Post by Monobindi on Apr 27, 2013 12:47:31 GMT -5
So only ended up getting some of this because Jemi was logging the first part but then aIM BECAME SATAN, but. The other day on AIM, a few of us got together and decided to do this character quiz DNA found. The results...were pretty hilarious :].
Here were the numbers of the characters included:
1: Hazama
2: Loki
3: Oswin
4: Regina
5: Lauren
6: Sarafine
7: Bro
8: Nyarlathotep
9: Kyubey
10: The Tenth Doctor
The Dark Lord
YES NEXT PROMPT
Herr Failmeister
YES NEXT PROMPT GOOD
Abdul Alhazred
PROMPT 5:
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
The Dark Lord
oFMG
KFMDKjfafjsakfjFS
Herr Failmeister
nYARLY PLS Y U JELLY
Abdul Alhazred
LIAKRMGL,KG\
WaterforRosie
AHAHAHAHA
The Dark Lord
nyarlathotep is jealous of oswin and sarafine i am so done
Herr Failmeister
well i mean
6 mins ago
sorry gnarly :]
gildedstormclouds
okay I need to take a painkiller
before this kills me
Herr Failmeister
i would be p. jealous too
Abdul Alhazred
plot twist gnarly is actually a huge tsundere for everything
The Dark Lord
nyarlathotep just writes eldritch emo poetry into the necronomicon
guys guys gnarly is
the eponine of this situation
Abdul Alhazred
yES
ON MY OOOOWN
The Dark Lord
"FUCK YOU ABDUL I WRITE FROM NOW"
Abdul Alhazred
"ABDUL THIS STUFF COMES FROM THE HEART OKAY"
5 mins ago
The Dark Lord
"GHT'AGHN NI'TAHK TY'UK NIRAK YO'SOG... -weeps- so deep"
anyway next prompt
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY NEXT PROMPT
6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
The Dark Lord
regina jumps you
WaterforRosie
regina pls
Abdul Alhazred
regina water u doing
The Dark Lord
loki comes to the rescue
Abdul Alhazred
rEGINA JUST HAS A SHANK
"GIMME UR CASH >:C"
WaterforRosie
"WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY"
The Dark Lord
loki laughs at you, turns into a horse and gallops away
Abdul Alhazred
WHY THO
Herr Failmeister
pfffffff
wow these are the best
The Dark Lord
ten comes to save you
xcrashthebestx
Guys omfg
The Dark Lord
"REGINA SERIOUSLY"
"STAHP"
xcrashthebestx
I am dying
The Dark Lord
regina just stops
"ok ten"
Abdul Alhazred
as awesome as these are
bro coming to the rescuei
Herr Failmeister
Bro just watches in amusement until someone gets stabbed or something
Abdul Alhazred
can only be awesome
xcrashthebestx
Lauren would just. Eat the strippers? /late
Herr Failmeister
then he kicks REgina in the face.
WaterforRosie
:]
Abdul Alhazred
bro drowns regina in a tide of smuppets and absconds with you on a rocket board
Herr Failmeister
xD
The Dark Lord
loki would be the best rescuer
Herr Failmeister
AAAAAAAAAw yeah.
xcrashthebestx
Hey storm
The Dark Lord
and by best i mean he would probs just kind of
leave you there
ANYWAY NEXT PROMPT
xcrashthebestx
Can we thread this when I get Lauren on the board?
WaterforRosie
guys lets just spoof thread all of these
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY I'M SORRY STOP THIS SHIT also Storm I think is AFK but ohmygodcanyouIwilllurkthatshit
WaterforRosie
most legit :]
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY THIS NEXT ONE IS
THE BEST I'M SORRY
PROMPT 7:
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
The Dark Lord
oh
WaterforRosie
cats are being boiled
xcrashthebestx
Death.
The Dark Lord
COOKING WITH HAZAMA
Abdul Alhazred
wHY DO MY CHARACTERS ALL GET COOKING SHOWS
xcrashthebestx
xDDDD
Abdul Alhazred
first it was cooking with Kharn
nOW THIS
The Dark Lord
pitch is his guest star
gildedstormclouds
what sorry
I was taking painkillers
xcrashthebestx
OH
Herr Failmeister
Cooking with HAzama
xcrashthebestx
can we
Herr Failmeister
oh wow
just
wow
just now
Abdul Alhazred
oh my god it starts off all calm like a paula dean show
he's in an apron and smiling
xcrashthebestx
Thread the strip club adventure when I get Lauren on the board?
Abdul Alhazred
"oh howdy ya'll welcome to my cooking show. first we're gonna stir the eggs in the pot for a bit, like nice little smiley pods of sunshine..."
gildedstormclouds
oh my god yes
Abdul Alhazred
you change the chanel for a bit and flip back
gildedstormclouds
I don't know how to explain it but
it'll happen
WaterforRosie
JEMIS AIM IS BEING LAME FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW B(
xcrashthebestx
I'm holding you to this
xcrashthebestx
I'm holding you to this
Abdul Alhazred
suddenly the nice pristine white room is covered in blood and there are human body parts sticking out of the boiling saucepans
Abdul Alhazred
"BAM BAM BAM AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA"
gildedstormclouds
Kyubey just randomly shows up at times during the show to eat whatever's being made
The Dark Lord
Pitch is just standing there, slowly stirring a pot
Abdul Alhazred
perpetually "B("
relius is in the background playing piano as ambiance
WaterforRosie
SORRY for being quiet im trying to log things now
The Dark Lord
pitch finishes his stew
Herr Failmeister
I would watch this show.
Abdul Alhazred
YAY!
The Dark Lord
hazama smacks it to the ground
"DAMN IT HAZAMA"
Abdul Alhazred
YES
just now
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY NEXT PROMPT
PROMPT 8:
8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?
Share an Image or File
gildedstormclouds
oh my god
Abdul Alhazred
OOOOOOOOO
Herr Failmeister
oh wow
gildedstormclouds
He makes a contract, obviously!
WaterforRosie
WELP
gildedstormclouds
what kind of question is that
WaterforRosie
the irony :]
The Dark Lord
:] :] :]
xcrashthebestx
Who is nine?
The Dark Lord
KYUBEY
xcrashthebestx
/phone aim pls
Abdul Alhazred
BEHOLD THE LIST
The Dark Lord
next prompt
xcrashthebestx
Ahahaha omfg
Abdul Alhazred
1: Hazama
2: Loki
3: Oswin
4: Regina
5: Lauren
6: Sarafine
7: Bro
8: Nyarlathotep
9: Kyubey
10: The Tenth Doctor
OKAY next prompt
PROMPT 9
Abdul Alhazred
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
xcrashthebestx
Lauren can't die via car crash :]
gildedstormclouds
pFFFFT
The Dark Lord
let me just
fix ur internet :]
xcrashthebestx
^^^^^^
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFFFFf
gildedstormclouds
kyubey is the best husband
Abdul Alhazred
maybe she crashed into a vial of holy water and blessed stakes
gildedstormclouds
go marry him, oswin
Abdul Alhazred
mMM OSWIN YOU HAVE SOME
interesting choices
WaterforRosie
o man how do i choose
The Dark Lord
nyarlathotep shows up at the door in a tux
WaterforRosie
i ship all 3!!!!
xcrashthebestx
Fffffffft
The Dark Lord
a rose in his mouth
"hey baby~~~~~~~~~"
Abdul Alhazred
*mouths
bob jemi can't join us but can you ask her
who she ships the most
The Dark Lord
i cannot
for she is in the other room
Abdul Alhazred
alas
WaterforRosie
lets just ask her on chatango
Jemi _
i'm gonna say oswin/gnarly guys
Abdul Alhazred
AW YEAH
OTP
WaterforRosie
i mean there WAS that blind date earlier
Abdul Alhazred
sorry qb
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFFF
gildedstormclouds
:c
The Dark Lord
anywya
Abdul Alhazred
they fell in love at the sleepover
The Dark Lord
...anway
ANYWAY
next prompt
Abdul Alhazred
pROMPT 10
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2’s release. What is it?
just now
Herr Failmeister
. . . . . .
