HORRIBLE DRINKING GAMES THREAD

[The Trickster]

This is where you post your HORRIBLE drinking game ideas that no one should ever do. Whether it's site-canon specific or canon series specific....that's totally up to you! I make these up for teh lulz, but I figured everyone else would have fun making stupid drinking games like I do x'D

NOTE: WE RECOMMEND PLAYING THESE WITH WATER IF YOU PLAY THEM AT ALL BECAUSE OBVS. AT LEAST YOU'LL GET FULLY HYDRATED THAT WAY. AND YOU KNOW. NOT BE STUPID. DON'T DARE TO BE STUPID.



ONCE UPON A TIME

• Every time Prince Charming says "always find" in a sentence, take a shot
  
• Regina pops up with that diabolical look on her face in the background, take a shot.
  

[Richard]

Here, have some that I concocted and tend to actually play from time to time. Yes, they will kill me one day, even if I use soda. And now you know why I always complain about being out of soda.

Hellsing

• Every time Anderson quotes scripture/the bible
  
• Every time Anderson says "AMEN"
  
• Every time Integra puts on a srsface
  
• Every time Walter shows up at all
  
• Every time Alucard does something creepy
  
• Every time Alucard kills something with his bare hands
  
• Every time Seras does something.....adorable

Marvel

• Every time Thor says "hail"
  
• Every time Hulk smashes something
  
• Every time someone gets Loki'd
  
• Thor SOMEHOW losers Mjolnir
  
• Thor does something stupid
  
• Tony gets drunk

AM Itself/Whateverthefuck

• Richard does something nonsensical
  
• Richard breaks into song
  
• Fail starts a new app
  
• Fail drops someone completely different in the ICC
  
• Someone quotes legolas by laura or The Room in the chatango
  
• A plot is planned and doesn't actually ever happen
  
• Fail actually makes a post that doesn't take seven years

I have more, somewhere. And they will come. Eventually. But yes, this is why I'm always out of soda. :T

[Regina Mills]

Some more OUAT ones! Take a shot every time...

• True love's kiss solves a problem.
  
• Either Regina or Rumpelstiltskin randomly appear in a character's fairytale backstory.
  
• A blatantly obvious reference to a character in Storybrooke's fairytale counterpart is made.
  
• The Blue Fairy fucks something up on the sly.
  
• Emma calls Henry "kid"
  
• Regina's hair defies gravity
  
• Sidney is creepy

AND no one except Quill will probably get this, but I have a LOST one from awhile ago xD.

Take a shot every time...

• Hurley says "dude"
  
• Desmond says "brotha"
  
• Claire whines about her baby
  
• Charlie tries to control Claire's life.
  
• You can't interpret Juliet's expression
  
• Ben does something creepy
  
• Jack starts yelling about something
  
• Sawyer goes "SON OF A BITCH D<"
  
• Kate dramatically screams "NOOOOOOO"
  
• Locke preaches about the island
  
  

[Mr. Gold]

THE SUPERNATURAL DRINKING GAME

Take a shot whenever...

• Sam angsts about being a hunter.
  
• Dean angsts about Sam.
  
• Dean angsts about John.
  
• Castiel gives random exposition.
  
• A demon betrays someone.
  
• Sam betrays Dean or vice-versa.
  
• Someone Sam loves dies.
  
• An angel does something asshole-ish.
  
• Gabe trolls someone.
  
• Tuesday is mentioned.
  
• Someone makes a pop culture reference.
  
• Dean says something crass.
  
• Dean or Sam dies.
  
• Dean or Sam returns from the dead.
  
• Something ridiculously creepy happens.
  
• Leviathans do something dumb.
  

[Once-ler]

THE LORAX DRINKING GAME:

• Whenever anyone breaks out into song.
  
• Whenever someone says "Thneed."
  
• When O'Hare does something creeper-ish.
  
• When Once-ler's family are asses.
  
