Gravy or BUTTER?! {Miss Witchy-Witch's Plots!}

[missginger]

..I guess she needs a plot page of her own? or Meeks had to do some serious cleaning up of the other one but was too lazy to

the blind witch

Ever hear the story of Hansel and Gretel? Two children who get trapped inside a gingerbread house with a witch that wants to eat them? Yeah. That would be her. She's not really someone you want to go getting all buddy-buddy with...unless you like twisted, cannibalistic chicks who belong in some kind of psychotic witch mental hospital.

So here it is in a nutshell: if you're a kid, she'll probably try to lure you out of safety with her maternal charms (she really can be deceptively delightful~) and various (possibly drugged) sweets. And then she'll try to eat you. Yep. She mostly sticks to kids, but if you're a bit older and you piss her off enough - and you're human - she might just come after you too.

Apart from that, she's still getting used to this world...but that doesn't stop her from messing with people, of course. She loves catching people off their guard with her sweet little blind woman act, which could leave room for 'friends' for those who actually fall for it. Enemies are probably going to be much, much more common. I mean, if you know what she's actually capable of - who wouldn't be a little creeped out by something like that? Alliances could potentially be formed if you're powerful, and you happen to have something she wants - and lovers? Haha. Hahahahaha. That is twisted.

SO PLOT HER UP.

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[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock and the Blind Witch

CHILDREN ARE DISAPPEARING. PARENTS ARE IN UPROAR. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON. WHO DOES THE pathetically incompetant GOVERNMENT CALL?

Probably the police first. BUT THEN THEY CALL...

Maybe some agency or something. BUT THEN THEY CALL...

SHERLOCK HOLMES.

[missginger]

ZE BLIND WITCH && SHERLOCK !
HAHAHA. Yes. This...just...yes >D. The Blind Witch has never really had someone try to hunt her down before. I think she'd find it...very interesting. And a great opportunity to troll Sherlock, so, y'know.

Also...if he realizes she's a fairy tale character, that'll be fun xDDD.

Maybeee she realizes he's looking for her before he realizes she's behind it, and starts getting all PLOTTY PLOTTY behind his back? I doubt it'd take Sherlock too long to figure her out though, with her bein' a crazy bitch and all~

[Sphinx & Juju]

We'll also have Sphinx & Juju action going on over here XD Just....have to....

[missginger]

YES xDDD. This cannot end well (or sanely, at least). For any of these three ...Well, maybe Juju'll get some lulz out of it, but xD I have an open thread started with ze Witch that you're more than welcome to toss Sphinx into, otherwise I'm sure we can figure something else out ^^

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock and the Blind Witch

I like the last idea! Sherlock's deductive powers only go so far and if the Blind Witch is very tricky she could hide something from him for a while.

But after that Sherlock is totally going to try to get her to come with him. LET'S SEE HOW THAT GOES :'D

He'll probably realize she's a fairy tale character when he sees that she's been eating the childrenz :B It all depends on how/if she tries to hide it!

Moriarty and the Blind Witch

THE WORLD EXPLODES FROM CREEPY :'D

Maybe they could get some evil stuff goin' on or something :B

[Sphinx & Juju]

Sure! I'll throw her on over and if Sherlock wants in, I'm VERY MUCH SO game for that slice of insanity!

[missginger]

OH YES. Bawb, you're welcome to join that thread too! Sherlock showing up could be a good reason The Blind Witch wouldn't...you know, try to eat Sphinx right away xD! But if not, we can start up another thread for 'em :].

AS FOR MORIARTY. I totally agree that they could have some scary, scary stuff going on. Maybe like...Moriarty is holding some kids hostage for whatever reason (to blackmail someone into doing something, maybe?) and ze Blind Witch comes out of nowhere all "OH I'LL TAKE THOSE OFF YOUR HANDS!" and Moriarty'd be like "lulwut?" and then...well, we could see how that played out...But I'm sure it'd be FUN >D

[Sphinx & Juju]

I'm totally game for the Sherlock goodness in the mix (STILL UP FOR THIS NOTION! SO TOTALLY UP FOR IT) C: ! Plus, I think The Blind Witch would REALLY need to get some chub on the scrawny girl's bones x'D !!!!!!! AND SHERLOCK'S PESTERING COULD BUY THE PROPER TIME FOR NOMz

[missginger]

OH MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT. xDDD She's gonna want to like, stuff cupcakes down Sphinx's throat when she realizes how teeny she is. But Bawb, how d'you feel about joining that thread too? You game?

[Sherlock Holmes]

OKAYSURE

[kindestod]

LET'S HAVE A POST-THANKSGIVING FEAST

[missginger]

OMG. SO MUCH CREEPY. YES. xDDD

Let's see here. What reason would Miss Blind Witch-y have for visiting a hospital? ...Well, she is blind. And super-new to modern day technology. So maybe she could hurt herself/look like she hurt herself somehow and some random person nearby's like "ZOMG TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, C'MON"

...Then once she's there, even if Kindestod's all-invisible mode, she'd probably be able to sense him. Not like she'd be able to see him anyway, IRONIC! Then he could be all "lol wtf" and they could...proceed to terrorize kiddies together. Or something. xD

[Sphinx & Juju]

BAM. I woke up the Sphinx muse! Now you haz a post and lolcat is pleased.