Abdul Alhazred
bro what is with your weird infatuation with loki
The Dark Lord
what is it with bro and loki
Herr Failmeister
I DON'T KNOW
WaterforRosie
oh my fucking god
The Dark Lord
"HOW DARE YOU POSE AS A PUPPET"
xcrashthebestx
Lauren
Abdul Alhazred
oTP
xcrashthebestx
does not give a shit
Abdul Alhazred
bro just makes lauren buy him a packet of like
flaming hot cheetos
and lauren apathetically acquieses for some asinine reason
The Dark Lord
bro actually gives lauren a SORD for loki's release
anyway neXT PROMPT
Abdul Alhazred
okAY
PROMPT ELEVEN:
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
The Dark Lord
SIX
The Dark Lord
SARAFINE IS MUCH SAFER TO MEET
xcrashthebestx
Six.
Abdul Alhazred
HAW HAW HAW
The Dark Lord
SINCE SHE ACTS NICE AT FIRST
gildedstormclouds
ahahaha
six
sorry haama
WaterforRosie
:]
one
/deathwish
Abdul Alhazred
o same:]
Herr Failmeister
1 :]
The Dark Lord
hazama actually just greets them politely and goes on his way
WaterforRosie
apparently id rather sleep at sarafines house but meet hazama
Abdul Alhazred
best plan :]
oKAY PROMPT TWELVE
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
The Dark Lord
omfg
Abdul Alhazred
tHAT IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION
Herr Failmeister
u ok ten
NO SRSLY U OK
WaterforRosie
AHAHAHAHA
The Dark Lord
"REGINA"
WaterforRosie
"if you wanna hang with my companions I WILL GIVE YOU ONE SHOT"
gildedstormclouds
ohm y god
The Dark Lord
"I CHALLENGE YOU"
THAT'S WHY
TO PROVE HER WORTH :]
WaterforRosie
:] :] :]
The Dark Lord
more importantly
does regina agree?
Abdul Alhazred
"IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL"
WaterforRosie
regina agrees but
since shes a QUEEN, its only proper that she chooses a champion to race for her
she picks charming :]
gildedstormclouds
pffft
ten uses makya instead of a horse for the chariot
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFF
just now
Abdul Alhazred
oH MY GOD
WaterforRosie
oMFG
Abdul Alhazred
also I totally imagine ten in just this
full centurion outfit
gildedstormclouds
can we thread this
can we
Abdul Alhazred
with the mowhawk helm and al
*all
Herr Failmeister
no he just has his buddy Al there with him.
WaterforRosie
yES
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY PROMPT THIRTEEN
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
oh hey
it's the ICC :]
WaterforRosie
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Herr Failmeister
Oh sorry Oswin
WaterforRosie
poor oswin omfg
gildedstormclouds
pffft
The Dark Lord
EVERYONE
xcrashthebestx
aw xD
The Dark Lord
even ten omfg
just now
WaterforRosie
STOP GANGING UP ON ME
Abdul Alhazred
everyone just decides as a funny prank
Herr Failmeister
wow Oswin is the only one without some kind of powers
The Dark Lord
"U SUK OSWAN :]"
Abdul Alhazred
to FUCK WITH OSIN
Osin
OSWIN
Herr Failmeister
Osin
WaterforRosie
osin :]
Herr Failmeister
ok
The Dark Lord
osin
odin
Abdul Alhazred
osin omfg
The Dark Lord
conspiracee :OOOO
Abdul Alhazred
weve discovered oswin's asgardian name
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFF
The Dark Lord
mUYJPR
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY PROMPT FOURTEEN
3 mins ago
Abdul Alhazred
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
ghhaghauhgagpal
WaterforRosie
wow gnarly keeps getting dissed
The Dark Lord
poor nyarlathotep
Abdul Alhazred
nyarlathotep keeps getting his romantic feelings for sarafine
demolishes
The Dark Lord
bro weeps because loki isn't his, obviously.
Abdul Alhazred
*demolished
Herr Failmeister
o wow nyarly
WaterforRosie
he tried to take sarafine to the wedding but
she was already going with oswin
xcrashthebestx
ffffffft
guys pls
Abdul Alhazred
oswin is just someone to keep sARAFINE JEALOUS
But it eventually sprang into TRUE LOVE
and that is his inspirational story
xcrashthebestx
/dying
WaterforRosie
/sheds a single tear
Abdul Alhazred
okay PROMPT FIFTEEN
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Herr Failmeister
:]
WaterforRosie
because bro ate kyubey
/BA DUM CHING
The Dark Lord
is that a real prompt
Abdul Alhazred
sarafine just craddles herself in horror at the sight of bro weeping madly to himself
Herr Failmeister
aHAHAHAHAHA
Abdul Alhazred
yes it is
The Dark Lord
oh
WaterforRosie
omfg
The Dark Lord
nEXT PROMPT
Abdul Alhazred
bro slowly approaches with a smile as sarafine looks on in horror
bro says slowly with a sadistic grin flashing on his shadowed face
The Dark Lord
bro just madly devours kyubey copies over and over
Abdul Alhazred
"watch out everyone"
"it's time for"
"the one and only"
"gAME BRO"
-lightning strikes"
Herr Failmeister
kjghlkjfdsgvDHSGJLSDGLKS
Abdul Alhazred
-end story-
gildedstormclouds
oh my god
WaterforRosie
i am the most done
dna this was the best idea
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY NEXT PROMPT SIXTEEN I THINK FUCK NUMBERS
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Herr Failmeister
story time with 10 doctor who
can't possible go wrong
Abdul Alhazred
I imagine ten around like a campfire
WaterforRosie
OH BOY :]
Abdul Alhazred
and everyone just crouches over attentively
The Dark Lord
:] :] :]
Herr Failmeister
pfffff
The Dark Lord
"snow white was just SO FAIR. she was the BEST LOOKING IN THE KINGDOM. EVER. :]"
WaterforRosie
o m f g
regina just freaks out and storms off into the woods
Abdul Alhazred
"it AIN'T YOU"
WaterforRosie
cue sleepaway camp killings
Herr Failmeister
Snow White and the Seven Daleks
/shot
just now
WaterforRosie
oMFG
Abdul Alhazred
wait does that make regina a transvestite
WaterforRosie
oh my god SHES A BOY :OOOOO
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY PROMPT NUMBER AFTER SIXTEEN
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
just now
gildedstormclouds
everyone is relieved because you don't want hazama to be around
gildedstormclouds
everyone is relieved because you don't want hazama to be around
xcrashthebestx
xD
Abdul Alhazred
hazama is late because he wasn't invited
The Dark Lord
well actually time lords have their own version of snow white :] tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Snow_White_and_the_Seven_Keys_to_Doomsday_(short_story)
hazama isn't actually /late/
he's crashing the wedding
Herr Failmeister
Hazama just crashes in.
Fucks all the shit up.
Wishes the happy couple well.
Abdul Alhazred
then he proceeds to crash the weeding, ruins the party, and fuels a divorce between the two seconds after they are legally wed
Herr Failmeister
And leaves.
Abdul Alhazred
to get his good friend gnarly hitched with sarafine :]
Herr Failmeister
all in all a good day :]
just now
Jemi _
hELLO FRIENDS
wow this is so much better than aim
Herr Failmeister
gET OUT
Abdul Alhazred
oh my god hello jemi we are having strange fun times
WaterforRosie
YO
Abdul Alhazred
ISN'T IT JUST THOUGH OMG
Jemi _
THIS IS
VERY MUCH
The Dark Lord
PIDGIN IS THE BEST
Jemi _
OF GOD
The Dark Lord
anyway
Jemi _
i'm just sad i can't have my font anymore
The Dark Lord
next prompt?
