ASSORTED APRIL FOOLSIN'

[Hazama]

HIYA! This last april fools was filled with dumb! This is a thread for posting the dumb that we logged!

This dumb is a mix of what was logged between the Spade Madoka/Putch Brand shenanigans. ENJOY.

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1 Apr 13, 10:38 PM
Hazama: -and teleports out as well-

1 Apr 13, 10:38 PM
Hazama: Have fun collecting them all!

1 Apr 13, 10:38 PM
Hazama: Because I thought it'd be funny.

1 Apr 13, 10:38 PM
Hazama: Oh, I was dealing some mushrooms out to children and I thought that I'd bring the kids here to see them trip balls around your lair.

1 Apr 13, 10:38 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -mEANWHILE IN HUECO MUNDO-

1 Apr 13, 10:38 PM
Emil Castagnier: -just chills out in Las Noches-

1 Apr 13, 10:37 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -.....- -so we're all just tripping- -okay- -suddenly everything makes more sense-

1 Apr 13, 10:37 PM
Pitch Black: And why are you here anyway? -pitch's lair :]-

1 Apr 13, 10:37 PM
Kyubey: Very well! -tele

1 Apr 13, 10:37 PM
Hazama: So yeah, I think we're done.

1 Apr 13, 10:37 PM
Hazama: You know what, at this point, I'm just assuming everyone here is still hallucinating from that LSD I snuck into everyone's Easter Candy.

1 Apr 13, 10:36 PM
Kyubey: ...Are we quite done, here?

1 Apr 13, 10:36 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -clara- -i'm clara- -i had a whole existential crisis over this-

1 Apr 13, 10:35 PM
Samus: *armor goes pewf as she wanders over to sit by Oswin, also radiating doneness as she just watches on from the safe area*

1 Apr 13, 10:35 PM
Emil Castagnier: -i'm with you on that Xalzan-

1 Apr 13, 10:35 PM
Pitch Black: Hazama, who are you even telling that to?

1 Apr 13, 10:35 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: I think that's the general plan. *The Garganta closes* *And he just kinda* *Slumps onto the nearest comfy surface* *D O N E*

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Kyubey: :c

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Hazama: And that's the story of how Mami got her self insert bullshit ass into my story and went the fuck to sleep.

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Mecha Mami: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHG

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Emil Castagnier: I'm just going to pretend that that never happened.
1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
: -the story page closes-

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Mecha Mami: I HAVE ONLY GROWN IN POWER.

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Mecha Mami: -absorbs the Kyubeys-

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Emil Castagnier: -looks up at Xalzan when he shows up-

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -AND SO an epic battle ensued-

1 Apr 13, 10:34 PM
Kyubey: -thrown :c-

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -throws a pile of Kyubeys at Mecha Mami-

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Yuuki Terumi: WHATEVERTHEFUCKKYUBEYIS.

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Mecha Mami: -throws a triceratops at mecha kyubey-

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Kyubey: -I SEE HOW IT IS-

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Emil Castagnier: -no I can't- -just grabs a magazine and casually reads-

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Yuuki Terumi: OUR TROLLS AT THAT WHICH SHALL PIERCE THROUGH THE HEAVENS.

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *okay screw this* *time to head back to las noches* *make sure emil didn't get his ass lost or something* *garganta.exe*

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Mecha Mami: TRICERATOPS.

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Kyubey: -still here guys :c-

1 Apr 13, 10:33 PM
Yuuki Terumi: NOW LET US GO. YOUR POWERS SHALL NEVER DEFEAT OURS.

1 Apr 13, 10:32 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -ASSUMED KYUBEY'S FINAL FORM-

1 Apr 13, 10:32 PM
Mecha Mami: NOW IS THE TIME.

1 Apr 13, 10:32 PM
Mecha Mami: YES.

1 Apr 13, 10:32 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: M'not stopping you. -can you feel my voice- -radiating done- -also hi i'm clara- -oswin is the only oswin-

1 Apr 13, 10:32 PM
Yuuki Terumi: HAHAHAHAH FOOLED YOU BITCH.

1 Apr 13, 10:32 PM
Mecha Mami: BUT IT IS MY DESTINY TO FIGHT MECHA KYUBEY.

1 Apr 13, 10:32 PM
Mecha Mami: You're right.

1 Apr 13, 10:32 PM
Mecha Mami: ...

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Kyubey: Really, you were demon hunting yesterday! Shouldn't you rest?

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Hazama: I think you're getting...a bit ahead of yourself now.

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Hazama: Oh dear...Mami, can this wait?

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Mecha Mami: ASSUME YOUR FINAL FORM.

