::noodle head's discussion thread party time::

[Nyarlathotep]

"Oh. Hello there. I didn't see you come in."

Yes. Well. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Could I interest you in a drink? Yes? No? Very well then. Straight to business. I like that.

Of course, it won't save you.

Ahem. Yes. Well, at any rate friends and neighbors, I, the almighty Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, and a variety of different aliases and people that are all simultaneously me (Blind Ape of Truth, anyone?), am in the business of being on AM, and as such, have decided to wreck havoc upon the board by virtue of everyone's favorite method of chaos, a subplot. There is of course, as with all great thing, a bit of difficulty. It's not been entirely plotted out, and there are other segments of play that could be pushed back or interrupt this plot's fruition. However, I am, if not anything else, a snappy dresser, and if I'm not a snappy dresser, then I'm an adjustable fellow. This plot could take a bit fully realize. However, I'm determined to ruin the lives of my fellow citizens of the board, and as such, will do everything in my power to ensure DNA

Gets.

It.

Finished.

Soon.

So, whats up with the plot? Well, what indeed. As it's still in the works, it's not entirely scripted out, and alot of it is open ended, up to and including goals and motivations, as well as origins, and even antagonists! I just felt like wasting your time introducing the idea to you that it's in the works-- and far better planned out and more realistic than any plot involving that HAZAMA kid at any rate. In fact a good deal about this thread is helping my inferior and idiotic role player DNA decide what to do for my glorious plot. More on that in the last paragraph though, where I tidily sum up everything I posted this topic for. Now for some less meaningful paragraphs!

I'm so meta, it hurts.

Now then! Speaking of snappy dressers, I have a few announcements to make on myself as well. All of my selves, actually. You all have got to have seen the traditional me art, what with the hand drawn eyes and the noodle head? Arcanic right? Well, there really isn't enough of that to go around, so I'm heading for a make over. A more original makeover then LOL PERSONA TIME and other such nonsense. As such, I'm getting somewhat of a re design, though rest assured, I will still used previous images where need be. And to think! All this just before an inevitable RE-APP. Huh. How convenient. All in all, expect me to look a bit different every once in a while further down the road. How different?



This different.

Pretty badass, right? Right, of course it is. You probably lost all your SAN points just looking at it. Or something. Anyway. Onto other less trivial matters.

Like threads! Threads. Threads are fun. Threads are also good for plotting, but I already talked about that. Oh, hell, I'll talk about it again, defying my earlier metaness because I'm a god and all that stuff. I'm in a few threads at the moment, I.E. one with Buffy that I've never gotten around to because DNA is lazy because I'm incomprehensible and my motivations are not for your mortal eyes, but do intend to swing to. Now, I get that my divinity intimidates alot of people. That's okay. Again, I'm a scary guy. But the Nyarlathotep-train is for children of all ages, and almost any character can successively interact in meaningful ways. Even normie civvies are ripe for the picking, and I assure you they can be plotted with due to my many different faces, allowing me to rape power scaling like it was one of my Other God concubines wife. That means, if you've got someone that can chuck green fireballs, then I'll be using a Gnarly that chucks green fireballs in order to make him a bit scary. He might also even chuck blue fireballs, which your character can't. However, he will be vastly different from the Nyarlathotep the man with rainbow fireballs meets, and both will have an interaction with a Nyarlathotep tailored to their 'power level'. Ain't got a power? Didn't stop Randy Carter from escaping my random acts of dickery denying my benevolent and completely innocent offerings for the exploration of himself. Though do expect for the thread to go a bit more cosmic horror story for normies, but even at that, just talk to the man pulling the strings (i.e., me, not this DNA ass), and we'll work to a mutual understanding. I have unlimited potential to thread with almost anyone. So if you want to meet Gnarly, or at least are thinking about it but are unsure about my power scale, feel free to post below and talk to me! I promise I won't kill you until the thread begins.