Abdul Alhazred
no omg hazama crashed the wedding because Bro hired him
Jemi _
but i can have this
Abdul Alhazred
okAY NEXT PROMPT
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFF
Abdul Alhazred
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
The Dark Lord
contracts
gildedstormclouds
oh my god
yes
Herr Failmeister
so many drunk contracts
gildedstormclouds
obviously
The Dark Lord
c:
gildedstormclouds
all the drunk contracts
The Dark Lord
kyubey isn't even actually drunk
Abdul Alhazred
i want to see a drunk kyubey so bad oh ym god
WaterforRosie
why are coobie and lauren like
Jemi _
wait hang on, can someone repost the list
WaterforRosie
such delinquents together
The Dark Lord
kyubey and lauren are delinquents
Herr Failmeister
1: Hazama
2: Loki
3: Oswin
4: Regina
5: Lauren
6: Sarafine
7: Bro
8: Nyarlathotep
9: Kyubey
10: The Tenth Doctor
gildedstormclouds
he isn't actually drunk he's just faking it because someone asked him to
Jemi _
THANK YOU
The Dark Lord
bro is a weird kidnapper focused on loki
Jemi _
guys
Abdul Alhazred
hazama keeps doing benign things
gnarly is a master of unrequited love
Jemi _
does this mean the bro/loki ship can be called
broki
Abdul Alhazred
oH MY GOOOD
WaterforRosie
gnarly is actually eponine
bROKI OMFG
Herr Failmeister
fUCK
Jemi _
ON MY OWN
Herr Failmeister
I SPIT MY SODA
The Dark Lord
dfjdsfjsdf
omFG
Jemi _
PRETENDING SHE'S BESIDE ME
The Dark Lord
thor finds out about broki
Jemi _
/cACKLES
Herr Failmeister
Bro <3< Loki /shot
fuck you aim emotes okay
i tried to do a homesock
Jemi _
cAN YOU FEEL
xcrashthebestx
Storm
Jemi _
THE LOVE TONIGHT
xcrashthebestx
Storm
I demand more threads
The Dark Lord
anyway neXT PROMPT?
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY
gildedstormclouds
yES
Jemi _
yes good
gildedstormclouds
also thank god the painkillers kicked in
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY PROMPT WHATEVER
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8’s brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
gildedstormclouds
laughign with an aching mouth is hard
Jemi _
cHRIST
Abdul Alhazred
OH WOW gnarly's little harem
and regina
WaterforRosie
oh boy :]
Herr Failmeister
oh wow
WaterforRosie
regina feels so left out
The Dark Lord
happy birthday :]
Jemi _
oswin is just
perpetually done
and longing for her lost love, sarafine
The Dark Lord
they get nyarlathotep a kitten
Abdul Alhazred
everyone is longing for sarafine
Herr Failmeister
can some of these be actual threads
The Dark Lord
and it's all actually to make up for him not being invited
Jemi _
oh my god guys i am just
WaterforRosie
sarafine and oswin keep trying to sneak away to the romantic...aquarium idk whats romantic in the zoo
The Dark Lord
to the wedding :]
WaterforRosie
gnarly catches them
The Dark Lord
we need to actually thread bro and loki
Jemi _
so amazed with pidgin
WaterforRosie
"HYOU ARE TEARING ME APAHT"
Jemi _
PIDGIN IS AMAZING
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY WHO WANTS THE NEXT PROMPT
Herr Failmeister
nEXT PROMPT
The Dark Lord
romantic aquarium
WaterforRosie
AH GOD DAMN IT I JUST RIPPED MY FINGER OPEN
The Dark Lord
eridan bursts out of one of the displays
WaterforRosie
but yes go ahead
The Dark Lord
"i havve found you out"
gildedstormclouds
DDD:
Abdul Alhazred
WAT
The Dark Lord
DDD:
WaterforRosie
omfg ERIDAN PLS
Herr Failmeister
you ok meks? D:
Jemi _
eRIDAN
The Dark Lord
i blame bindi
Herr Failmeister
also sRSLY ERIDAN WATER U DOIN
WaterforRosie
yeah im okay just
bleeding
Abdul Alhazred
DDD;
WaterforRosie
its totes bindis fault
Herr Failmeister
meks
meks u stop bleedin
u sTOP BLEEDIN RIGHT THIS INSTANT D<
WaterforRosie
SORRY ILL TRY
Abdul Alhazred
UM SO IGNORING MEEKZ'S PAIN
Jemi _
bindi pls
Abdul Alhazred
PROMPT WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
The Dark Lord
fucking bindi
or maybe it was
tiNKERBELL
Abdul Alhazred
they protest bindi
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFFF
WaterforRosie
prOTEST BINDI OMFG
Jemi _
tHEY'RE PROTESTING THE FACT THAT WE'RE MAKING THEIR LIVES MISERABLE
gildedstormclouds
they protest chrome's connection
Jemi _
yes
Herr Failmeister
Yes that one.
The Dark Lord
bindi and chrome's connection
Herr Failmeister
Chrome's connection should be protested.
just now
WaterforRosie
the two villains of AM
Jemi _
omg guys i don't even have to worry about lag anymore it just
keeps going
The Dark Lord
and wafflez
Jemi _
tHIS IS INCREDIBLE
Abdul Alhazred
YES IT IS
Herr Failmeister
the protest rogue not being put to death
Jemi _
truly i have embraced the wonders of pidgin
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY NEXT PROMPT also do you hear the people sing singing the song of angry men
The Dark Lord
next
Herr Failmeister
nEEEEEEEEEEEEXT
Abdul Alhazred
21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
gildedstormclouds
hahaha
Herr Failmeister
ahahahahahaha
Abdul Alhazred
my god coobie
xcrashthebestx
Kyubey pls
Abdul Alhazred
yOU KILLED BRO
Herr Failmeister
coobie you have a srs problem
WaterforRosie
coobie PLS
gildedstormclouds
c:
Jemi _
coobie pls you killed mentos
i mean
muyjpr
WaterforRosie
why they did this 2 u not me
xcrashthebestx
muyjpr
gildedstormclouds
he was in the way of team snake c:
aND MY LOVE FOR HAZAMA
Abdul Alhazred
so how does lOKI AVENGE HIS FALLEN BESTIE
The Dark Lord
loki just
The Dark Lord
spends the rest of his time stopping all contracts
and then flees to another realm where there's no entropy :]
gildedstormclouds
:c
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY
PROMPT TWENTY TWO
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Jemi _
lololol
The Dark Lord
i would think
Abdul Alhazred
um obviously
The Dark Lord
that's obvious :]
Abdul Alhazred
sarafine lays down her life to save the noble champion of justice
hazama
Herr Failmeister
of course :]
WaterforRosie
BUT OF COURSE
Jemi _
she IS a disney princess
xcrashthebestx
ffffffft
The Dark Lord
also what is it with sarafine and hazama
it's always one or the other
Jemi _
sarazama otp
Herr Failmeister
no but Hazama just walks off after being 'saved' like "o thnx i was gonna be fine anyway"
The Dark Lord
NEITHER CAN LIVE WITH THE OHTER SURVIVES :OOOO
just now
WaterforRosie
NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SUR--
oh my god
Herr Failmeister
oh wow
Jemi _
omfg
Abdul Alhazred
pffffft
oKAY NEXT PROMPT
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
gildedstormclouds
Kyubey, obviously
Abdul Alhazred
coobie man
what a loser
Jemi _
coobie pls
The Dark Lord
regina
Abdul Alhazred
he's a backyard heroin addict you know
Jemi _
no but oswin totes
Herr Failmeister
Hasn't Ten already failed at life nine times? :]
/shot repeatedly
The Dark Lord
:] :] :] :] :]
WaterforRosie
FAIL PLS
xcrashthebestx
Lauren fails.
