Once upon an adventure {Richard/ASK,BROS}

[Kiseichu Clossiana]

Once upon a time there was a demoness, her name was...okay she had two names! GEEZE SHE LIKES NAMES! But! The common ones were Kiseichu Clossiana and Tanzanite...then...whatever the hell variants that came with it. Dressed up like a movie star with her fluffy hair, using it as a bit of a boa over her shoulders with a devious grin, the woman was dressed to impress! Why? Because...she was going somewhere totally special, that's why!

They recently rebuilt an amazing place that was rumored to have something FABULOUS and this amber eyed demon with an infatuation for OPERATION HAPPY FUN TIME or anything related to it was all for this spectacular event! Though it was seriously all kinds of a mystery as to why she was wearing an evening gown in like...the afternoon. Oh right, she was looking FANCY! A deep red gown without straps and decorated about with black lace upon the hem and around the bust in a v sort of shape. Then of course upon her hands she had matching gloves which were red and black ASSwell too!

A GURRRRRRRL lady such as herself had to accessories! Plus the ruby hued eye shadow was a nice touch! ...okay so where the hell was she going? There was a gas station near by and then there was a really fancy hotel in the distance...she was probably going over to the hotel for some sort of event, right? AAAAND AROUND THE CORNER TO THE GAS STATION! Sauntering on in getting some of the strangest looks, mostly some the internet would slap the `WTF` label on. The bells chimed upon her arrival and when she leaned over the counter, the elegant woman with cherry lip gloss cooed out the words, "I'll take a Stratospheric Strawberry Slime Mega Slush, please~"

....yeah. This is why she dressed up all fancy like. This place FINALLY got rebuilt after being destroyed for the fifteenth time and it was a PAIN to find a Mega Slush anywhere else! To her, this was TOTALLY worth dressing up for since it was DEFINITELY a special event! Humans did that, they dolled themselves up for special moments to them and this was about as special as they got in her book! Next to like...getting the chance to slice people open and they were all for a free operation, of course. Reaching into her cleavage before the cashier could so much as say anything, she couldn't help but think about the weird moment she got a stomach full of hundred dollar bills...that was simply BIZARRE.

Moving her finger tips out of from her storage shelf, closing her eyes and....slapping down a stomach filled with about a hundred hundreds upon the counter. Opening her eyes to look at the slush being handed to her, she let out a gleeful squeal and swiped her prized Mega Slush from the cashier who screamed like a school girl and flopped over. Skipping off in stiletto heels while sipping away, she poked the door open and was in SUCH a wonderful mood!

[Richard]

Down the sidewalk. Clickity clack. Clickity clack. Warlock on a skateboard. Normal day for all invol--wait what.

Down the sidewalk he went. The Lord of Darkness, Richard, on a skateboard. On a skateboard with wheels made of fire, because that was something he did. He didn't even need to push it along, he simply stood there, and it went. Because that was how he ordered it to be. And what he ordered it to do, it did. Until it got tempermental. Then he'd have to kick it around. Again.

Weaving through, around, and occasionally over the crowds, Richard was free to commit many acts of mischief. He once managed to set the socks of an entire crowd of people on fire in one pass. He almost swore he saw a group of people holding up '10' signs. As if he were only worth a ten; the nerve! His performances were worth at least a twelve. Some people just had no taste for mischief....

He plucked a newspaper from the hand of a passerby, taking a quick look over it. "Hmm. That looks completely uninteresting. Football....sports....gambling....lottery....oh, here's something...." He squinted at the paper, before he shrugged and tossed it away. It burst into flame just as it landed in a garbage can, causing the entire thing to go up in a tower of sparks and fire. "I can't read."

He snatched an ice cream cone from a small child as he passed. Looking back as the child erupted in tears, he couldn't help but giggle stupidly. Turning back just in time to see.....hey, a Mega Slush.

The distraction remained just distracting enough that he didn't notice the person holdign said Mega slush until his demonic skateboard reared up, kicking him off. He flipped up and over, sailing through the air and over the hapless woman. He came down on his face with an audible crunch, before he bounced away, landing on his back, only to bounce again and end up rolling forward. He sprang up from a handstand, landing in a crouch. One hand out to his left, the ice cream cone landed safely in it. His right shot up over his shoulder, catching the spinning skateboard.

He rose up to stand, spinning about to face the Mega Slush-bearing woman. "And that's the way we--" He was cut off as the ice cream formerly occupying the cone landed smack in the middle of his face. ".....okay karma. I get it. You don't like chocolate. Funny part? Neither do I."

[Kiseichu Clossiana]

Prancey prance prance and skipity skipping along in her gown, leaving behind an out cold cashier who was soon gradually robbed by random people. They wanted CANDY! FREE. CANDY. Not like it was any problem of hers, she wasn't tied down with law enforcement sorts and it just didn't matter to her. Why? #YOLO It was literally all behind her and the demoness had Mega Slush on the mind!

Along her little gleeful sidewalk adventure, she stopped right in her jolly tracks and stared off at the distance. Cause if her eyes decided today was a great day not to see things, there was a figure in the distance riding along on a skateboard stealing ice cream. Not just some sort of kid or typical sort a simple minded mortal should expect to see, mind you. So what did she do? The rational thing, of course! STARE. Humans did that a lot, so staring away at the amusing little scene unfold was the logical thing to do.

Besides, the MYSTERIOUS RIDER was getting closer and closer. Sipping away at her Stratospheric Strawberry Slime with a smile, letting her eyes follow the absolutely majestic fall of the MYSTERIOUS SKATEBOARDER. Blinking a couple of times at the crunchy sounds his face was more than happy to make as though it was saying HEY YOU to the cement and tilted her head toward the general direction he bounced in. Taking a casual ol' sip while his fancy antics of quick recovery ensued finishing off in a sweet spinning board catch.

OF COURSE...a scoop of ice cream interrupted whatever he was about to say and why that happened was suddenly revealed: Karma hates chocolate. Taking yet another sip, almost like that was her default response, oh wait, maybe she was actually going to say something! Moving the straw away from lips, at about the same time she lifted up her free hand toward the Warlock's face...and...bitchslapped the ice cream off. Silly dessert was trying to force its sweet sweet loving on one of her few buddies! "My oh my~! It just forced itself on you, didn't it?" Right after those playfully bemused words came out of her mouth...something strange happened.

A circular saucer spun down from the sky like a tacky light show at a warehouse rave party...whatever that's supposed to mean and landed right behind the warlock skateboarder. The silvery ship slowly spun as the top opened up to reveal a glowing, white slender figure and for some reason it had a halo. Oh for the love of all that froze hell over so she could sell ice cream...she visibly cringed. Almost like it was some holy alien from the great wide yonder known as space. The creature's voice was angelic and calm as it spoke to the two...

"I am the last of my kind...I have traveled long and far to share the secret of world peace..." Bursting out in laughter for a moment, she only had one thing to say about that...or rather a mere statement, "Oh my~! Obviously it's a trap, everyone knows world peace is a fairy tale~! A boring one at that..." What did the strange being from the vast beyond do? It tilted to the side being baffled by the females weird reaction. Giggling like a complete maniac, she sipped upon her Mega Slush and quirked a brow. Pffff world peace delivering creatures....they're so crazy!