Post by Regina Mills on Nov 11, 2012 19:22:58 GMT -5
mah new ouat fanfic!!!! EVERYBAWDY REVIEW BUT NO FLAMEZ!!!! U R A PREP IF U DONT LIKE MY STORY
Chapter 1
Leopold was very excited. Ever since his first wife had died, he’d been looking for a new mother figure for his dearest daughter, Snow White. ..Well. One could only assume she was his daughter. She was just kind of this kid that hung around sometimes.
Anyway, after years of searching, Leopold finally found a woman he’d fallen in love with. Her name was Regina. After she’d saved Snow’s life, Leopold had decided she was going to be his future wife. After a long day of being King, he trudged back to his castle wearily – but his spirits were instantly lifted at the thought of seeing the woman he loved.
He entered the room to see Regina talking to a mirror. She did that some times. Archie suggested she might be crazy, but then again…Archie always played psychologist with them. Regina instantly stopped and put the mirror down as soon as she saw him, so Leopold didn’t give it much thought. “Hi babe!” he greeted her. “I have something for you!”
Regina just kind of stared at him blankly. “What is it?”
“Just a little something.” Leopold was trying very hard to sweep her off her feet by being mysterious. But he could no longer handle the anticipation. In the next moment, he revealed what he was hiding behind his back: a long red dress with a rather alarmingly low neckline. The kind of dress that an evil queen would wear. Not that Regina was an evil queen.
Regina just kind of stared at it in disgust for a moment. "Leopold, it's beautiful, thank you." she finally flatly stated. Leopold misinterpreted her lack of enthusiasm for total enthusiasm and grinned proudly until Regina spoke again. "Can I try it on now?" She was just sort of looking for an excuse to get away, but Leopold nodded immediately.
"Sure, it's yours."
"I'm gonna try it on right now." Regina said again.
"Mm hmm." Leopold just kind of grunted. As she headed upstairs, he sat down on the sofa to wait for her.
One cheesy transition later, Regina came walking down the stairs in her new red dress. Leopold immediately gasped. "Wow, you look so sexy Regina!"
Regina twirled around once. "Isn't it fabulous?"
Leopold suspiciously avoided the question by commenting, "I would do anything for my girl."
Just then, Snow White bounded into the room. "OH HEY GUYS!" she giggled.
"O hai Snow!" Leopold called from where he was lounging on the couch. Regina just kind of grimaced. Snow turned to her expectantly, then blinked.
"Wow! Look at you!" she gasped.
"It's from your father." Regina replied, her lack of enthusiasm still painfully evident. However, everyone in the room continued to remain oblivious.
"Anything for my princess." Leopold drawled with a creepy laugh, though it was unclear as to whether he was talking about Regina or Snow at this point.
Snow frowned suddenly. "How much was it?" she asked. She was constantly concerned about her father overspending the royal funds.
Regina rolled her eyes. "Snow, don't ask a question like that." she scolded.
Snow didn't respond, and Leopold rose from the couch before the conversation could continue any further. "Nice to see you, Snow." he said, despite the fact that she was his daughter and he saw her everyday. Leopold turned pointedly to stare at Regina. "I'm going to take a nap." he announced.
Regina smiled knowingly.
"Can I go upstairs too?!" Snow asked excitedly.
"Ha ha ha." was Leopold's only response.
"Snow, I think I'm gonna join him." Regina said.
"Ha ha." Leopold laughed again, taking Regina's hand and leading her upstairs.
Snow was left downstairs, alone. She watched the pair head upstairs and out of sight, a bit wistfully. Then she suddenly picked an apple off the table - a bright red, totally-not-suspicious looking apple that Regina had given her earlier that day - and took a bite out of it.
Chapter 1
Leopold was very excited. Ever since his first wife had died, he’d been looking for a new mother figure for his dearest daughter, Snow White. ..Well. One could only assume she was his daughter. She was just kind of this kid that hung around sometimes.
Anyway, after years of searching, Leopold finally found a woman he’d fallen in love with. Her name was Regina. After she’d saved Snow’s life, Leopold had decided she was going to be his future wife. After a long day of being King, he trudged back to his castle wearily – but his spirits were instantly lifted at the thought of seeing the woman he loved.
He entered the room to see Regina talking to a mirror. She did that some times. Archie suggested she might be crazy, but then again…Archie always played psychologist with them. Regina instantly stopped and put the mirror down as soon as she saw him, so Leopold didn’t give it much thought. “Hi babe!” he greeted her. “I have something for you!”
Regina just kind of stared at him blankly. “What is it?”
“Just a little something.” Leopold was trying very hard to sweep her off her feet by being mysterious. But he could no longer handle the anticipation. In the next moment, he revealed what he was hiding behind his back: a long red dress with a rather alarmingly low neckline. The kind of dress that an evil queen would wear. Not that Regina was an evil queen.
Regina just kind of stared at it in disgust for a moment. "Leopold, it's beautiful, thank you." she finally flatly stated. Leopold misinterpreted her lack of enthusiasm for total enthusiasm and grinned proudly until Regina spoke again. "Can I try it on now?" She was just sort of looking for an excuse to get away, but Leopold nodded immediately.
"Sure, it's yours."
"I'm gonna try it on right now." Regina said again.
"Mm hmm." Leopold just kind of grunted. As she headed upstairs, he sat down on the sofa to wait for her.
One cheesy transition later, Regina came walking down the stairs in her new red dress. Leopold immediately gasped. "Wow, you look so sexy Regina!"
Regina twirled around once. "Isn't it fabulous?"
Leopold suspiciously avoided the question by commenting, "I would do anything for my girl."
Just then, Snow White bounded into the room. "OH HEY GUYS!" she giggled.
"O hai Snow!" Leopold called from where he was lounging on the couch. Regina just kind of grimaced. Snow turned to her expectantly, then blinked.
"Wow! Look at you!" she gasped.
"It's from your father." Regina replied, her lack of enthusiasm still painfully evident. However, everyone in the room continued to remain oblivious.
"Anything for my princess." Leopold drawled with a creepy laugh, though it was unclear as to whether he was talking about Regina or Snow at this point.
Snow frowned suddenly. "How much was it?" she asked. She was constantly concerned about her father overspending the royal funds.
Regina rolled her eyes. "Snow, don't ask a question like that." she scolded.
Snow didn't respond, and Leopold rose from the couch before the conversation could continue any further. "Nice to see you, Snow." he said, despite the fact that she was his daughter and he saw her everyday. Leopold turned pointedly to stare at Regina. "I'm going to take a nap." he announced.
Regina smiled knowingly.
"Can I go upstairs too?!" Snow asked excitedly.
"Ha ha ha." was Leopold's only response.
"Snow, I think I'm gonna join him." Regina said.
"Ha ha." Leopold laughed again, taking Regina's hand and leading her upstairs.
Snow was left downstairs, alone. She watched the pair head upstairs and out of sight, a bit wistfully. Then she suddenly picked an apple off the table - a bright red, totally-not-suspicious looking apple that Regina had given her earlier that day - and took a bite out of it.