Jemi _
oswin because she won't stop bULLRUSHING
Herr Failmeister
NOT EVEN SORRY
The Dark Lord
NEXT PROMPT, HIDEOUS DNA CREATURE
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Jemi _
GUYS I GOT MY FONT BACK
Abdul Alhazred
YAAAY]
Jemi _
LOOK
The Dark Lord
um
he
saves her
Jemi _
ten pls
The Dark Lord
because it's
xcrashthebestx
...
The Dark Lord
ten
xcrashthebestx
She would
Jemi _
don't save the vampire
xcrashthebestx
kind of
you know
Abdul Alhazred
they both get eaten by a zombie bear
xcrashthebestx
try to eat him
Jemi _
yOU'RE BEATING OUT A SAMBA TEN
xcrashthebestx
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Herr Failmeister
I warned you about bears, bro.
I TOLD YOU DOG.
Abdul Alhazred
iT KEEPS HAPPENING
Herr Failmeister
HAPPEN 2X COMBOBOB
Abdul Alhazred
okay next prompt
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Herr Failmeister
souffles
Jemi _
oh christ
Herr Failmeister
and daleks
xcrashthebestx
Oswin pls.
Jemi _
actually she's probably the most capable one
Herr Failmeister
/shot repeatedly, tossed in a hole, lit on fire, left to die
WaterforRosie
oswin and the happy campers :]
Jemi _
out of the whole list
to look after kids
except maybe regina
Abdul Alhazred
"the oswin oswald dalek institute for the visual arts"
The Dark Lord
angela attacks
obviously
Jemi _
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Herr Failmeister
clearly you are forgetting Bro and his amazing dealing with children skills
look at how DAVE turned out :]
Jemi _
it's just a reenactment of sleepaway camp
WaterforRosie
yeah oswin starts a day camp and its just
literally sleepaway camp
Abdul Alhazred
really who ISN'T a transvestite anymore
Jemi _
cAMP SKEEVY :]
WaterforRosie
even though 'day camp' and 'sleepaway camp
*contrast completely
Jemi _
shhh
WaterforRosie
sorry my torn finger is making it difficult to type
Herr Failmeister
don't tell the setting that
it might become self aware
xcrashthebestx
:c
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY NEXT PROMPT
27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2’s reaction?
xcrashthebestx
ffffffft
Herr Failmeister
Haama pls, you got some issues.
xcrashthebestx
coobie and Ten
WaterforRosie
wELP
gildedstormclouds
oh my god
Abdul Alhazred
haama just writes the fanfiction as like
the next My Immortal
Jemi _
cHRIST
The Dark Lord
Loki just looks at the fanfiction
Abdul Alhazred
posts it on deviant art for everyone to see
and loki sees it and rages
Herr Failmeister
Loki can't read Midgardian.
The Dark Lord
"...Yeah, I'm going to go help Mithos. -HOW IT REALLY BEGAN-"
2 mins ago
Jemi _
oh my god
gildedstormclouds
pFFFT
everdeen13
*aggressively procrastinates*
Abdul Alhazred
ew k8e go away :]
OKAY NEXT PROMPT I THINK
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Herr Failmeister
CLEARLY.
1 min ago
Jemi _
bro pls leave the cooking to oswin
The Dark Lord
YES
gildedstormclouds
"Taste is subjective c:"
Jemi _
she is the iRON CHEF OF THE UNIVERSE
gildedstormclouds
also hiveminds have such phased out senses that he can't taste it properly anyways
Abdul Alhazred
Bro wins the nobel peace prize and the county blue bell ribbon award bullshit for his apple pie
The Dark Lord
except when it comes to
souffles
Abdul Alhazred
which brings peace to the middle east and cures cancer
Jemi _
shut up
Herr Failmeister
pfffffff
The Dark Lord
bro's apple pie defeats all of am's villains
Abdul Alhazred
yes
everdeen13
guys what is happening
Herr Failmeister
the fact that bro stole the pie from HAzama remains a secret.
just now
Jemi _
beautiful things
Abdul Alhazred
oh my god what if it's actually so terrible
that everyone dies from eating it
except for hazama who has shown he has no taste and food
and thusly loves it
thus bro becomes hazama's personal chef in secret
to placate him with horrible apple pies
gildedstormclouds
only coobie and haama can consume it safely
Herr Failmeister
Bro's apple pie is the KAgutsuchi puffer fish.
Abdul Alhazred
and save the world from hazama
yES
he runs out of apples and utilizing Kagustuchi Pufferfish
and kills everyone but haama
Herr Failmeister
pfffffff
The Dark Lord
bro gives it to loki
loki gives it to thor
just now
The Dark Lord
GOD OF MISCHIEF :]
Herr Failmeister
thor gives it to odin
Abdul Alhazred
*osin
Jemi _
*oswin :]
plot twist: oswin is odin
Herr Failmeister
Odin just HARUIDGAKGFK:LFS at it.
Abdul Alhazred
we've actually decided
Jemi _
yes
Abdul Alhazred
because we dun goofed in spelling again
Herr Failmeister
oh yes speaking of deciding things
Herr Failmeister
Dan, you are now Zacharie.
Abdul Alhazred
heh heh heh
Herr Failmeister
It is you, you are physically him.
Abdul Alhazred
oh okay
The Dark Lord
pROMPT
Abdul Alhazred
waitareyougoingsomewherewiththisorcomplimentingmeIamcONFUSED
Abdul Alhazred
IHAGLARHGARAGHA OKAY PROMPT TIME
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
The Dark Lord
angela kills them
obviously
Abdul Alhazred
THESE ALL SEEM TO INVOLVE CAMPS FOR SOME REASON
Jemi _
furiously make out
Abdul Alhazred
angela's perfered preying ground
oh yes that too
oh also gnarly might eat oswin nbd
aNYWAY NEXT PROMPT
Jemi _
oooh mr nyarlathotep oooh
Abdul Alhazred
this feeds into 29
Abdul Alhazred
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven’t seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
uh o
da bogyman
Jemi _
RUH ROH
The Dark Lord
putch brand
WaterforRosie
lets pretend they run into angela
Jemi _
they just run into pitch
AND ANGELA :]
Abdul Alhazred
they run into
bOTH
Jemi _
yes
WaterforRosie
DUN DUN DUNNN
The Dark Lord
pitch just looks at angela
"...oH MY GOD IT'S A BOY :OOO"
WaterforRosie
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jemi _
cHRIST
Herr Failmeister
the eagles save them
Abdul Alhazred
yESS
WaterforRosie
fUCKING EAGLES
The Dark Lord
YES
Jemi _
:] :] :]
Abdul Alhazred
okay guys
it's been fun but now it's that sad time to ask
the final question
Jemi _
noooo
Abdul Alhazred
after all this crazy shit has occured
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Jemi _
get drunk
gildedstormclouds
Contracts! c:
Herr Failmeister
goes the fuck home
The Dark Lord
Loki conquers the Earth
and then Asgard
:]
Jemi _
oswin and regina go get drunk
The Dark Lord
Ten stops him
WaterforRosie
regina just
The Dark Lord
:] :] :]
WaterforRosie
goes home and goes to sleep
gildedstormclouds
we need to do a different bracket of these one day haha
Abdul Alhazred
gnarly finally gets married to everyone
WaterforRosie
and forgets this ever fucking happened
Abdul Alhazred
bro becomes queen of earth with loki
Jemi _
wow regina some friend you are
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFFF
WaterforRosie
meanwhile sarafine is totally unaffected and carries on with her multiple secret love affairs
:]
Jemi _
oswifine
Abdul Alhazred
hazama continues to have an extremely successful career as a popular entertainer and tv personality
Herr Failmeister
King and Queen Broki
The Dark Lord
ajfnjsaklfla
-DIES-
gildedstormclouds
kyubey goes to the strip club
with lauren
Abdul Alhazred
meanwhile kyubey is sent to prison and eventually given the death penalty for his various criminal acts
