Zombie Stripper Massacre [Open]

[hexus]

In the middle of the night in a huge strip club that was connected to a hotel really gory shit was going down. A beautiful goth teenage girl dragging a bloody black colored bat against the floor was walking through the hallway of the hotel. This girl was Agony the big sister of Malice and another side of the chaotic being Hexus. Agony knew that the zombie apocalypse was soon coming to an end sense soldiers were almost done wiping them out off the face of the earth. Agony wanted to have fun killing them too and it was not fair if Malice had all the fun. Agony went room to room killing women zombies that were either wearing a blood soaked sexy bikini or were naked. It was no surprise to Agony though sense this hotel was connected to a strip club. Every room she went into got kinkier and kinkier each time but it was easy killing them until she went into one room witch was larger then the others guessing maybe this room is for the people who spend lots of money here. The door to the room was already opened and nasty sounds and growling could be heard coming from the room.

When Agony went into the room she saw that the walls were covered in blood and there were about three zombie strippers eating a man on the bed. There was almost nothing left of the man and sometime the zombie strippers would growl at each other whenever one was getting to close to a body part the other one was eating.

"Now that is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen...well not really but its pretty close though." She said hoping to get the zombies attention witch she did. The zombies slowly got off the bed and walked to Agony as she started to walk back wards as they followed her. Agony's grip tightened on her bat and was ready to swing when the right moment came. "That's right come on keep coming at me i got what you want right HERE!!!" She shouted and quickly swung the bat hitting one zombie in the head busting its head open. The other two screamed and rushed at Agony and there was no time to start attacking them so agony quickly turned and ran as fast as she could. As the zombies ran after her they continued to scream and growl causing other zombies to go to the area.

[glory]

Zombies, in Glory's not-so-humble opinion, were really the most pointless creatures on earth. They were too disgusting to fight, too dumb to be made into minions; hell they were so mindless that she wouldn't even bother wasting a brain drain on 'em. 'Cause...that would be redundant. So given her rather disdainful opinion of the foul creatures, it was very rare that the hell goddess even bothered sparing some of her precious time to deal with them. But today? Well...today she was feeling a little...destructive.

It seemed that one of the few remaining zombie hordes around here (wasn't this zombie apocalypse thing said to be soon coming to an end? Glory didn't really pay attention to such things..) had decided to swarm this charming little hotel and strip club. A fact which Glory really wouldn't have cared one way or the other about...if it hadn't been for the fact that as she'd been passing by, one of the undead had made its way out into the street and actually dared to attack her. Attack. HER. The idea of even coming in contact with the zombie was absolutely revolting, and added on to that? Before she'd decided to bash its brains into the sidewalk, the damn thing had actually managed to rip her dress.

I mean! How completely barbaric, inconsiderate, and just plain ol' RUDE! The hellish woman had thought furiously as she'd stormed into the hotel in pursuit of some serious zombie slaughter to make her feel a little better. At the moment, Glory was pretty much PMS on legs. Storming through the halls tossing the undead hordelings around like ragdolls, her wild blonde curls even more disheveled than usual, the goddess pretty much contented herself to throw a mini-fit right in the middle of an all-out zombie attack. Because now this dress was ruined, and someone was going to pay...

BANG!

Glory unnecessarily threw the door to one of the rooms against the wall as she stormed inside, drawn by the particularly loud sounds of screeching and growling from within. Entering the room, however...she stopped short at the scene she was greeted with. The room was definitely chalk fulla' zombies, but...there was already some random human-looking teenage girl flippin' shit on 'em.

"Ew." the hell goddess remarked dryly upon taking in the generally gore-splattered state of the room. For her trouble, one of the zombies evidently decided to turn its attack on her. Glory, her eyes narrowed in an irritated glare, grabbed the creature by its decaying neck, ducked a swipe the zombie threw at her, and then smashed it head-first into the wall. Well, that had been...delightfully violent! As if it were actually necessary to dust herself off, the strawberry-blonde woman casually brushed her hands over her dress before turning her gaze on the teenage girl who was still facing off against the zombies.

"Sooooo yep. I guess you've got this covered." Glory stated the obvious as she glanced around the room. "Whatever. I don't know who you expect to clean up afterwards, though."

[hexus]

Agony stopped running deciding that enough was enough and quickly turned around and bashed the two zombies heads in their blood splattered all over her face. She stared down at the two zombies then turned to look at the other girl hearing her words. "I don't think anyone will clean up this but hey i saw how you were fighting those zombies and i have to say your amazing. Its a good thing you showed up when you did cause i would have been zombie food right now. Agony said holding the bloody black bat on her shoulder.

