It's a tough lesson to learn! {MAKO!}

[The Trickster]

{I dunno if Jaxeh wants to allow more people in this C: ask him if you have interest in joining this! GABE. NOW TROLOLOLOIN' HARD. Takes place DURING the events of DEADLES YOU DISEASED MANIAC!}

What was so profound and important to cause enough of a ruckus that would distract a tentative bodyguard like Captain Mako away from his duties? That's what Gabriel was going to find out! If it came down to slaughtering off a cluster of families that were huge jerks....well then that's what he'd do! First he started out with making a female shark-monster-human-hybrid-whatever-Mako-was walking within what the Trickster thought was within scent smelling range. After a while of having the shark babe in a school girl uniform walk about struttin' dat ass....the archangel tapped his chin in thought and figured he was gonna have to try harder than this. So with a snap-a-roo of his fingers, the shark woman grinned in an ear-to-ear fashion and had a look of sheer bloodlust in her eyes. To put it simply....there was an awful lot of blood curdling screams and cries for mercy.

Then Gabe had yet ANOTHER idea...why not make it seem like it wasn't JUST some shark lady thing...but the good ol' Captain himself? What oh what would he have to say about showing up in tabloids or even the news? That could ruin EVERYTHING he had going for him. A roof over his head and the company of a young lady who seemed like she couldn't be happy worth ANYTHING unless she ruled the business world with an iron fist. That girl had ISSUES. ANYWAY...so he let a smirk slide across his lips as he proceeded to have yet another lure set up in all of this. Snapping his fingers, his grin grew as the manifestation took place. An exact copy of Captain Mako was on the scene and assisted his female counterpart in a mass murder of those Gabriel hand picked himself.

They either had an awful attitude where others were scarred for life or were VERY likely to help out his big bro Lucifer raise hell, very legitimate reasons in his opinion since he TRULY wanted the humans to have a fighting chance. The humans needed more help than they currently had recruited for them at this time, that's for sure. Plus, the ratio of crazies were really getting to an uncomfortable high in numbers. Question is, was this the right way to go about getting an audience with the sharkman? For all he knew this plan could backfire and explode in his face. Whatever, he was trying to teach something of value. That the humans who didn't suck need all the help they can get.

In addition to that, the girl was almost like a weakness to him in this...but maybe he could do what he did with the Winchesters and work it into a strength somehow.... Pulling out a candy bar from his pocket casually, this one was a king size Milkyway! He peeled open the wrapper and began to snack away while humming boredly. The bloodshed ensued and it was gradually getting to the graveyard...closer to Mako's territory. Of course, it would stop abruptly if his audience was in view. Plus, those creations of his were fleshed out to a science and even had unique scents to fit the bill. The trickster wasn't dealing with some easy to trick human....he had a challenge before him...

Of course, Gabriel had to dawn a disguise....can't have big bro knowing about him just yet! So he made himself look a lot like Fabio...but with a mustache to add onto the manliness. Of course, to make this more over the top and ridiculous, he was wearing a green and gold silk robe. Plus bunny slippers cause really....why the hells not? Okay...just one more thing. Snapping his fingers, he had a huge recliner appear and he plopped right down into it.

[Captain Mako]

A demonic squirrel. That was the major problem Mako had been dragged across the U.S. to deal with. A gross, demonic, undead squirrel. To a creature that had fought werewolves, had bartered with angels, who had once given a demon a wedgie it was... more then a little humiliating. He kept the sneer inside but it just... wasn't what he was there for, and Bao had more or less ignored him most of the trip because of the impromptu hug when she mentioned road trip. She didn't hate the hug... truly hate it. His nose told him that but knew that telling her that would be a good way to get shot in the face so he pretended to be meeked by her rage... which seemed to anger her more... which amused him. All a slippery slope to insanity or death. At least his life was interesting.

But then he smelled it. It went over the smell of death and decay, of acid and blood. It was the smell... of shark and man... no... woman... a blend that was not possible. Just... not possible. Mako peered at the combatants and judging this an easy win he turned his head back to smell blood and death. Blood and death and... another? Another smell? A smell... of himself? A male? Did all males... that might be like him smell just like him. This... this was more then a little odd. He had to know. He had to know. He waved at Bao but she was in too deep so instead at a run he shouted out.

"Be back soon Bao! You've got this. I think I smelled me over there. Have to check it out. Oh and a female me."

He ignored the expression on her face which was parts rage, confusion, and more rage as he added.

"I love you, bye bye."

With a grin he ran full speed towards... whatever.