gildedstormclouds
:c
The Dark Lord
ten saves kyubey
Jemi _
i'm shrieking omfg
gildedstormclouds
but you know
death penalties
Jemi _
oswin drags ten with her to get drunk
The Dark Lord
it turns out kyubey was actually fluffy
aaand that is where I stopped logging :]
Here were the numbers of the characters included:
1: Hazama
2: Loki
3: Oswin
4: Regina
5: Lauren
6: Sarafine
7: Bro
8: Nyarlathotep
9: Kyubey
10: The Tenth Doctor
The Dark Lord
YES NEXT PROMPT
Herr Failmeister
YES NEXT PROMPT GOOD
Abdul Alhazred
PROMPT 5:
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
The Dark Lord
oFMG
KFMDKjfafjsakfjFS
Herr Failmeister
nYARLY PLS Y U JELLY
Abdul Alhazred
LIAKRMGL,KG\
WaterforRosie
AHAHAHAHA
The Dark Lord
nyarlathotep is jealous of oswin and sarafine i am so done
Herr Failmeister
well i mean
6 mins ago
sorry gnarly :]
gildedstormclouds
okay I need to take a painkiller
before this kills me
Herr Failmeister
i would be p. jealous too
Abdul Alhazred
plot twist gnarly is actually a huge tsundere for everything
The Dark Lord
nyarlathotep just writes eldritch emo poetry into the necronomicon
guys guys gnarly is
the eponine of this situation
Abdul Alhazred
yES
ON MY OOOOWN
The Dark Lord
"FUCK YOU ABDUL I WRITE FROM NOW"
Abdul Alhazred
"ABDUL THIS STUFF COMES FROM THE HEART OKAY"
5 mins ago
The Dark Lord
"GHT'AGHN NI'TAHK TY'UK NIRAK YO'SOG... -weeps- so deep"
anyway next prompt
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY NEXT PROMPT
6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
The Dark Lord
regina jumps you
WaterforRosie
regina pls
Abdul Alhazred
regina water u doing
The Dark Lord
loki comes to the rescue
Abdul Alhazred
rEGINA JUST HAS A SHANK
"GIMME UR CASH >:C"
WaterforRosie
"WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY"
The Dark Lord
loki laughs at you, turns into a horse and gallops away
Abdul Alhazred
WHY THO
Herr Failmeister
pfffffff
wow these are the best
The Dark Lord
ten comes to save you
xcrashthebestx
Guys omfg
The Dark Lord
"REGINA SERIOUSLY"
"STAHP"
xcrashthebestx
I am dying
The Dark Lord
regina just stops
"ok ten"
Abdul Alhazred
as awesome as these are
bro coming to the rescuei
Herr Failmeister
Bro just watches in amusement until someone gets stabbed or something
Abdul Alhazred
can only be awesome
xcrashthebestx
Lauren would just. Eat the strippers? /late
Herr Failmeister
then he kicks REgina in the face.
WaterforRosie
:]
Abdul Alhazred
bro drowns regina in a tide of smuppets and absconds with you on a rocket board
Herr Failmeister
xD
The Dark Lord
loki would be the best rescuer
Herr Failmeister
AAAAAAAAAw yeah.
xcrashthebestx
Hey storm
The Dark Lord
and by best i mean he would probs just kind of
leave you there
ANYWAY NEXT PROMPT
xcrashthebestx
Can we thread this when I get Lauren on the board?
WaterforRosie
guys lets just spoof thread all of these
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY I'M SORRY STOP THIS SHIT also Storm I think is AFK but ohmygodcanyouIwilllurkthatshit
WaterforRosie
most legit :]
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY THIS NEXT ONE IS
THE BEST I'M SORRY
PROMPT 7:
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
The Dark Lord
oh
WaterforRosie
cats are being boiled
xcrashthebestx
Death.
The Dark Lord
COOKING WITH HAZAMA
Abdul Alhazred
wHY DO MY CHARACTERS ALL GET COOKING SHOWS
xcrashthebestx
xDDDD
Abdul Alhazred
first it was cooking with Kharn
nOW THIS
The Dark Lord
pitch is his guest star
gildedstormclouds
what sorry
I was taking painkillers
xcrashthebestx
OH
Herr Failmeister
Cooking with HAzama
xcrashthebestx
can we
Herr Failmeister
oh wow
just
wow
just now
Abdul Alhazred
oh my god it starts off all calm like a paula dean show
he's in an apron and smiling
xcrashthebestx
Thread the strip club adventure when I get Lauren on the board?
Abdul Alhazred
"oh howdy ya'll welcome to my cooking show. first we're gonna stir the eggs in the pot for a bit, like nice little smiley pods of sunshine..."
gildedstormclouds
oh my god yes
Abdul Alhazred
you change the chanel for a bit and flip back
gildedstormclouds
I don't know how to explain it but
it'll happen
WaterforRosie
JEMIS AIM IS BEING LAME FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW B(
xcrashthebestx
I'm holding you to this
xcrashthebestx
I'm holding you to this
Abdul Alhazred
suddenly the nice pristine white room is covered in blood and there are human body parts sticking out of the boiling saucepans
Abdul Alhazred
"BAM BAM BAM AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA"
gildedstormclouds
Kyubey just randomly shows up at times during the show to eat whatever's being made
The Dark Lord
Pitch is just standing there, slowly stirring a pot
Abdul Alhazred
perpetually "B("
relius is in the background playing piano as ambiance
WaterforRosie
SORRY for being quiet im trying to log things now
The Dark Lord
pitch finishes his stew
Herr Failmeister
I would watch this show.
Abdul Alhazred
YAY!
The Dark Lord
hazama smacks it to the ground
"DAMN IT HAZAMA"
Abdul Alhazred
YES
just now
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY NEXT PROMPT
PROMPT 8:
8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?
Share an Image or File
gildedstormclouds
oh my god
Abdul Alhazred
OOOOOOOOO
Herr Failmeister
oh wow
gildedstormclouds
He makes a contract, obviously!
WaterforRosie
WELP
gildedstormclouds
what kind of question is that
WaterforRosie
the irony :]
The Dark Lord
:] :] :]
xcrashthebestx
Who is nine?
The Dark Lord
KYUBEY
xcrashthebestx
/phone aim pls
Abdul Alhazred
BEHOLD THE LIST
The Dark Lord
next prompt
xcrashthebestx
Ahahaha omfg
Abdul Alhazred
1: Hazama
2: Loki
3: Oswin
4: Regina
5: Lauren
6: Sarafine
7: Bro
8: Nyarlathotep
9: Kyubey
10: The Tenth Doctor
OKAY next prompt
PROMPT 9
Abdul Alhazred
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
xcrashthebestx
Lauren can't die via car crash :]
gildedstormclouds
pFFFFT
The Dark Lord
let me just
fix ur internet :]
xcrashthebestx
^^^^^^
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFFFFf
gildedstormclouds
kyubey is the best husband
Abdul Alhazred
maybe she crashed into a vial of holy water and blessed stakes
gildedstormclouds
go marry him, oswin
Abdul Alhazred
mMM OSWIN YOU HAVE SOME
interesting choices
WaterforRosie
o man how do i choose
The Dark Lord
nyarlathotep shows up at the door in a tux
WaterforRosie
i ship all 3!!!!
xcrashthebestx
Fffffffft
The Dark Lord
a rose in his mouth
"hey baby~~~~~~~~~"
Abdul Alhazred
*mouths
bob jemi can't join us but can you ask her
who she ships the most
The Dark Lord
i cannot
for she is in the other room
Abdul Alhazred
alas
WaterforRosie
lets just ask her on chatango
Jemi _
i'm gonna say oswin/gnarly guys
Abdul Alhazred
AW YEAH
OTP
WaterforRosie
i mean there WAS that blind date earlier
Abdul Alhazred
sorry qb
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFFF
gildedstormclouds
:c
The Dark Lord
anywya
Abdul Alhazred
they fell in love at the sleepover
The Dark Lord
...anway
ANYWAY
next prompt
Abdul Alhazred
pROMPT 10
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2’s release. What is it?
just now
Herr Failmeister
. . . . . .