"You know i'm sure there's lots more zombies in here you want to help me kill them? You can take all your anger out on them like i'm doing. Its sooooo much fun" Agony said then started to head through the hall way again. "I'll let you think about it while i check out some more rooms." She said then opened another door to a random room and went inside but found nothing.

Then she moved on to the next room and found one zombie eating a arm. The zombie had its back turned so it never saw Agony come in. She smiled wickedly as she held the bat in the air then swung it down on the zombies head a nasty sound echoed through the room after the bat hit its head then it fell to the ground letting the arm it was eating go."Damn that's gross." She then walked out the room and just continued to walk in random rooms killing any undead that was in them.

[glory]

Momentarily a little confused, Glory paused to take a better look at the girl. Apparently she hadn't been fighting those last couple of zombies so much as...trying to get away from them. Argh, did that mean Glory had just actually saved someone?! Seriously? Great, if this got out, she'd never live it down...but then again, at least this chick wasn't making a big deal about it. After mentioning the fact that Glory had saved her from being 'zombie food', the teenager tossed up the suggestion of helping her clear out the rest of these zombies. Well, the hell goddess did have to agree that crushing their mutated, undead skulls was actually very therapeutic...and she was still kinda pissed about her dress.

With a resigned shrug, Glory stepped gingerly over the body of one of the undead, and casually turned towards the doorway as more snarling zombie-like groans echoed down the hallway. "Whatever. My dress is already ruined anyway...not like getting a little more blood on my hands is gonna hurt." she muttered, more or less accepting the other girl's offer. Gee, wasn't this cute. Here she was, kickin' zombie ass, fighting alongside a human. Or...what looked like one, anyway. Actually, it was kinda hard to tell these days...oh, how Glory missed hell. Everythin was so simple there - tortured souls looked like tortured souls, monstrous hell-beasts looked like monstrous hell-beasts...

Ah, those were the days. Wistfully, she snatched up a zombie that'd just decided to lunge at her, lifted it off the ground, and tossed it carelessly out the nearby window. That seemed to be it for this room, and the girl from before had already gone to scout out some others. Well, no point in just standing around. With a light toss of her hair, Glory strolled out into the hallway in search of a couple more of her lil' undead punching bags. It would seem that there were still quite a few to deal with, so while the teenage girl searched a couple of the rooms, the hell goddess contented herself with dealing with the ones who managed to escape into the hallway. Thwack, she met another zombie with a high kick that sent it hurling into a table, rendering the table broken to pieces and the zombie...well, sufficiently pissed off. As it struggled to its feet, Glory lightly reached down and picked up one of the broken legs from the table...and took it to the zombie's head like a baseball bat.

Oh, this was just so disgusting. And yet...delightfully destructive, so perhaps she could deal. Actually smiling a little now, continued on down the hallway, pausing only to peer into the room that the other girl was currently in. "For the record," the strawberry blonde felt the need to clarify, "I'm only doing this because right now? I really wanna kill somethin'. Not because I'm like, some kind of lame-ass hero or whatever. " She snorted a little at the very thought.

[hexus]

Agony was just about to leave the room she was in when Glory peeked into the room she was in and said those words. Agony smiled and walked to Glory putting her hand on her shoulder. "Don't worry... i'm no hero myself." Agony said her eyes quickly flashed orange then back to normal again when she said the last part taking her hand off Glory's shoulder and walking to another room and found nothing.

Agony went back into the hall way and turned her head to look at the end of the hall way. It was dark and creepy looking in that area witch made Agony smile and walk slowly to the area dragging the bat on the floor humming a sweet lullaby along the way.

When she was in the area she could not see anything. She felt around and touched a wall. It felt like a brick wall and she continued to feel the wall as she walked the dark area. It was quiet a little to quiet and it started to make Agony a little paranoid.

Then a loud growl echoed through the area and made agony scream and turn and run but she could not see anything in front of her but she did not care she just wanted to get out of that place. She could hear something running after her and she started to run even faster and eventually she found her way back to the hallway where Glory was and ran past her. "RUN THERE'S SOMETHING FOLLOWING ME!" She shouted back at Glory as she ran.

Out of the darkness naked female zombies and male zombies rushed toward Glory there was about 50 of them coming at her screaming moaning mouths drooling and blood dripping on the floor as they ran.

Agony kept on running hoping that Glory would be following her but never stopped to look behind her sense she was scared too. "Fuck fuck fuck FUCK! I had a feeling this would be a bad idea."