Now! Last paragraph time! I'm restored and ready for revenge! Like that other green bastard, a re-app is in my future, but so is a plot line. If you'd like to get involved in a Gnarly plot, why not think of a connection between the two? Attempt to summon him for power? Read about him in a newspaper and decided to check him out? Have I blown up your PLANET? Well, just post downwards! We'll likely have a thread! And that thread will be deeply connected to the plot, through the power of bullshit creativity! I'm a flexible guy! So let them come! Give me lists, give me possibilities, hell, give me ideas for plot elements your character could add! I'd love to hear them!

I'm in the mood for some light comedy.

At any rate boys and girls, it's time to say goodbye for the moment. Give a holler down under in Australia this little message, and tell me whats what whoa what, with what you weally weally want. Until then, I'll see you later.

FOR I AM EVERYWHERE.

~~~~
Nyarlathotep~

[batman]

I HAVE IDEAS.

BATMAN and GNARLY

SO Batman is the closest it gets to normal when it comes to superheroes, power-wise. That's not going to to stop him from looking into Gnarly, most likely so the Justice League can try to do something. Batmang will probably think Gnarly is out of his league, though he'll probably try to encounter him without a fight, just to get a handle on what he even is. That's to say, Batman will do his best to avoid a fight, but if one breaks out he definitely won't run away from it :U

LOKI and GNARLY

Mhm. Loki will want to meet up with this other guy who has ambiguous plans so he might also want to take over the world. Loki doesn't like the idea of other people taking over the world, even if that isn't Gnarly's actual goal. >( Loki will probably want to have a chat of some sort with him somewhere down the line, I just don't know how he would contact him.

[Nyarlathotep]

NYARLATHOTEP AND BATMAN

I could see Batman trying to investigate Nyarlathotep. However, I imagine even he'd get his sanity slightly askew for a bit by researching cults and other dark symbols and objects, as most humans who attempt to 'investigate' Lovecraftian stuff, especally entities, would likely go insane. THAT BEING SAID, that's probably not preferable to the Dark Knight. So, why not get him involved with some Gnarly stuff? What sort of occultish things would MATTMANG come into contact with on a semi-regular basis? We could have Gnarly do something with that, and they meet. For extra trolling, as Bruce's parents.

NYARLATHOTEP AND LOKI

Could work! But Gnarly would probably just laugh in his face if he 'confronted' him. However, contacting him is a huge issue, see Batman. I could imagine Gnarly trolling around in Asgard though, or stealing something from Loki just for lulz, and they meet there. No idea where the thread would go though.

[Sherlock Holmes]

MATTMANG BATMAN and NYARLATHOTEP

Well, I was just thinking that we could have Batman find a group of cultists in Gotham. Unless I'm TOTALLY WRONG about this whole thing, there would probably be at least one group of cultists in Gotham. It is kind of a cesspool of everything terrible. So, I think you could have Gnarly work with that however you want after Batman inevitably beats up the cultists.

LOKI and NYARLATHOTEP

Well, Loki just stole a ton of stuff from Asgard so Gnarly could maybe do something with that? Maybe taking some of Loki's stuff just for trollan? I don't want anything permanently stolen, though xD

[Nyarlathotep]

MATTMANG AND NYARLATHOTEP

This could work. A cult that's doing some voodoo shit, and when Batman decides to investigate, BAM, Nyarlathotep shows up and trolls him. The thing is, we'd need to think of a reason for trollan...

NYARLATHOTEP AND LOKI

Sounds neat! I have the idea of using the bad of wintery winter things though to make something happen. Could Gnarly steals SOME of that for realz?

[The Tenth Doctor]

HEY LOOK THE BAWB IS AT SCHOOL.

MOCK ME NOT, DNA-CREATURE.

THE DOCTOR AND NYARLATHOTEP

YEP. The Doctor would probably not want to kill Nyarlathotep or anything like that. In fact, he'd probably try to understand what he's doing and READ THE NECRONOMICON LIKE THE MASTER LOL CLASSIC WHO go from there. I think it could be interesting to see what happens when someone approaches him (meaning looks into him( like "HEY THERE WHAT'RE YOU UP TO" instead of "WHOA CRAZY ELDRITCH THING KILL IT"