• When Uncle Ub says "I love this guy!"
  
• When you find the fat Humming Fish eating a pancake.
  
• Whenever Once-ler plays his guitar.
  
• When anyone says Truffula tree.
  
• Whenever a forest animal eats a Truffula tree fruit.
  

[Kiseichu Clossiana]

SUPERNATURAL

• When Dean hits on a girl in any way, shape, and/or form.
  
• 2 shots every time Sam flips out about Dean touching his stuff.
  
• When Dean makes a mess
  

PSYCHONAUTS

• Every time you fall off a stage.
  
• When Cruller talks about bacon.
  
• Milla talks about dancing &/or parties. 2 shots for both.
  
• Raz is oblivious around Lilli.
  
• One shot per bunny.
  
• Sasha takes a drag of his cig.
  
• ALL "tacky lamp" sightings.
  

ONCE UPON A TIME

• Regina's outfit changes, 2 shots if it includes a hat!
  
• When Snow makes you think of a viking.
  

[Regina Mills]

THE ROOM

• There's a random sex scene.
  
• Lisa and her mother have a talk
  
• Mark acts surprised when Lisa comes onto him
  
• Denny does something creepy
  
• Johnny does something creepy
  
• You can't understand wtf Johnny's saying
  
• A random plot point is introduced and never addressed again
  
• The characters don't...seem to be speaking English. At least, not grammatically correct English.
  
• Someone dramatically overreacts to something
  
• Johnny greets someone with "o hai _____"
  
• That piano theme plays. You know the one.
  
  
  

[Raidou Kuzunoha XIV]

Blazblue

• Everytime a new plot detail isn't explained, take two shots
  
• Everytime Noel cries, take a shot
  
• Whenever Ragna, Kokonoe, or Hazama swears, take a shot. If they swear within two sentences of one another, take a shot per swear
  
• Whenever Ragna threatens someone, take a shot
  
• Whenever Nago and Gii scream in terror, take a shot
  
• W en Ar ku e sp aks w ird d ri g s me hing pl t impo t nt, t ke sho
  
• When Carl says 'Sis', take a shot
  
• Whenever Tager or Kokonoe say something about science, take a shot.
  
• When a Murokumo Unit spouts of statistics, take a shot.
  
• Whenever Relius emotes, take a shot
  
• Whenever Hazama tells a half truth, take a shot
  
• Whenever you 'beat' Hazama and in the resulting scene he's kicked your ass, take a shot
  
• Whenever Hazama trolls someone, take two shots
  
• This includes you, as the player
  
• Whenever Bang gets beat up, take a shot
  
• Whenever Litchi is hit on by Tao, take a shot
  
• Whenever Taokaka, take a shot, and hit her between the eyes
  
• Whenever Hakuman fights a good-aligned character, take a shot
  
• Whenever a non-playable Six Hero is on screen, take a shot
  
• Whenever Valkenhyen mentions Rachel, take a shot
  
• Whenever Jin mentions Ragna, take a shot
  
• Don't take a shot for Tsubaki, because she's useless garbage
  
• Oh what the hell, take a shot everytime Tsubaki fails at her mission
  
• Take a shot whenever Luna appears, to ease the pain
  
• Whenever Makoto says something smart, take a shot
  
• Whenever you lose to either Unlimited Hazama, Unlimited Ragna, or Nu, take three shots
  
• If you get the bad end, down the bottle

[Mr. Gold]

AM's Cbox: Take a shot whenever...

• Someone makes a legolas by laura reference.
  
• Someone makes a The Room reference.
  
• Someone makes a God Warrior reference.
  
• Down the bottle when someone manages to make all three of those in one sentence.
  
• People have FEELS over their fandom.
  
• Someone goes in the ICC.
  
• Gangnam Style is mentioned.
  
• Meekz, DNA, Jemi and Bawb make a suspicious inside joke.
  
• OUAT is mentioned.
  