Abdul Alhazred
bro what is with your weird infatuation with loki
The Dark Lord
what is it with bro and loki
Herr Failmeister
I DON'T KNOW
WaterforRosie
oh my fucking god
The Dark Lord
"HOW DARE YOU POSE AS A PUPPET"
xcrashthebestx
Lauren
Abdul Alhazred
oTP
xcrashthebestx
does not give a shit
Abdul Alhazred
bro just makes lauren buy him a packet of like
flaming hot cheetos
and lauren apathetically acquieses for some asinine reason
The Dark Lord
bro actually gives lauren a SORD for loki's release
anyway neXT PROMPT
Abdul Alhazred
okAY
PROMPT ELEVEN:
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
The Dark Lord
SIX
The Dark Lord
SARAFINE IS MUCH SAFER TO MEET
xcrashthebestx
Six.
Abdul Alhazred
HAW HAW HAW
The Dark Lord
SINCE SHE ACTS NICE AT FIRST
gildedstormclouds
ahahaha
six
sorry haama
WaterforRosie
:]
one
/deathwish
Abdul Alhazred
o same:]
Herr Failmeister
1 :]
The Dark Lord
hazama actually just greets them politely and goes on his way
WaterforRosie
apparently id rather sleep at sarafines house but meet hazama
Abdul Alhazred
best plan :]
oKAY PROMPT TWELVE
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
The Dark Lord
omfg
Abdul Alhazred
tHAT IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION
Herr Failmeister
u ok ten
NO SRSLY U OK
WaterforRosie
AHAHAHAHA
The Dark Lord
"REGINA"
WaterforRosie
"if you wanna hang with my companions I WILL GIVE YOU ONE SHOT"
gildedstormclouds
ohm y god
The Dark Lord
"I CHALLENGE YOU"
THAT'S WHY
TO PROVE HER WORTH :]
WaterforRosie
:] :] :]
The Dark Lord
more importantly
does regina agree?
Abdul Alhazred
"IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL"
WaterforRosie
regina agrees but
since shes a QUEEN, its only proper that she chooses a champion to race for her
she picks charming :]
gildedstormclouds
pffft
ten uses makya instead of a horse for the chariot
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFF
just now
Abdul Alhazred
oH MY GOD
WaterforRosie
oMFG
Abdul Alhazred
also I totally imagine ten in just this
full centurion outfit
gildedstormclouds
can we thread this
can we
Abdul Alhazred
with the mowhawk helm and al
*all
Herr Failmeister
no he just has his buddy Al there with him.
WaterforRosie
yES
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY PROMPT THIRTEEN
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
oh hey
it's the ICC :]
WaterforRosie
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Herr Failmeister
Oh sorry Oswin
WaterforRosie
poor oswin omfg
gildedstormclouds
pffft
The Dark Lord
EVERYONE
xcrashthebestx
aw xD
The Dark Lord
even ten omfg
just now
WaterforRosie
STOP GANGING UP ON ME
Abdul Alhazred
everyone just decides as a funny prank
Herr Failmeister
wow Oswin is the only one without some kind of powers
The Dark Lord
"U SUK OSWAN :]"
Abdul Alhazred
to FUCK WITH OSIN
Osin
OSWIN
Herr Failmeister
Osin
WaterforRosie
osin :]
Herr Failmeister
ok
The Dark Lord
osin
odin
Abdul Alhazred
osin omfg
The Dark Lord
conspiracee :OOOO
Abdul Alhazred
weve discovered oswin's asgardian name
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFF
The Dark Lord
mUYJPR
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY PROMPT FOURTEEN
3 mins ago
Abdul Alhazred
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
ghhaghauhgagpal
WaterforRosie
wow gnarly keeps getting dissed
The Dark Lord
poor nyarlathotep
Abdul Alhazred
nyarlathotep keeps getting his romantic feelings for sarafine
demolishes
The Dark Lord
bro weeps because loki isn't his, obviously.
Abdul Alhazred
*demolished
Herr Failmeister
o wow nyarly
WaterforRosie
he tried to take sarafine to the wedding but
she was already going with oswin
xcrashthebestx
ffffffft
guys pls
Abdul Alhazred
oswin is just someone to keep sARAFINE JEALOUS
But it eventually sprang into TRUE LOVE
and that is his inspirational story
xcrashthebestx
/dying
WaterforRosie
/sheds a single tear
Abdul Alhazred
okay PROMPT FIFTEEN
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Herr Failmeister
:]
WaterforRosie
because bro ate kyubey
/BA DUM CHING
The Dark Lord
is that a real prompt
Abdul Alhazred
sarafine just craddles herself in horror at the sight of bro weeping madly to himself
Herr Failmeister
aHAHAHAHAHA
Abdul Alhazred
yes it is
The Dark Lord
oh
WaterforRosie
omfg
The Dark Lord
nEXT PROMPT
Abdul Alhazred
bro slowly approaches with a smile as sarafine looks on in horror
bro says slowly with a sadistic grin flashing on his shadowed face
The Dark Lord
bro just madly devours kyubey copies over and over
Abdul Alhazred
"watch out everyone"
"it's time for"
"the one and only"
"gAME BRO"
-lightning strikes"
Herr Failmeister
kjghlkjfdsgvDHSGJLSDGLKS
Abdul Alhazred
-end story-
gildedstormclouds
oh my god
WaterforRosie
i am the most done
dna this was the best idea
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY NEXT PROMPT SIXTEEN I THINK FUCK NUMBERS
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Herr Failmeister
story time with 10 doctor who
can't possible go wrong
Abdul Alhazred
I imagine ten around like a campfire
WaterforRosie
OH BOY :]
Abdul Alhazred
and everyone just crouches over attentively
The Dark Lord
:] :] :]
Herr Failmeister
pfffff
The Dark Lord
"snow white was just SO FAIR. she was the BEST LOOKING IN THE KINGDOM. EVER. :]"
WaterforRosie
o m f g
regina just freaks out and storms off into the woods
Abdul Alhazred
"it AIN'T YOU"
WaterforRosie
cue sleepaway camp killings
Herr Failmeister
Snow White and the Seven Daleks
/shot
just now
WaterforRosie
oMFG
Abdul Alhazred
wait does that make regina a transvestite
WaterforRosie
oh my god SHES A BOY :OOOOO
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY PROMPT NUMBER AFTER SIXTEEN
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
just now
gildedstormclouds
everyone is relieved because you don't want hazama to be around
gildedstormclouds
everyone is relieved because you don't want hazama to be around
xcrashthebestx
xD
Abdul Alhazred
hazama is late because he wasn't invited
The Dark Lord
well actually time lords have their own version of snow white :] tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Snow_White_and_the_Seven_Keys_to_Doomsday_(short_story)
hazama isn't actually /late/
he's crashing the wedding
Herr Failmeister
Hazama just crashes in.
Fucks all the shit up.
Wishes the happy couple well.
Abdul Alhazred
then he proceeds to crash the weeding, ruins the party, and fuels a divorce between the two seconds after they are legally wed
Herr Failmeister
And leaves.
Abdul Alhazred
to get his good friend gnarly hitched with sarafine :]
Herr Failmeister
all in all a good day :]
just now
Jemi _
hELLO FRIENDS
wow this is so much better than aim
Herr Failmeister
gET OUT
Abdul Alhazred
oh my god hello jemi we are having strange fun times
WaterforRosie
YO
Abdul Alhazred
ISN'T IT JUST THOUGH OMG
Jemi _
THIS IS
VERY MUCH
The Dark Lord
PIDGIN IS THE BEST
Jemi _
OF GOD
The Dark Lord
anyway
Jemi _
i'm just sad i can't have my font anymore
The Dark Lord
next prompt?