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Hazama: We're jumping onto White Base!

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Samus: Any room for guests over there?

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Mecha Mami: KYUBEY.

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Hazama: ...

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Samus: *glances over to Oswin/Clara/whoeverthefuckitis*

1 Apr 13, 10:31 PM
Emil Castagnier: ......

1 Apr 13, 10:30 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: ...

1 Apr 13, 10:30 PM
Samus: ...............

1 Apr 13, 10:30 PM
Kyubey: ...Isn't it a little late? :c

1 Apr 13, 10:30 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *oh holy shit are you still not done*

1 Apr 13, 10:30 PM
Mecha Mami: -BECOMES MECHA MAMI-

1 Apr 13, 10:29 PM
Hazama: Oh Kyubey! -/sitcom laugh track-

1 Apr 13, 10:28 PM
Kyubey: Besides, you are doing a good job of lecturing them.

1 Apr 13, 10:28 PM
Kyubey: You know I don't take active roles, Hazama! :c

1 Apr 13, 10:28 PM
Hazama: Then we can have a sequel called "Revenge of the Tea Cup Killer".

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Hazama: Wait until next April 1st.

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Hazama: Mami, the time for super Seintein transformations is over.

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Hazama: Oh, thanks Kyubey! You know, you really should bang that into your good for nothing contractor's underweighted skull for once.

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Mami Tomoe: Was my final form!

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Mami Tomoe: What you didn't expect, Hazama...

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Kyubey: It's my turn to sing a lullaby, right? c:

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Hazama: By the way, the boogieman is going to eat the shit out of you when you're asleep. Fyi.

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Kyubey: However, perhaps the subject matter is what was problematic.

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Hazama: -gets up- -turns off the lights-

1 Apr 13, 10:27 PM
Kyubey: -casually jumps from hazama's to mami's shoulder- Your skill with telling stories remains unparalleled, Hazama!

1 Apr 13, 10:26 PM
Hazama: You can tuck yourself in from now on, you good for nothing orphan.

1 Apr 13, 10:26 PM
Hazama: ...Okay you little shit, I'm never reading you another goddamn bedtime story again.

1 Apr 13, 10:26 PM
Emil Castagnier: .... -That was the weirdest story ever.-

1 Apr 13, 10:26 PM
Samus: ......................

1 Apr 13, 10:26 PM
Mami Tomoe: -just- -smacks Hazama in the face with a musket- -B(-

1 Apr 13, 10:25 PM
Hazama: ...And that Mami, is how Kyubey and I murdered your bitch ass friend until she was nothing but particles of hope.

1 Apr 13, 10:25 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *Reappears through another Garganta* *okay so* *having much of an effect* *was not something i just did*
1 Apr 13, 10:25 PM
: -closes a story book- -sitting inside of the ICC-

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: Makes two of us.

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Samus: .................

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -sets a course for outer space- -and disappears in a twinkle of light- -to come to earth again in it's time of greatest need-

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Mecha Kyubey: -fLIES OFF INTO THE SUNSET-

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: ... :I

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Mecha Kyubey: No one shall suffer due to Meduka ever again. c:

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Yuuki Terumi: AAAWWAAAAYYYYYY!

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Yuuki Terumi: NOW THEN! LET US GO! MORE JUSTICE AWAITS!

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Ridley Duchannes: I'm pretty much done.

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Mecha Kyubey: The universe has been saved!

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Ridley Duchannes: ....

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Meduka...Madoka...or should I say...Super Bitch...is no more.

1 Apr 13, 10:24 PM
Mecha Kyubey: Indeed!

1 Apr 13, 10:23 PM
Samus: *Whoops. Damn*

1 Apr 13, 10:23 PM
Yuuki Terumi: We've saved all of everything ever. For the good of the universe.

1 Apr 13, 10:23 PM
Eve: -just- -disappears-

1 Apr 13, 10:23 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Kyubey...after ten hundred thousand years...we've finally done it.

1 Apr 13, 10:23 PM
Samus: *dashes towards the mech, building speed up before Shinesparking towards the missiles*

1 Apr 13, 10:23 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -looks on- -burning with the flame of justice-...So it's finished......

1 Apr 13, 10:23 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *AIMED* *AT YUUKI* *FROM SPACE*

1 Apr 13, 10:23 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: Or maybe it does and it's just not something we'll ever understand. -wow i am- -so done- -....u ok meduka-

1 Apr 13, 10:22 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *Moments later* *There comes a flash of purple light from far above* *and in the seconds that follow* *A massive, charged Cero roars down*

1 Apr 13, 10:22 PM
Madoka: -glows brightly as she's hit- -and then dISAPPEARS- -in a burst of light, dissolving into pink particles that linger for a moment- -before fading away without a trace-

1 Apr 13, 10:22 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: Hmm... *Sonidos upwards over the fight* *then ducks out through a garganta* *I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN*

1 Apr 13, 10:22 PM
Ridley Duchannes: ...Yeah, um. I'd ask what's going on but... -trails off with a shrug- ..don't really think an explanation exists.

