Post by Hazama on Dec 23, 2012 0:25:30 GMT -5
How Terumi Stole Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum
Not a user was posting, not even Storm!
The Plots were hung by the plot page with care
in hopes that the other members would soon appear and be there!
The characters were nestled all snug in their apps
while visions of horrendous feels virtually blew off their caps
And Meekz, with her OUAT and I very soon
Had just started quoting and watching the Room!
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the box to see what was the matter
Opening another window, I flew like The Flash
Tore open the sub-forums, close out slash tg slash
The Board, watching OUAT with newly dropped Snow
gave the lustre of every say to the threads down below
When, what to my wondering eyes could see
was that insanitable monster, the troll Terumi
With a small plushie driver so smiley, soul gems it did guzzle up
I knew in a moment that it must be Captain Hazama
More rabid and evil, Pitch's horses, they cam
And he hollered and shouted and called them by name
"Now WHATEVER, now WHOEVER, now INSERT YOUR NAME HERE!
Hazama, seriously, how does this spread any fear?
I thought that the goal, not to make others grin
was to cause them to suffer, to cry, to their chagrin?!"
As the dry leaves that before that wild hurricane flew
Hazama called out two initials, one a 'B' one a 'Q'
and took up small Kyubey, so small and so cute
and whacked Pitch Black in the back of the head, his prone body, oh it flew!
And then, in a chuckling, I heard on the roof
The laughing and trolling of each little hoof
As I drew up my keyboard, and was turning around
down plopped Kyubey, who Hazama had thrown with a bound
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot
And his cadaverous corpse was now covered in soot
And a bundle of bricks had been flung on his back
Made to break anyone stupid enough to be hit by him, the twat
His eyes, how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
A shame 'bout his body, now pallid and corpuculary
He drooled and then melted and the structure did flew
As another Kyubey entered, and ate up the goo
And the stump of the old, he held up in his mouth
When Hazama plopped down, with glee and did shout
"Kyubey, you look like shit as always. I don't, you jelly?"
And Kyubey just looked up. 'How irrational' he thought. Oh, how silly!
And with a chomp and a bite, a stab and a hiss
I got mad and was trolled, yelling incoherently-- I was pissed
With a wink of his eye, and a twist of his head
What I had most feared came to life, and filled me with dread.
He spoke a couple words, and then went to his work
And stole all the stockings, man, what a jerk
And laying his fingers to the top of his hat
He reared and he punted, and murdered my cat
He sprang to his transport, game Team Snake a whistle
And away they all ran, like the sound of a missle
But I heard him explain, ere he drove out of sight
"AHAHAHAHAHA I STOLE CHRISTMAS, STUPID FUCKERS."