Abdul Alhazred
no omg hazama crashed the wedding because Bro hired him
Jemi _
but i can have this
Abdul Alhazred
okAY NEXT PROMPT
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFF
Abdul Alhazred
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
The Dark Lord
contracts
gildedstormclouds
oh my god
yes
Herr Failmeister
so many drunk contracts
gildedstormclouds
obviously
The Dark Lord
c:
gildedstormclouds
all the drunk contracts
The Dark Lord
kyubey isn't even actually drunk
Abdul Alhazred
i want to see a drunk kyubey so bad oh ym god
WaterforRosie
why are coobie and lauren like
Jemi _
wait hang on, can someone repost the list
WaterforRosie
such delinquents together
The Dark Lord
kyubey and lauren are delinquents
Herr Failmeister
1: Hazama
2: Loki
3: Oswin
4: Regina
5: Lauren
6: Sarafine
7: Bro
8: Nyarlathotep
9: Kyubey
10: The Tenth Doctor
gildedstormclouds
he isn't actually drunk he's just faking it because someone asked him to
Jemi _
THANK YOU
The Dark Lord
bro is a weird kidnapper focused on loki
Jemi _
guys
Abdul Alhazred
hazama keeps doing benign things
gnarly is a master of unrequited love
Jemi _
does this mean the bro/loki ship can be called
broki
Abdul Alhazred
oH MY GOOOD
WaterforRosie
gnarly is actually eponine
bROKI OMFG
Herr Failmeister
fUCK
Jemi _
ON MY OWN
Herr Failmeister
I SPIT MY SODA
The Dark Lord
dfjdsfjsdf
omFG
Jemi _
PRETENDING SHE'S BESIDE ME
The Dark Lord
thor finds out about broki
Jemi _
/cACKLES
Herr Failmeister
Bro <3< Loki /shot
fuck you aim emotes okay
i tried to do a homesock
Jemi _
cAN YOU FEEL
xcrashthebestx
Storm
Jemi _
THE LOVE TONIGHT
xcrashthebestx
Storm
I demand more threads
The Dark Lord
anyway neXT PROMPT?
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY
gildedstormclouds
yES
Jemi _
yes good
gildedstormclouds
also thank god the painkillers kicked in
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY PROMPT WHATEVER
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8’s brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
gildedstormclouds
laughign with an aching mouth is hard
Jemi _
cHRIST
Abdul Alhazred
OH WOW gnarly's little harem
and regina
WaterforRosie
oh boy :]
Herr Failmeister
oh wow
WaterforRosie
regina feels so left out
The Dark Lord
happy birthday :]
Jemi _
oswin is just
perpetually done
and longing for her lost love, sarafine
The Dark Lord
they get nyarlathotep a kitten
Abdul Alhazred
everyone is longing for sarafine
Herr Failmeister
can some of these be actual threads
The Dark Lord
and it's all actually to make up for him not being invited
Jemi _
oh my god guys i am just
WaterforRosie
sarafine and oswin keep trying to sneak away to the romantic...aquarium idk whats romantic in the zoo
The Dark Lord
to the wedding :]
WaterforRosie
gnarly catches them
The Dark Lord
we need to actually thread bro and loki
Jemi _
so amazed with pidgin
WaterforRosie
"HYOU ARE TEARING ME APAHT"
Jemi _
PIDGIN IS AMAZING
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY WHO WANTS THE NEXT PROMPT
Herr Failmeister
nEXT PROMPT
The Dark Lord
romantic aquarium
WaterforRosie
AH GOD DAMN IT I JUST RIPPED MY FINGER OPEN
The Dark Lord
eridan bursts out of one of the displays
WaterforRosie
but yes go ahead
The Dark Lord
"i havve found you out"
gildedstormclouds
DDD:
Abdul Alhazred
WAT
The Dark Lord
DDD:
WaterforRosie
omfg ERIDAN PLS
Herr Failmeister
you ok meks? D:
Jemi _
eRIDAN
The Dark Lord
i blame bindi
Herr Failmeister
also sRSLY ERIDAN WATER U DOIN
WaterforRosie
yeah im okay just
bleeding
Abdul Alhazred
DDD;
WaterforRosie
its totes bindis fault
Herr Failmeister
meks
meks u stop bleedin
u sTOP BLEEDIN RIGHT THIS INSTANT D<
WaterforRosie
SORRY ILL TRY
Abdul Alhazred
UM SO IGNORING MEEKZ'S PAIN
Jemi _
bindi pls
Abdul Alhazred
PROMPT WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
The Dark Lord
fucking bindi
or maybe it was
tiNKERBELL
Abdul Alhazred
they protest bindi
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFFF
WaterforRosie
prOTEST BINDI OMFG
Jemi _
tHEY'RE PROTESTING THE FACT THAT WE'RE MAKING THEIR LIVES MISERABLE
gildedstormclouds
they protest chrome's connection
Jemi _
yes
Herr Failmeister
Yes that one.
The Dark Lord
bindi and chrome's connection
Herr Failmeister
Chrome's connection should be protested.
just now
WaterforRosie
the two villains of AM
Jemi _
omg guys i don't even have to worry about lag anymore it just
keeps going
The Dark Lord
and wafflez
Jemi _
tHIS IS INCREDIBLE
Abdul Alhazred
YES IT IS
Herr Failmeister
the protest rogue not being put to death
Jemi _
truly i have embraced the wonders of pidgin
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY NEXT PROMPT also do you hear the people sing singing the song of angry men
The Dark Lord
next
Herr Failmeister
nEEEEEEEEEEEEXT
Abdul Alhazred
21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
gildedstormclouds
hahaha
Herr Failmeister
ahahahahahaha
Abdul Alhazred
my god coobie
xcrashthebestx
Kyubey pls
Abdul Alhazred
yOU KILLED BRO
Herr Failmeister
coobie you have a srs problem
WaterforRosie
coobie PLS
gildedstormclouds
c:
Jemi _
coobie pls you killed mentos
i mean
muyjpr
WaterforRosie
why they did this 2 u not me
xcrashthebestx
muyjpr
gildedstormclouds
he was in the way of team snake c:
aND MY LOVE FOR HAZAMA
Abdul Alhazred
so how does lOKI AVENGE HIS FALLEN BESTIE
The Dark Lord
loki just
The Dark Lord
spends the rest of his time stopping all contracts
and then flees to another realm where there's no entropy :]
gildedstormclouds
:c
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY
PROMPT TWENTY TWO
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Jemi _
lololol
The Dark Lord
i would think
Abdul Alhazred
um obviously
The Dark Lord
that's obvious :]
Abdul Alhazred
sarafine lays down her life to save the noble champion of justice
hazama
Herr Failmeister
of course :]
WaterforRosie
BUT OF COURSE
Jemi _
she IS a disney princess
xcrashthebestx
ffffffft
The Dark Lord
also what is it with sarafine and hazama
it's always one or the other
Jemi _
sarazama otp
Herr Failmeister
no but Hazama just walks off after being 'saved' like "o thnx i was gonna be fine anyway"
The Dark Lord
NEITHER CAN LIVE WITH THE OHTER SURVIVES :OOOO
just now
WaterforRosie
NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SUR--
oh my god
Herr Failmeister
oh wow
Jemi _
omfg
Abdul Alhazred
pffffft
oKAY NEXT PROMPT
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
gildedstormclouds
Kyubey, obviously
Abdul Alhazred
coobie man
what a loser
Jemi _
coobie pls
The Dark Lord
regina
Abdul Alhazred
he's a backyard heroin addict you know
Jemi _
no but oswin totes
Herr Failmeister
Hasn't Ten already failed at life nine times? :]
/shot repeatedly
The Dark Lord
:] :] :] :] :]
WaterforRosie
FAIL PLS
xcrashthebestx
Lauren fails.
Jemi _
oswin because she won't stop bULLRUSHING
Herr Failmeister
NOT EVEN SORRY
The Dark Lord
NEXT PROMPT, HIDEOUS DNA CREATURE
Abdul Alhazred
OKAY
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Jemi _
GUYS I GOT MY FONT BACK
Abdul Alhazred
YAAAY]
Jemi _
LOOK
The Dark Lord
um
he
saves her
Jemi _
ten pls
The Dark Lord
because it's
xcrashthebestx
...
