THE AM TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY.

[Regina Mills]

So Bawb, DNA and I recently realized that our conversations are borderline...unintelligible sometimes. As a result, we're providing you with this insanely pointless guide to translate the bs we're constantly spouting. Enjoy!

THE OFFICIAL AM TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY
BY MEEKS AND BAWB
WITH POSSIBLE CONTRIBUTIONS FROM DNA AND JEMI
MAJOR WIP

“for SOMERISING” = For some reason.

“hows you?” = How are you?

“good moring” = Good morning.
Appropriate response: "good moring too."

“I got the results of my test back. I definitely have breast cancer.” = A random phrase to be used whenever. Don’t question it.

“I just like to watch you guys” = A way of announcing that we’re lurking, or watching a conversation / the ICC.

“In a few minezz, BITCH” = We’ll get to it SOON, hold your horses.
(note – appropriate response may be ‘Who are you calling a bitch?’ to which we will reply ‘You and your STUPID mother.’)

“Keep all your STUPID comments in your pocket.” = STFU

“long time seen” = A commonly used greeting, to be used among friends.

“O hai Mark!” = A greeting. ‘Mark’ may also be substituted for your name. If you’re lucky.

“That’s the idea!” = You’re doing what we want you to. Don’t change a thing.

"to make it interesting" = The go-to plot device. The perfect excuse for an action that a character has no other reason to commit.

“that will be my falut” = Oops, my bad. The 'falut' typo is intentional; never correct it. EVER.

“Well you know what they say…love is blind.” = A random phrase to be used at any given moment. We’re not even sure why we use it, really. Just to make awkward conversations more awkward, I guess.

“What a story, Mark” = What we say when we have absolutely no fucks to give. Sorry.

“whats a matter” = What's the matter? Note the appropriate response; we don't actually care about your problems, GOD.
Appropriate response: -insertnamehere-, i want 2 know how 2 ride a hawss

“WHY ARE YOU SO HYSTERICAL?!” = why are you acting like that?

“WHY LISA WHY WHY WHY" = Why did you do that?

“Wow, Lisa, you think of everything!” = Our response when someone posts for us.

“YOU’RE JUST A CHICKEN, CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP.” = You’re stupid. Take great offense.