1 Apr 13, 10:21 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -launches his FINGER MISSLES- -AND CHEST LASER- -TO ONCE AND FOR ALL- -FINISH THIS FIGHT- -FIRING THEM ALL ON MADOKA-

1 Apr 13, 10:20 PM
Samus: *counters with another Diffusion Missile to the back*

1 Apr 13, 10:20 PM
Samus: *Sense Moves off tot he side and out of the way*

1 Apr 13, 10:20 PM
Yuuki Terumi: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

1 Apr 13, 10:20 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *wait WHAT* *S]onidos out of the way*

1 Apr 13, 10:20 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: No idea. He just sort of showed up after whatever it was faded away. -looks over at the rest of the ICC- ...though, honestly, I don't think he's really our biggest problem.

1 Apr 13, 10:19 PM
Madoka: -blasted back by jUSTICE-

1 Apr 13, 10:19 PM
Samus: *fires off a charged Diffusion Missile alongside Xalzan's Cero to freeze what isn't blasted*

1 Apr 13, 10:19 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -the SHEER JUSTICE OF THE MOMENT- -COMPLETELY IGNORES THE CERO-

1 Apr 13, 10:18 PM
Ridley Duchannes: -lolol stupid caster shit- -loosens her grip and tilts her head a bit- ....wait. What? Who did that?

1 Apr 13, 10:18 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *okay fuck this* *here yuuki* *have a rather large Cero for your trouble*

1 Apr 13, 10:18 PM
Yuuki Terumi: GO! GO! GO!

1 Apr 13, 10:18 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -omfg r u guys ok-

1 Apr 13, 10:18 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -CHARGES AT MADOKA- -AND UTILIZES HIS SPECIAL MOVE-

1 Apr 13, 10:18 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *wait what*

1 Apr 13, 10:18 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: Must've been some kind of illusions. Apparently it's funny to show up with some illusion of Pitch murdering people. -hrmph-

1 Apr 13, 10:18 PM
Yuuki Terumi: SHINING....FINNNGGEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

1 Apr 13, 10:17 PM
Yuuki Terumi: TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROW!

1 Apr 13, 10:17 PM
Yuuki Terumi: IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!!!

1 Apr 13, 10:17 PM
Emil Castagnier: -just kind of- -just gets up and dazedly wanders around Las Noches-

1 Apr 13, 10:17 PM
Madoka: ...I'm afraid... I cannot stand against this foe.

1 Apr 13, 10:17 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: Thought you might've died. -clara you could- -explain- -no?- -okay- -okay this hug is becoming uncomfortable soz ridlee- -deep breath-

1 Apr 13, 10:16 PM
Yuuki Terumi: THIS HAND OF MINE BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!

1 Apr 13, 10:16 PM
Samus: Mind just shutting him up? @ Madoka

1 Apr 13, 10:16 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *sonido.gif* *Appears beside Madoka* I think we're all quite done with this farce, don't you agree?

1 Apr 13, 10:16 PM
Yuuki Terumi: You have lost!!!

1 Apr 13, 10:16 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Equip with the ability to fire Micro-oxygen and thirteen thousand hyper conductor lasers...

1 Apr 13, 10:16 PM
Madoka: -raises her bow- -oh my fucking god I hate you both-

1 Apr 13, 10:16 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: ...Okay, even I'm lost now.

1 Apr 13, 10:15 PM
Yuuki Terumi: This Kyubey is completely formed with Space Titanium! It's like Titanium, but in space!

1 Apr 13, 10:15 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -HOPS INTO THE COCKPIT- -AND TURNS ON THE IGNITION-

1 Apr 13, 10:15 PM
Yuuki Terumi: OUR OPENING HAS ARRIVED!

1 Apr 13, 10:15 PM
Emil Castagnier: .......Can I... can I stay with you guys next April 1st?

1 Apr 13, 10:15 PM
Samus: *fakuXalzan*

1 Apr 13, 10:15 PM
Kyubey: -transforms into MECHA KYUBEY-

1 Apr 13, 10:14 PM
Kyubey: Code accepted! -and then- -with a burst of light and a strange mechanical noise-

1 Apr 13, 10:14 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: ... *Steps off the Garganta's lip and lets it close behind him* *Emil's safe wtf do I care*

