Texts From Last Night [NSFW]

[Oswin Oswald]

Greetings, mortals. This is what we call Texts from Last Night.

Basically, it goes like dis.

You go to this site and do a bit o' browsing until you find some super lulzy texts that your character on AM may have sent to another character on AM.

But, Jemi!, you protest, my character doesn't have a phone! Well, now they do. Enjoy that.

Fair warning: Texts From Last Night is Not Safe For Work. There is talk of numerous inappropriate subjects.

Here is an example:

To: Character Name, From: Character Name
I say, this is quite an amusing text.

[center][size=5][font=georgia]To: Character Name, From: Character Name[/font][/size]
[size=1]I say, this is quite an amusing text.[/size][/center]

Go forth and lol, peasants.

[Richard]

To: Anya, From: The Lord of the Dance
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.

[nicholas]

To: The Lord of the Dance, From: Sierra 291
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.

[Sparda]

To: Sierra 291, From: Sparda
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.