• Someone calls the Doctor 'Doctor Who' jokingly.
  
• Someone flops.
  
• Two shots if someone flops into the ICC.
  

[Oswin Oswald]

BRINGING THIS BACK AW YEAH

Updated Chatango/AM Drinking Game:

Take a shot whenever...

• Bindi is mentioned.
  
• Lacey's phone acts up.
  
• Jemi's AIM is actually Satan.
  
• Someone says their character sucks (Two shots if people suddenly jump in and correct them).
  
• Rogue is mentioned.
  
• Wafflez is mentioned.
  
• Meeks or Jemi make a musical reference. (Two shots if it's obscure and no one else gets it)
  
• Brotps are discussed
  
• There are Giant Walls of Text either complimenting people or rambling about characters.
  
• :]
  
• c: or :c
  
• Someone comes back from hiatus.
  
• Someone enters saying "hello friends" (Two shots if it's followed up by "i am selling beenz.").
  
• Haamentos is mentioned
  
• _____ pls
  
• Auri becomes an Elder God.
  
• Someone hiveminds (Two shots if followed up by a coobie face or a Madoka joke).
  
• Jemi provides running commentary of the episode of Doctor Who or Torchwood she's watching.
  
• Jemi provides running commentary on whatever terrible fanfiction she's reading.
  
• Someone yolos in the ICC. Two shots if it's Bawb.
  
• Bawb apps another character.
  
• Characters' names are used as verbs.
  
• The phrase "2_____" is used.
  
• There is a Kyt Action News update.
  
• There is an Elena Action News update.
  
• Anyone references Cyberbully, Legolas by Laura, The Room, Sleepaway Camp, Teen Witch, the God Warrior or any of the other sacred AM texts.
  
• It's obvious that Meeks was meant to live in the 80s.
  
• Katie actually ICCs someone.
  
• LOVE IS WEAKNESS.
  
• Someone posts a 2legit WIP app.
  
• Ironically misspelled names are used, i.e. reginaaa :], carla oswan, coobie, mentos, 10 doctor who, etc.
  
• Bawb apps another character named Jack.
  
• Homestuck is spelled homesock, hamsteak, homestruck or any other variant.
  

ICC Drinking Game:

Take a shot whenever...

• Someone mentions that it's abnormally quiet.
  
• The protags are all in the ICC together.
  
• The TARDIS appears. (And one more for every other TARDIS that might show up).
  
• Brotp moments are a thing.
  
• Two characters have a late-night heart to heart.
  
• Ridley and Lena make the room spin.
  
• There's a big, dramatic fight.
  
• The ICC is completely destroyed.
  
• A hole is blasted through one of the walls.
  
• Pitch shows up and messes everything up.
  
• Hazama shows up and messes everything up.
  
• Someone contracts with Kyubey or almost contracts.
  
• Someone wishes on the Unown.
  
• Fluffy sasses someone adorably.
  
• There is a Homestuck tide.
  
• Clara dies.
  
• Mithos makes the fire in the fireplace bigger for Eponine.
  
• Anyone makes use of the ICC kitchen or fridge.
  

[Bobj1]

THE OUAT {season two} DRINKING GAME...
Take a shot whenever...

• Someone is actually Cora.
  
• A character dies {two shots if the character was introduced in the same episode}.
  
• Killian fails at something.
  
• Emma is confused about something from the Enchanted Forest.
  
• Mr. Gold/Rumpel does something that is :]
  
• The episode's backstory focuses on Regina or Rumpel.
  
• Someone acts skeevy. Two shots if it's Bloo Fry.
  
• Cora is confused about modern technology.
  
• Charming does something dumb.
  
• Regina/The Evil Queen does something spooky.
  
• Cora does something... EVIL.
  
• Killian betrays someone.
  
• If you're watching it with a member of AM, whenever some says "-character- pls"
  
• Drink like an entire bottle if it's Selfless, Brave and Skeevy. yoU'LL NEED IT