1 Apr 13, 10:13 PM
Kyubey: -it seemed more fitting shut up-

1 Apr 13, 10:13 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Kyubey! Assuming Code: G-I-G-A c.h.a.r 394-01391!

1 Apr 13, 10:13 PM
Ridley Duchannes: ..Yeah? -slight laugh- Is there a reason I shouldn't be? -and omg the rest of the icc- -its the least ok-

1 Apr 13, 10:13 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -coobie why do you have fluffy's gif-

1 Apr 13, 10:13 PM
Madoka: -hE TOOK MY SOUL GEM- -wITH A MOTH- -A NICE MOTH- -I AM KIND OF PISSED-

1 Apr 13, 10:13 PM
Samus: ........

1 Apr 13, 10:13 PM
Kyubey: -appears-

1 Apr 13, 10:12 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *holy shit madoka that was dark*

1 Apr 13, 10:12 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -omfg what is even going on back there-

1 Apr 13, 10:12 PM
Emil Castagnier: -just kind of- -sits in shellshocked /what even/ in Las Noches-

1 Apr 13, 10:12 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *okay what the fuck is even going on*

1 Apr 13, 10:12 PM
Madoka: ...Maybe before I kill you, I'll fix your face. It really looks awful.

1 Apr 13, 10:12 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -yeah i'm just gonna- -cling to you until i'm some semblance of calmed the fuck down- -weakly- ...you're alright. -gee no shit sherlock-

1 Apr 13, 10:12 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Kyubey! I summon you! Our opening has been made!

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Yuuki Terumi: ....April Fool's!

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Joshua Kiryu: -disappears-

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Yuuki Terumi: ........

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *oh so this green-haired douchebag is responsible* *well then*

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Yuuki Terumi: ...Oh wow, now I'm just kind of sad...

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Madoka: It was kind of fun!

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Yuuki Terumi: That was... anticlimactic.

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Madoka: So that's your godslaying weapon, Terumi?

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Yuuki Terumi: ....Oh.

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Yuuki Terumi: .............

1 Apr 13, 10:11 PM
Ridley Duchannes: -wait clara what even- ...Oh well. Okay. Hi. -hugs her back bemusedly-

1 Apr 13, 10:10 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *or not*

1 Apr 13, 10:10 PM
Madoka: -bITCH PLS I'M THE ORIGINAL- -AND THE ONLY MADOKA-

1 Apr 13, 10:10 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *Walks the fuck on through with Emil* Before I go, though... *Stops on the lip of the Garganta and turns to extend his right fist in Space Madoka's direction*

1 Apr 13, 10:10 PM
Yuuki Terumi: ...........

1 Apr 13, 10:10 PM
Space Madoka: -dies-

1 Apr 13, 10:10 PM
Space Madoka: -AND FALLS OVER- -AND- -AFTER AN ANGUISHED MOAN-

1 Apr 13, 10:10 PM
Space Madoka: -WHEN SUDDENLY- -BISECTED-

1 Apr 13, 10:09 PM
Madoka: -yEAH- -casually copies Lloyd's moveset from Tales of Symphonia-

1 Apr 13, 10:09 PM
Emil Castagnier: -oh okay- -its quiet here and it makes sense and oh my god what even was that-

1 Apr 13, 10:09 PM
Samus: ........... *you fuckers*

1 Apr 13, 10:07 PM
Emil Castagnier: -i'm just- -gonna cling to you okay- C-can we, c-can we just. Go somewhere that... that makes sense?

1 Apr 13, 10:07 PM
Eve: -what is even going on-

1 Apr 13, 10:07 PM
Space Madoka: -AND ATTEMPTS TO BASH MADOKA OVER THE HEAD WITH CUBA-

1 Apr 13, 10:06 PM
Space Madoka: -AND RETURNS WITH THE ISLAND NATION OF CUBA IN HAND-

1 Apr 13, 10:06 PM
Madoka: -B( B( B( B(-

1 Apr 13, 10:06 PM
Space Madoka: -CASUALLY MARCHES OUT OF THE ICC-

1 Apr 13, 10:06 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: Some kind of human holiday. Not too certain. *decision made* *i'll kill whichever approaches emil*

1 Apr 13, 10:06 PM
Space Madoka: -OH SHIT WELL- -COMETED-

1 Apr 13, 10:06 PM
Madoka: -cOMETS- -WAY BETTER THAN CRYSTAL LASER ARROWS-

1 Apr 13, 10:06 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *pitch* *or an eldritch monster looking vaguely like a little girl* *which can i kill fastest*

