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Post by Jericho Gustal on Jun 13, 2011 3:29:07 GMT -5
Alright, the concept of this game is to come up with the most amusing or down right 'on crack' voicemail greetings your character leaves on the phone for other people to hear. Example: Wesker voicemail greetingI'ma go first! Hey this is Jeri! Can't come to the phone right now cause I'm playing the doughnut slave boy to my boss. Just leave a message and I'll tr- OH HEY AUNTY ALLEGRA! IS THAT MAKEUP YOU'RE WEARING?!............Whoa whoa whoa...wait, is that the dress from the d-d-dating show too?........I know that expression.............................................................................................................................OH SHIT SHE'S BUSTIN' OUT THE TAZER GUN. AHHHHHH-click- |
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Bao Yu Chao
Law Enforcement
Agent Piggy Slinger
"I'm too rich for this crap!"
Posts: 78
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Post by Bao Yu Chao on Jun 13, 2011 6:36:59 GMT -5
You've reached the voice mail of Bao Yu Chao. If you're going to give me your money to find something out of the ordinary, then leave me a message with your name, number, and how much money you're willing to spend. Now if you're some poor peasant and didn't get this number directly from me, hang up now and don't leave a message. I don't like wasting my precious time, got it? -BEEEEEEEEEP-
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Anya
Hero
Bunnyphobic!
"Oh, I don't talk to people much. I mean, I talk to them. But they don't talk to me."
Posts: 266
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Post by Anya on Jun 13, 2011 11:23:17 GMT -5
Hi! This is Anya. I haven't answered my phone because I'm either really busy, or I'm ignoring you. ...Or possibly I'm dead. So leave a message after that robotic little beeping sound and I'll get back to you eventually if I'm still alive and I don't think you're obnoxious and/or frightening.
...Oh, and if this is by any chance a telemarketer, hang up now please. YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MONEY.
-BEEP!-
^ crack voicemail probably what her actual voicemail would sound like.
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Post by ahriman on Jun 22, 2011 14:40:26 GMT -5
Hello, this is my answering machine. If you are from the police, military, government or any major organisation opposed to half-demon abominations, please hang up now. For anyone else, how the hell did you get my number?
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Seriously, how?
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Post by kitsuneflare88 on Jun 23, 2011 0:06:58 GMT -5
Helloo? is this thing on.....Right.....
This is nara, i can't answer this strange object that is used for talking....Please leave a......whatever you call it when you record something on this machine...after the beep.....If i don't get back to you forgive me i still don't know how to use it....
Beep....
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Trisha Waldgrave
Law Enforcement
The Metal Cop
Coffee + Doughnuts = ♥
"Did somebody say....doughnuts?"
Posts: 41
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Post by Trisha Waldgrave on Jun 29, 2011 7:57:52 GMT -5
Hey, is this the doughnut shop? ....................look...don't even try to begin talking your way out of it, I know you guys are pretty damn sneaky when caught red handed. ..........................................Really? You think changing the subject is going to help? I'd be flattered if I wasn't so upset over not having my free coffee with the box of doughnuts. ..................I'm only joking. This is Officer Trisha Waldgrave's cell phone, if you leave a message and offer of doughnuts with coffee after the beep...I'll be certain to get back to you as soon as I get this. -BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-
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