[glory]

Oh-kay! So maybe this chick wasn't so human after all, if that little trick with her eyes was anything to go by. Ooh, well, that was...remotely more interesting than Glory had expected, at least. Maybe she'd actually bother to ask a bit more about that later...if her busy-busy schedule would allow for it. And if...that girl, whoever she was, didn't run off first...as she seemed to be doing right now. Wait, huh?! Only moments ago, the teen had seemed just about ready to carry on kickin' some zombie ass...but now something had sent her running and screaming in the other direction. It was a situation that, given that they were currently located in a zombie-invested building, would probably have made any sane person cautious to say the least. Then again, Glory had long been excluded from that particular category.

Instead of immediately following the girl, Glory turned toward whatever it was she'd been fleeing from. The screeches and moans were more than enough to give warning of what was coming, and the hell goddess irritatedly placed a hand on her hip as the horde of creatures advanced. There sure were...a lot of 'em. But they were just zombies. Dead, mutated, humans, the way Glory saw it. And gods did not run from humans. Even if they were really, really disgusting. Except that...there were kinda a lot of 'em, and in these narrow halls it was going to be REALLY hard to bash all fifty of their heads in. Not without wasting an annoying amount of energy, anyway. Now if they could lure the zombies out into the street? That was one thing...but first things first.

As she took a couple of steps backward, Glory scoffed openly at the pursuing undead. "Do you seriously have to FOLLOW us? 'Cause I really don't like clinginess. " she complained sulkily, as if she actually expected the zombies to come skidding to a stop and be all "oh, sorry 'bout that!" Unfortunately the zombies didn't seem to possess any such considerateness, and without bothering to address them again Glory turned on her heel and zipped off after her potentially not-so-human 'buddy'. Though the teen had gotten a fair head start, the hell-goddess's superhuman speed certainly helped with the whole 'catching up' part.

"So. Tell me why we're running from these freaks again? 'Cause we could so take 'em." Glory muttered to her with a disdainful glance over her shoulder at the pursuing monsters. After today, she'd be sure and add zombies to her long list of things she absolutely hated about this dimension.

[hexus]

"Were running from these guys cause this place is to small for us to fight them, we need more room and if we could lead them to a more open area or just lead them outside we could send these things to hell easy, or do you want to fight right now and maybe get bit a few times?" Agony said as she looked in front of her jumping over things on the floor that were in her way. As the girls past a room more zombies rushed out that room and were faster then the other ones catching up to the girls a little. Agony could hear their moans and got freaked out and ran faster.

"OH SHIT THESE ONES ARE FAST!" She shouted and started to think fast looking at the floor hoping to see something she could use to get ride of some of the zombies. In front of her she saw a leg of a wooden chair and when she was close enough she grabbed it and quickly turned around and threw the leg in the air grabbing her bat with both hands and swung it back then forward when the wooden chair leg was at a good spot to hit it.

The wooden chair leg zoomed through the air with great speed hitting a zombie that was the most close to them. It hit its head causing it to fly back knocking down most of the zombies while the ones that were in the back of the horde tripped over them.

"OH HELL YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" She shouted as she quickly turned back forward and continued running. Now there were about fifteen zombies after them now but they needed to run a lot faster to catch up to the girls now.

[glory]

So maybe this gal had a point about it being better not to take on a whole horde of zombies when they had such little elbow room to make do with. And all this running was undoubtedly a nice healthy bout of exercise...except that Glory was still wearing heels. And running in heels was certainly not one of her favorite activities. Ugh, what a crappy day this was turning out to be. If this kept up, she was gonna need a serious dose of sanity to get her through the night...in fact, finding some poor sap on the streets to brain-drain kinda sounded like fun. Her new 'friend' was out of the question as a potential sanity-sapping candidate, of course, seeing as she evidently wasn't nearly as human as she appeared to be. And Glory had never tested out a brain-drain on a nonhuman entity, but something told her it'd get messy very quickly...

Grumbling to herself, the hell goddess consented to keep running, occasionally irritatedly glancing back over her shoulder as the zombies continued to advance. Damn, they were getting close. Glory was just starting to figure that it was time to either really turn the super-speed up a notch, or turn around and finish these suckers off, narrow walls be damned...when the other girl abruptly swung around with a makeshift bat in hand and slammed the leading zombie into its fellows. With a half-deranged grin, Glory whistled lightly as she paused to admire the damage.

"Not a bad hit there, chica!" the hellish woman gave a giddy, approving sort of laugh, obviously quite entertained by the destruction taking place. Never the less, the chaos most likely wouldn't stop the horde of undead for long. With one last little smirk, Glory lightly spun around and took off running again. This was actually kind of fun! Like...a game of tag. And it was so cute how the zombies actually seemed to think (could zombies even think? Glory briefly had to wonder...) that they actually had some chance of killing the two girls once they caught up with them. Oh, just wait until they got outside...

