery?

[codychambers]

Cody_LiteNot sure. I haven't seen either of those.

[Bao Yu Chao]

Agent_Piggy_Slinger: Mothman...your life sounds disgusting and filthy all at the same time...if I WERE to share the werewolf files, and I'm not saying I will because that would make you my assistant or bodyguard...possibly both. I'm short handed as of late, I work with a bunch of cowards, but that's not even the big picture here! How am I sure you won't infect me with some sort of disease?! You cleaned a toilet with your HEAD for crying out loud! You sound like a JANITOR, not a fellow paranormal investigator! I'm just going to ignore your question about my eyes being swollen, I don't need to tell you!!!

Tch, a new person comes in and we go directly to the media. Ghost Busters is ok if any of you want my opinion on that. Is it just me or does that Coop person get sidetracked easily?

[coop]

Coop Dude, that's just gross! Cleaning the toilet with your head?! I mean sure I'll rip an alien monster in half with Megas but that's just going too far! A Shadow Hog curse? Man...that sounds worse than VOODOO or something!

Ooooooo! I like Ghost Busters! It's creepy sometimes but it rocks!

Lady, dude...or whatever you are, do you have an attitude problem or something? You sound like you could use a mega slush right about now.

[Bao Yu Chao]

Agent_Piggy_Slinger: You know what? I could use a mega slush right around now but a sundae with a cherry on top would be much better. Morons over here are trying my patience so I'll be on my way in a moment. For the record I'm a female, just so you use the right label.

Oh and one more thing Mothman, this Shadow Hog curse that made your sister taste pork you mentioned. I'd like to hear more about it later regardless of you seeming like a janitor trying to be a paranormal investigator. If I won't get some messed up disease by being in contact with you, there may be a new job in your future.

[dib]

Agent_Mothman: I didn't have a choice! It was either clean the toilet or get the curse myself.. Or worse, face the wrath of my sister when she's mad. >>;

... Though I'd love to share my findings on the Shadow Hog! Of course, I don't know if you can reach him from this dimension.. And all my proof is back home..

[coop]

Coop All this talk about pork is making me hungry....I'm going to find myself a chili dog now! ...and play some video games... Catch you guys later!

Coop has logged out!

[Bao Yu Chao]

Agent_Piggy_Slinger: Right...I'm not sure what would be worse: tasting pork or having my head in a filthy toilet. In case you can't tell, that was sarcasm indicating that I'd rather taste pork for the rest of my life. I'll tell you what, Mothman...I have a deal for you. If you can prove you're from another dimension then we'll have a lot to discuss. Can you possibly refuse?

Hm...just found the werewolf files...some idiot who needs to be fired moved them into our "Bigfoot Sightings" cabinet. I can't believe I hired such a moron...who does that anyway?!

[gaz]

GamerGirl13 has logged in!

GamerGirl13 : ............................... What is this? What just happened? Where's my game?!?!?!

[Bao Yu Chao]

Agent_Piggy_Slinger: ...let me guess. Your video game screen converted into this chatroom, right GamerGirl13?