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Space Madoka: -CRYSTAL LASER ARROWS- -THAT SHOOT LASER ARROWS-

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Joshua Kiryu: It was an April Fools Day joke. -to Clara-

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Madoka: -yEAH WELL HAVE COMETS OF FUCKING LIGHT-

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Emil Castagnier: X-Xalzan? -stumbles over to him in shock- Wh-what is, what is April Fools? -i just- -i don't even- -so-

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Samus: *is so done right now*

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Samus: *just sort of glances over at Xalzan*

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Space Madoka: -HGUAGHA- -ARROWED- -BUT THEN- -SHOOTS CRYSTAL ARROWS- -CRYSTAL LASER ARROWS-

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: ....what? -hey have any of you ever seen mary poppins SEETHING WITH UNTOLD RAGE- -this is sort of what it looks like-

1 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Xalzan Vandregas: *garganta.gif* *aaaaaaaaaaand jesus fucking christ what is with the reiatsu in this room*

1 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Madoka: -teleports casually out of the way- -MORE ARROWS-

1 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Sparda: *actually* *better idea*

1 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Space Madoka: -AND TRIES TO PILE DRIVE MADOKA-

1 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Space Madoka: -DUN DUN DUN- -BRANAGGANGNAGNAGNAGNA- -FLIES INTO THE SKY-

1 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Madoka: -cONSUMES THE SPACE MADOKA'S ARROWS- -SHOOTS BACK HERS- -well this is going to be an exciting fight eh-

1 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Emil Castagnier: -april- -fools- -okay-

1 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -OH- -FUCK- -YOU-

1 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Space Madoka: -CONSUMES THE NOT SPACE MADOKA'S ARROWS- -AND SHOOTS BACK- -SPACE MADOKS ARROWS-

1 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -....- -what-

1 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Emil Castagnier: -what-

1 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Sparda: *Walks in* *and* *...* *what the fuck*

1 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Joshua Kiryu: April fools! :]
1 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
: ....

1 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
Pitch Black: -suddenly, both Pitch and Ridley fade away-

1 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
Madoka: -suddenly, a barrage of arrows of blazing light- -at space madoka-

1 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
Pitch Black: -the missile is caught by sAND- -which freezes- -but- -:]-

1 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
Madoka: ... -B(-

1 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
Clara Oswin Oswald: -what- -nO- -just watches in horror, frozen-

1 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
Space Madoka: -AND THEN CRUSHES IT TO DUST-

1 Apr 13, 10:00 PM
Samus: *glances over to fire an offhand Ice Missile at Pitch's back to try and freeze him solid before looking up at.......

[Garchomp]

Here's the lovely Arakune segment!



1 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Emil Castagnier: Bye! Hello Madoka! -cheerily waves-

1 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Irresistable Arakune: -slithers out-

1 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Take care everyone. Ooooooh, and see you next tiiiiiime~~~!

1 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Irresistable Arakune: This has been Irresistable Arakune's Dream Boat Banaza Hour~! Tune in next time kids, for some seeeeeensuous action~!

1 Apr 13, 09:13 PM
Madoka: Oh, what's this? -madoka- -you already know but- -good try at pretending to be non-omniscient-

1 Apr 13, 09:13 PM
Samus: *simply glares at the thing before going back to her magazine*

1 Apr 13, 09:13 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Hahahahahahaha! Sorry everyone~! But no matter what sort of vote total you got, you simply can't beat my winning complexion and personality...

1 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Emil Castagnier: Hehe!

1 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Irresistable Arakune: ....ME

1 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Spleeeendid! Then with a tied score, the winner for most irresistable is...

1 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Samus: Fine, there. I spoke, Emil can win this. I really don't give a damn aside from wanting to know how you're aware of so much.

1 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Madoka: -appears-

1 Apr 13, 09:11 PM
Samus: *incredibly-tempted-to-blast-the-blob-into-a-puddle-of-black-ooze-livid*

1 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Aaaaalright! And lastly, our own golden boy, the adorable little munchkin-- Emil! Whoever thinks his cuteness rains supreme, speak now, or forever hold your silence!

1 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Samus: No.

1 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Samus: Emil.

1 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Next up! Who votes for the deathly dangerous man of science, Mayuri Kurotsuchi as the farest of them all~~?

1 Apr 13, 09:05 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Awww! How sweet! One vote to Samus~!

1 Apr 13, 09:05 PM
Emil Castagnier: I think Samus should win! Maybe it'll make her feel better!

1 Apr 13, 09:04 PM
Samus: I will hurt you.

1 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Irresistable Arakune: What about our lovely Miss Saaaaamus~~~~?