The Dark Lord
ten
xcrashthebestx
She would
Jemi _
don't save the vampire
xcrashthebestx
kind of
you know
Abdul Alhazred
they both get eaten by a zombie bear
xcrashthebestx
try to eat him
Jemi _
yOU'RE BEATING OUT A SAMBA TEN
xcrashthebestx
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Herr Failmeister
I warned you about bears, bro.
I TOLD YOU DOG.
Abdul Alhazred
iT KEEPS HAPPENING
Herr Failmeister
HAPPEN 2X COMBOBOB
Abdul Alhazred
okay next prompt
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Herr Failmeister
souffles
Jemi _
oh christ
Herr Failmeister
and daleks
xcrashthebestx
Oswin pls.
Jemi _
actually she's probably the most capable one
Herr Failmeister
/shot repeatedly, tossed in a hole, lit on fire, left to die
WaterforRosie
oswin and the happy campers :]
Jemi _
out of the whole list
to look after kids
except maybe regina
Abdul Alhazred
"the oswin oswald dalek institute for the visual arts"
The Dark Lord
angela attacks
obviously
Jemi _
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Herr Failmeister
clearly you are forgetting Bro and his amazing dealing with children skills
look at how DAVE turned out :]
Jemi _
it's just a reenactment of sleepaway camp
WaterforRosie
yeah oswin starts a day camp and its just
literally sleepaway camp
Abdul Alhazred
really who ISN'T a transvestite anymore
Jemi _
cAMP SKEEVY :]
WaterforRosie
even though 'day camp' and 'sleepaway camp
*contrast completely
Jemi _
shhh
WaterforRosie
sorry my torn finger is making it difficult to type
Herr Failmeister
don't tell the setting that
it might become self aware
xcrashthebestx
:c
Abdul Alhazred
oKAY NEXT PROMPT
27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2’s reaction?
xcrashthebestx
ffffffft
Herr Failmeister
Haama pls, you got some issues.
xcrashthebestx
coobie and Ten
WaterforRosie
wELP
gildedstormclouds
oh my god
Abdul Alhazred
haama just writes the fanfiction as like
the next My Immortal
Jemi _
cHRIST
The Dark Lord
Loki just looks at the fanfiction
Abdul Alhazred
posts it on deviant art for everyone to see
and loki sees it and rages
Herr Failmeister
Loki can't read Midgardian.
The Dark Lord
"...Yeah, I'm going to go help Mithos. -HOW IT REALLY BEGAN-"
2 mins ago
Jemi _
oh my god
gildedstormclouds
pFFFT
everdeen13
*aggressively procrastinates*
Abdul Alhazred
ew k8e go away :]
OKAY NEXT PROMPT I THINK
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Herr Failmeister
CLEARLY.
1 min ago
Jemi _
bro pls leave the cooking to oswin
The Dark Lord
YES
gildedstormclouds
"Taste is subjective c:"
Jemi _
she is the iRON CHEF OF THE UNIVERSE
gildedstormclouds
also hiveminds have such phased out senses that he can't taste it properly anyways
Abdul Alhazred
Bro wins the nobel peace prize and the county blue bell ribbon award bullshit for his apple pie
The Dark Lord
except when it comes to
souffles
Abdul Alhazred
which brings peace to the middle east and cures cancer
Jemi _
shut up
Herr Failmeister
pfffffff
The Dark Lord
bro's apple pie defeats all of am's villains
Abdul Alhazred
yes
everdeen13
guys what is happening
Herr Failmeister
the fact that bro stole the pie from HAzama remains a secret.
just now
Jemi _
beautiful things
Abdul Alhazred
oh my god what if it's actually so terrible
that everyone dies from eating it
except for hazama who has shown he has no taste and food
and thusly loves it
thus bro becomes hazama's personal chef in secret
to placate him with horrible apple pies
gildedstormclouds
only coobie and haama can consume it safely
Herr Failmeister
Bro's apple pie is the KAgutsuchi puffer fish.
Abdul Alhazred
and save the world from hazama
yES
he runs out of apples and utilizing Kagustuchi Pufferfish
and kills everyone but haama
Herr Failmeister
pfffffff
The Dark Lord
bro gives it to loki
loki gives it to thor
just now
The Dark Lord
GOD OF MISCHIEF :]
Herr Failmeister
thor gives it to odin
Abdul Alhazred
*osin
Jemi _
*oswin :]
plot twist: oswin is odin
Herr Failmeister
Odin just HARUIDGAKGFK:LFS at it.
Abdul Alhazred
we've actually decided
Jemi _
yes
Abdul Alhazred
because we dun goofed in spelling again
Herr Failmeister
oh yes speaking of deciding things
Herr Failmeister
Dan, you are now Zacharie.
Abdul Alhazred
heh heh heh
Herr Failmeister
It is you, you are physically him.
Abdul Alhazred
oh okay
The Dark Lord
pROMPT
Abdul Alhazred
waitareyougoingsomewherewiththisorcomplimentingmeIamcONFUSED
Abdul Alhazred
IHAGLARHGARAGHA OKAY PROMPT TIME
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
The Dark Lord
angela kills them
obviously
Abdul Alhazred
THESE ALL SEEM TO INVOLVE CAMPS FOR SOME REASON
Jemi _
furiously make out
Abdul Alhazred
angela's perfered preying ground
oh yes that too
oh also gnarly might eat oswin nbd
aNYWAY NEXT PROMPT
Jemi _
oooh mr nyarlathotep oooh
Abdul Alhazred
this feeds into 29
Abdul Alhazred
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven’t seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
uh o
da bogyman
Jemi _
RUH ROH
The Dark Lord
putch brand
WaterforRosie
lets pretend they run into angela
Jemi _
they just run into pitch
AND ANGELA :]
Abdul Alhazred
they run into
bOTH
Jemi _
yes
WaterforRosie
DUN DUN DUNNN
The Dark Lord
pitch just looks at angela
"...oH MY GOD IT'S A BOY :OOO"
WaterforRosie
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jemi _
cHRIST
Herr Failmeister
the eagles save them
Abdul Alhazred
yESS
WaterforRosie
fUCKING EAGLES
The Dark Lord
YES
Jemi _
:] :] :]
Abdul Alhazred
okay guys
it's been fun but now it's that sad time to ask
the final question
Jemi _
noooo
Abdul Alhazred
after all this crazy shit has occured
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Jemi _
get drunk
gildedstormclouds
Contracts! c:
Herr Failmeister
goes the fuck home
The Dark Lord
Loki conquers the Earth
and then Asgard
:]
Jemi _
oswin and regina go get drunk
The Dark Lord
Ten stops him
WaterforRosie
regina just
The Dark Lord
:] :] :]
WaterforRosie
goes home and goes to sleep
gildedstormclouds
we need to do a different bracket of these one day haha
Abdul Alhazred
gnarly finally gets married to everyone
WaterforRosie
and forgets this ever fucking happened
Abdul Alhazred
bro becomes queen of earth with loki
Jemi _
wow regina some friend you are
Herr Failmeister
pFFFFFFFF
WaterforRosie
meanwhile sarafine is totally unaffected and carries on with her multiple secret love affairs
:]
Jemi _
oswifine
Abdul Alhazred
hazama continues to have an extremely successful career as a popular entertainer and tv personality
Herr Failmeister
King and Queen Broki
The Dark Lord
ajfnjsaklfla
-DIES-
gildedstormclouds
kyubey goes to the strip club
with lauren
Abdul Alhazred
meanwhile kyubey is sent to prison and eventually given the death penalty for his various criminal acts
gildedstormclouds
:c
The Dark Lord
ten saves kyubey
Jemi _
i'm shrieking omfg
gildedstormclouds
but you know
death penalties
Jemi _
oswin drags ten with her to get drunk
The Dark Lord
it turns out kyubey was actually fluffy
aaand that is where I stopped logging :]
