((For this thread, I will be NPC'ing
Greed-ler since he'll have minor parts in this thread. That and I wanted Grace/Jefferson f33ls as well. Since it's a spoof thread I assumed I could get away with this.
Please don't kill me.) Also GreedMaleficent OTP.
GreedyMagick)
Greed-ler
Greed could hear the sound of the purring engine outside the shop. He himself had just finished dressing, wearing a more casual attire. Well, as casual as he could get. A black and green pinstriped vest (that had coat tails attached to resemble his jacket), over a short sleeved white shirt. Accompanied by pinstriped pants that matched the vest and a pair of expensive looking black shoes. He wore a miniature top hat, that resembled his larger one, and of course his signature sunglasses and a shorter pair of green gloves.
He glanced at his pocket watch before gently slipping it into his pant's pocket as he walked outside. After locking the door to the shop, as well as flipping the "CLOSED" sign over in the window, he walked towards the car.
"
You're late," He said, leaning over the driver's side and stole a kiss on the driver's lips, and a passionate one at that. Even though it would seem that "mean girls" were the "dirty" type of girls (to stay away from the "s" word), Greed-ler was a dapper man that enjoyed the classic romance. Even if Maleficent treated him like a boy-toy half the time.
It wasn't a secret from anyone that knew the Fae, or Greed, that the two were an item. She flirted with him relentlessly through the stealing of his pants, which always caused him to tag along when she went shopping with the Evil Queen. He always needed a fresh supply of pants, which half of him didn't mind, but his wallet did.
He hopped rather gracefully into the backseat and buckled in. Gods knew that the only think keeping Maleficent from murdering him in a car was that holy seat belt. Her driving wasn't exactly the safest he'd ever seen. That and he wasn't keen on fast cars away.
Which explained how they reached the mall so quickly. He could feel his organs still bouncing around inside of him when the vehicle finally came to a halt. He didn't waste a second getting out of that car.
He soon appeared at Maleficent's side, an arm curling around the woman's waist. (Not that he had any other choice if he hadn't appeared quickly she would have used her magic to drag him along by force!) "
Bueno, señorita." The male grinned rather teasingly.
Jefferson & Grace
In the mall there were various stores, carrying vast amounts of different kinds of items. If one would walk past the GameStop they would find a hat store called "Down the Rabbit Hole." It was run by Jefferson, who owned and made all of the hats within the store.
The design of the store was made to look like Wonderland. It was Grace's idea, down to the last detail. There were upside down furniture safely hung from the ceiling to make it seem like you did just fall down into Wonderland. The door to the shop even resembled the small door Alice had to try and get through!
Grace had even created "costumes" for the store, with the help of her father. Jefferson, of course, appeared like a well dressed version of the Mad Hatter--a kind of joke for himself, since he
was the Mad Hatter. And sweet innocent Grace had, again with her father's aid, created an Alice styled dress. She would skip around the store helping costumers that had questions while her father manned the counter, as well as an area where custom hats could be filed for.
Right now, the mall was actually just opening, so he was still rushing about putting out new hats. He smiled as he watched Grace fiddling with some hats on some of the display heads they had that faced the door entrance.
"
Grace, you can take a break now, sweetheart. I think it looks fantastic." Jefferson called to his daughter as he finished some last few tasks.
The young girl bounced towards her father, giggling, "
I just want to help make it look perfect, Papa."
Jefferson knelt down and gently kissed the top of the girl's head. "
And you've done a brilliant job. Now, why don't you go in back and have something for lunch? You barely at breakfast this morning."
"
But Paapaaa."
"
No buts, Grace, I won't let you help on an empty stomach."
"
Alright, Papa, but I'm only eating the sandwich! You promised we'd have tea together during break!" She giggled as she bounced into the back room.