1 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Samus: *more or less livid*

1 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Now then! No one votes for Riiiiichard? Awww...how sad.

1 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Samus: .........

1 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Oh! I get it! She's in love with the pterodactyl!

1 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Samus: What I'm curious about, though, is how you even know that name.

1 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Irresistable Arakune: ......

1 Apr 13, 09:01 PM
Samus: *kindapressedaberzerkbuttonArakune*

1 Apr 13, 09:01 PM
Samus: No one. I'm tired to watching people pay for my mistakes. It wasn't any different for my adoptive parents, and it's not any different for me.

1 Apr 13, 09:00 PM
Samus: No, Emil, I'm not. You want an answer? Fine.

1 Apr 13, 08:59 PM
Irresistable Arakune: All who believes Richard was the most ~bodacious~ of all, raise their hands!

1 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Emil Castagnier: -giggles- Are you too shy to say, Samus?

1 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Samus: That's wrong on so many levels that it doesn't even begin to approach funny.

1 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Alright then my beautiful trio~~! It's time to tally the votes!

1 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Samus: ......... no.

1 Apr 13, 08:57 PM
Irresistable Arakune: She probably just can't bear to even answer without his permission! Alas! The binds of ~love~!

1 Apr 13, 08:57 PM
Irresistable Arakune: A riveting response from Miss Aran~! I'll put her down for "Adam" then.

1 Apr 13, 08:56 PM
Richard: *eXPLODES a wall and paces on out*

1 Apr 13, 08:55 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Take care now!

1 Apr 13, 08:55 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Oooooh, too hot to handle~? That's alright sweety.

1 Apr 13, 08:55 PM
Samus: *merely continues to flip through pages*

1 Apr 13, 08:55 PM
Irresistable Arakune: What about you, Miss Ice Cold Space Gal~? -to Samus-

1 Apr 13, 08:55 PM
Richard: I think I might go and lie down now.

1 Apr 13, 08:55 PM
Richard: Suddenly I don't quite feel like myself....

1 Apr 13, 08:55 PM
Emil Castagnier: Someone... who is kind, and caring! And strong, but doesn't care about power. And also, who loves animals! And always knows the right thing to do.

1 Apr 13, 08:54 PM
Irresistable Arakune: There's always...Mishae.

1 Apr 13, 08:54 PM
Irresistable Arakune: How iiiiiiinteresting~~~!

1 Apr 13, 08:54 PM
Richard: You are assuming there is any chance for there to be an ideal partner for me.

1 Apr 13, 08:54 PM
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: -but no-

1 Apr 13, 08:53 PM
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: -:]-

1 Apr 13, 08:51 PM
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: My ideal partner is... someone willing to let me experiment on them! -:]-

1 Apr 13, 08:50 PM
Samus: *simply continues flipping through the pages*

1 Apr 13, 08:50 PM
Irresistable Arakune: -an IRRESISTABLE BLOB THING~~~~~-

1 Apr 13, 08:47 PM
Emil Castagnier: -blinkblink- -but you're a- -blob thing-

1 Apr 13, 08:47 PM
Irresistable Arakune: "Describe your ideal partner-- Host non-withstanding that is~!!"

1 Apr 13, 08:47 PM
Irresistable Arakune: This next question is for-- everyone!

1 Apr 13, 08:47 PM
Samus: *finally finds a magazine and just begins flipping through it, not really looking at anything*

1 Apr 13, 08:46 PM
Irresistable Arakune: You know...I could be your sweetheart any time~<3

1 Apr 13, 08:46 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Awwwww~! Isn't he adorable~?

1 Apr 13, 08:45 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -that sounds sO BORING- -emil come on- -best date is to find something really huge and then stab it to death- -right?- -right?-

1 Apr 13, 08:45 PM
Samus: *just* *mental facepalm*

1 Apr 13, 08:45 PM
Emil Castagnier: I would take her to the World Tree's top, where we could just sit and watch everything, and enjoy each other's company!

1 Apr 13, 08:44 PM
Emil Castagnier: But it would be rude to run away when someone's talking to me. -still I am- -very confused- Oh, my sweetheart? Uhm... -thinks-

1 Apr 13, 08:43 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -emil you are a fucking idiot- [/driveby]

1 Apr 13, 08:43 PM
Richard: Anywhere. Not here.

1 Apr 13, 08:43 PM
Samus: Emil, over here.

1 Apr 13, 08:43 PM
Irresistable Arakune: "Everyone loves a boy with a good imagination! If you could take your ~sweetheart~ somewhere fictional, what fantasy would you fly her to~?"