As if on cue, the doors to the hotel stairs suddenly looked in the hallway ahead. Perfect. All they needed was access to the first floor, and then getting outside would be a breeze. With a nod in the direction of the stairway to indicate that this was where they probably should head next, Glory reached up and lightly twirled a lock of her strawberry blonde hair. "Hope there aren't any more of 'em waiting for us down there. We wouldn't want things to get messy." the hell goddess chuckled with another Cheshire Cat-esque grin.

[hexus]

Agony smirked at what glory said as they ran and the zombies got up from the floor and started to go after the girls again. Agony looked at glory and saw her nod to the direction and nodded back, seeing the stairway. Agony slowly started to head down the stairway holding her bat in front of her tightly as she was almost down she stopped and surprised to see a large crowed of zombies roaming the first floor walking slowly and mindlessly bumping into each other and growled at each other when they did.

Agony walked back up the stairs and went up to Glory. "Umm yeah we have a BIG problem down there and we really really really need to think of something before our friends up here come and eat our lovely bodies and right now i'm out of ideas soooo i'll let you be the leader this time." Agony said and went behind Glory.

The zombies down stairs were a mixture of slow moving zombies and fast moving zombies but you could not tell witch one was witch and they were blocking the way out this place and outside was not never safe as well sense some zombies were roaming the parking lot.

Meanwhile the zombies that were following the girls finally caught up and were just around the corner, one zombie slowly grabbed the wall poked its head out slowly from the corner then fully showed itself and heading for the girls while the other zombies followed.

[glory]

It turned out that heading downstairs wasn't such a good idea after all, if Agony had indeed witnessed a whole new horde of zombies roaming the first floor. Glory paused, looking decidedly irritated at their situation. How very irksome. Who did these freaks think they were, trying to trap her—her—in some common hotel? How dare they actually treat her like some sort of human prey they might stalk in the dark of the night? Her gaze darting between the two groups of the undead, the hell goddess gritted her teeth together as Agony darted behind her. The other girl seemed decidedly freaked out by this point, but Glory? Glory was just pissed.

...No, she was more than pissed. She was infuriated, incensed, and above all...DISTRAUGHT! All she'd wanted was a nice, zombie-slaughtering rampage she could use to let off some steam, simple as that. But these freaks actually had the nerve to make things difficult for her! Her emotions beginning to whir out of control, the mentally unstable goddess whipped around to face the zombie who had just rounded the corner, fixed it with a rather crazed glare, and gave a childish stamp of her heeled foot...well, it would have been childish, had it not sent a tremor through the building strong enough to slightly crack the hotel floor.

"This—isn't—fair!" Glory wailed, her arm snapping out as the leading zombie drew close, grabbing it roughly by the neck and drawing it sharply toward her. "Do you have any idea how much of my precious, precious time you are wasting, you sniveling undead mortal? Could you POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE INCONSIDERATE?!" Seemingly close to tears now, the deranged blonde ended her ranting in a snarl and disgustedly flung the zombie away from her, knocking it back into its fellows and momentarily slowing their advance. She was done playing this little game. Her temper quickly rising, Glory suddenly rounded on Agony...and paused to consider. This girl wanted her to make a decision? ...Finally someone around here was making sense.

"All I know," she muttered, drawing herself up dramatically. "Is if I don't kill something soon, I'm gonna go crazy." Hah. Too late for that. Glancing wildly around, the hell-god whisked past Agony in a sudden outburst, and very abruptly drove her fist straight into the wall. A good six feet of it crackled and crumbled immediately, large chunks of plaster falling away and leaving a large gap inviting them into the outside world. Except...they were two stories up. Glory hadn't actually considered that. Not that a fall from this distance would much bother her, but she had to wonder whether the same would be true of her companion. Hmm...maybe she could just...push her and find out. D'aww, but that would be mean...and inconvenient for her zombie-fighting purposes. Glory shrugged, however; Agony had just demonstrated a moment ago that she was a bit more than human...maybe that came with a few not-so-human abilities?

Well, if not, there was the hotel awning only a little ways over and below them that could possibly cushion a fall, but whatever. Glory wasn't really one for strategizing. Taking a deep breath to calm herself, the strawberry blonde glanced over her shoulder at Agony. "There's your way out." she drawled carelessly. A glance below was enough to tell her that the parking lot wasn't exactly zombie-free either, but at least there was room to fight down there. "I'm bustin' out of here, and then I'm gonna kick some ass. But, um...feel free to run, or whatever." she added as an afterthought.