1 Apr 13, 08:43 PM
Emil Castagnier: For me? -wat- -and then Richard- Run where?

1 Apr 13, 08:42 PM
Richard: You should run.

1 Apr 13, 08:42 PM
Richard: Hey. *leans over to Emil* Hey.

1 Apr 13, 08:42 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Alllllllright Emil~! I've got something for you, ha ha ha!

1 Apr 13, 08:42 PM
Emil Castagnier: M-me? -kind of- -warily gets up and uncertainly moves over to them-

1 Apr 13, 08:42 PM
Richard: Yeesh what a pansy.

1 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Emil's hobbies include crying, angst, and animal adoption!

1 Apr 13, 08:40 PM
Irresistable Arakune: So let's help him out here~! Come oooooon up!

1 Apr 13, 08:40 PM
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Well, that sounds terrible!

1 Apr 13, 08:40 PM
Irresistable Arakune: He's small, cute, and oh so cuddly! With a heart full of courage and a stomach full of sword, his shipping chart has been in abject disarray thanks to one fiendish Rogue!

1 Apr 13, 08:40 PM
Emil Castagnier: Wh-what? -huh what who where when-

1 Apr 13, 08:40 PM
Samus: Emil, say nothing.

1 Apr 13, 08:40 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Contestant Number Five! Emil Castagnier!

1 Apr 13, 08:40 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Except not really. You're sort of gross.

1 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Emil Castagnier: -kind of just- -wakes up and looks around confused-

1 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Intriguing~! You're invited to my lab any time~<3

1 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Samus: Emil. Over here. Safe haven.

1 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Samus: Psst.

1 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: -is there- I am astounding with children, obviously. If I would have one for a day, I would take him to my lab! He could be useful... :]

1 Apr 13, 08:38 PM
Richard: *silently approves of Mayuri's choice of hobbies*

1 Apr 13, 08:38 PM
Emil Castagnier: -finally just- -wakes up from sleeping all night and day-

1 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Irresistable Arakune: QUESTION REBOUND! MAYURI TAKES THE BALL~~!

1 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Hishobbiesincludesciencesciencedissectionandscience

1 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Contestantnumberfourmayurikurotsuchiheissensousdivineandohsowickedbutdon'tlethimcatchyoucallinghimperfect

1 Apr 13, 08:36 PM
Samus: *casually starts looking around for a magazine, anything to read, and simply lets Mayuri's voice act as the new attention grabber*

1 Apr 13, 08:36 PM
Irresistable Arakune: -wHIPS OVER TO MAYURI=

1 Apr 13, 08:35 PM
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: I am SO glad you asked!

1 Apr 13, 08:35 PM
Irresistable Arakune: "Are you good with kids? If you had to take care of a child for a day, where would you take them?"

1 Apr 13, 08:34 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Contestant Number 2: Samus!

1 Apr 13, 08:34 PM
Samus: *idly turns and moves far away to her couch while the blob isn't looking*

1 Apr 13, 08:34 PM
Richard: Well that's no fun.

1 Apr 13, 08:34 PM
Richard: Fun fact.

1 Apr 13, 08:34 PM
Irresistable Arakune: ....Or not!

1 Apr 13, 08:34 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Alright then. Contestant Number 3: Castiel!

1 Apr 13, 08:34 PM
Castiel: .....-disappears-

1 Apr 13, 08:34 PM
Irresistable Arakune: USA hip hip horray~~~!

1 Apr 13, 08:33 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Oooooh, nice choice~! Did you know, the Pineapple is known as the "Ananas" in several other countries~?

1 Apr 13, 08:33 PM
Richard: Definitely a pineapple.

1 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Samus: *still idly wondering wtf the blob thing is or where it came from*

1 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Richard: Hmm.....fruit questions.....

1 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Irresistable Arakune: "If you were a fruit, what sort of fruit would you be~?"

1 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Samus: *can'tevenanymore*

1 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Contestant Number One: Richard! This question is for you.

1 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Richard: Well I don't know about you two, but I'm entertained.

1 Apr 13, 08:31 PM
Irresistable Arakune: And with that, let the games begin~! -pulls up a chair-

1 Apr 13, 08:31 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Give a round of appaulse for ~Castiel~!

1 Apr 13, 08:31 PM
Castiel: .... |:

1 Apr 13, 08:30 PM
Irresistable Arakune: ...~BIBILICAL~.

1 Apr 13, 08:30 PM
Irresistable Arakune: He's a big gooshy teddie bear with a dreaaaaaaaamy holy coating-- but don't let that take you off guard-- because on some authority, we here when the lights are out things get positively...

1 Apr 13, 08:30 PM
Samus: ............

1 Apr 13, 08:30 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Castiel is an angel of the Lord, but if you take in his charm too deeply, he might just become the Lord Angel of your Heart~! He

1 Apr 13, 08:29 PM
Irresistable Arakune: And contestant number three! Misha Col-- Castiel!

1 Apr 13, 08:29 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Language! My television show needs to be fit for families of aaaaaall ages.

1 Apr 13, 08:29 PM
Castiel: -speaking of the mishapocalypse- -appears-

1 Apr 13, 08:29 PM
Richard: You're questioning it.

1 Apr 13, 08:29 PM
Samus: What the fuck, is this being broadcast?

1 Apr 13, 08:28 PM
Samus: ........... yeah, kind of getting that. Wait, "air time"?

1 Apr 13, 08:28 PM
Richard: Just don't question it. It's one of those days.

1 Apr 13, 08:28 PM
Richard: Between you and me, I have no idea.

1 Apr 13, 08:27 PM
Samus: .............

1 Apr 13, 08:27 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Check the backlog dearie. We'd lose precious ~air time~

1 Apr 13, 08:26 PM
Samus: Speak for yourself, and you still haven't answered. What is that?

1 Apr 13, 08:25 PM
Richard: This has actually become mildly entertaining.

1 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
Samus: Excuse me?

1 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Her recreational activities include bounty hunting, genocide, and dinosaur hunting! Give a round of applause, for Samus~~~!

1 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
Richard: Oh well, I tried.

1 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
Irresistable Arakune: She's a big blonde space bitch from beyond the stars~! But don't let that cold exterior fool you. Inside is a love machine ready to stomp your brain out like it's the Mother's.

1 Apr 13, 08:23 PM
Samus: ........... what.

1 Apr 13, 08:23 PM
Samus: The hell is that thing?

1 Apr 13, 08:23 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Our next competitor is Samus Aran~!

1 Apr 13, 08:23 PM
Richard: *leans over to Samus* Run while you can.

1 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
Richard: I do love a good arson.

1 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
Samus: *wat*

1 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
Samus: *starts to walk in* *just kind of stops by the door*

1 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
Richard: Quasi-dead my ass.

1 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
Irresistable Arakune: His hobbies include arson, murder, murder again, necromancy, and more arson.

1 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
Irresistable Arakune: He's mean, but deep down inside of him, there's a sad little boy waiting to be culled and groomed into a grown up eldritch man~

1 Apr 13, 08:21 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Richard is a sensuous, pale, quasi-dead warlock from a poorly defined and expounded upon royal family!

1 Apr 13, 08:21 PM
Irresistable Arakune: That brings us to our descriptionification part of our show~

1 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
Richard: You're crazy.

1 Apr 13, 08:17 PM
Irresistable Arakune: ...Richard! Come on up here, Richard.

1 Apr 13, 08:17 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Oooooh, you're incorrect...the first guest is...

1 Apr 13, 08:16 PM
Richard: Someone I won't care about but will nonetheless inevitably be informed of.

1 Apr 13, 08:15 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Do you know who guest number one is, baby?

1 Apr 13, 08:15 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Oooh, now don't look so down tall dark and dead...you might just miss guest number one...

1 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
Richard: *attempts to hide in his own hood*

1 Apr 13, 08:12 PM
Richard: Nope.

1 Apr 13, 08:12 PM
Irresistable Arakune: And when the stress is away, well...the bugs will play. You dig it, cat?

1 Apr 13, 08:12 PM
Irresistable Arakune: I've just been soooooo tired out from a long day of 100% Combos and Chronophantasma rehersal...I feel all loose and goosey and, ah ah...limber.

1 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Awwww, now that's just too bad. We're going to have to turn that presumed frown right upside down, now won't we?

1 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Richard: I've been better.

1 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
Irresistable Arakune: I'm your host. Irresistable Arakune. How're you doing today, sugar lips~?

1 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
Richard: .........or maybe not.

1 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Welcome to Irresistable Arakune's Dream Boat Banaza Hour.

1 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
Richard: And instantly my attention is gained.

1 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
Irresistable Arakune: Oooooooooooooh my~...is it hot in here? Or is it just me?
1 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
: -sudden explosion-

1 Apr 13, 08:09 PM
Richard: Wonder if something'll explode.

1 Apr 13, 08:08 PM
Hazama: Taaaaaaaake it away~! -poofs off screen-

1 Apr 13, 08:08 PM
Hazama: Anyway, I'm going to go behind the scenes are start preparing. But! Until then, I have a special half time show prepared for you or something.