Post by Hazama on Apr 29, 2013 21:24:09 GMT -5
OKAY SO Hazama had a birthday party, and as to be expected, everything was ruined. READ THE DAMAGE BELOW 
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The One Above All: *returns to his place among the folds between dimensions*
29 Apr 13, 10:08 PM
The One Above All: *fondly regards creation*
29 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Unown: -hEY GUYS LISTEN UP- -REALITY WARPERS WANT THIS FIXED- -EVERYTHING NEVER HAPPENED-
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Unown: -they chirp an affirmation-
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Tim Curry Pollution: TOXIC LOVE :]
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Tim Curry Pollution: SLIIIIIIIIME UP ABOVEThe One Above All: *returns to his place among the folds between dimensions*
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Hey, Unown, now that the world is in flames, I undo all my earlier wishes made today.
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Tim Curry Pollution: SLIIIIIME BENEATH ME
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Well, I think that's enough Birthday for today...
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -pUNTS MITHOS OFF THE FLYING CARPET-
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Mithos: -teleports out-
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Mithos: Fuck you, Hazama.
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Also you're like, two feet tall, haw haw haw, that must suck.
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: I did it for me.
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Hahahahaha no, I'm just fucking with you.
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Captain Planet: -stops pollution-
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Mithos: -guys don't cockblock-
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Captain Planet: I'm your powers combined!
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Mithos: -sCRATCH THAT-
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Yog-Sothoth: -COMBINES HIS POWERS WITH THE ONE ABOVE ALL-
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Mithos: -oh-
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Mithos: I need his love... to redeem me.
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Yuuki Terumi: I did it...for us.
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Edward Elric: -staaaares at her- You've got a weird sense of humor. Has anyone ever told you that?
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Mithos: I'll go find Genis, then.
29 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
The One Above All: *THIS ABSURDITY IS TOO MUCH TO OVERCOME ALONE*
29 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
Yog-Sothoth: -it'S GOTTEN TOO POWERFUL-
29 Apr 13, 10:00 PM
Mithos: ...
29 Apr 13, 10:00 PM
Yuuki Terumi: No.
29 Apr 13, 09:59 PM
Jax: *looks around at the vanished water, ... decides to stay on book shelf for he is feeling too lazy to climb back down*
29 Apr 13, 09:59 PM
Mithos: Hazama-senpai... I saw all this chaos... did you do this for me?
29 Apr 13, 09:59 PM
Mithos: -he's an angel so- -automatic win!-
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -is struck in awe- -of dAWN AND TWILIGHT-
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Jax: *puts on shades as Mithos desends* "Gah... too early for it dis bright... or too late.. whatever..*
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Yog-Sothoth: -fIXES AM-
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Yog-Sothoth: -ok- -no-
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Discord: *and suddenly the ceiling was the floor and vice versa*
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Mithos: -he is the embodiment of dawn and twilight- -his wings are like shards of stained rainbow glass-
29 Apr 13, 09:57 PM
Mithos: -descends in a ray of holy light as an angelic chorus sings-
29 Apr 13, 09:57 PM
Mithos: -no scratch that-
29 Apr 13, 09:57 PM
Mithos: -walks in-
29 Apr 13, 09:57 PM
Loki Laufeyson: WHEN WAFFLEZ BETRAYED ME HE MADE A MIS- -explodes-
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Loki Laufeyson: I WAS ONCE THE MOST MYSTICAL MAN IN ASGARD
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Jax: *looks at the oncoming water and starts climbing a nearby bookshelf, sits ontop and takes a sip from his flask.* -... ... Jax can not float...literally.-
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Loki Laufeyson: *
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
The Corsair: TT Capsule. Type 70. -Oswin where are you come put this in human friendly terms- to put it simply, both a time machine and space ship
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
The Condesce: -rifts out-
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Loki Laufeyson: AND THE LAST OF WAFFLEZ'S OCS WILL DIIIIIIIE.
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Loki Laufeyson: NOW MY DARK PURPOSE WILL BE FULFILLED
29 Apr 13, 09:55 PM
The Condesce: -floods the room-
29 Apr 13, 09:54 PM
Edward Elric: -snorts lightly at that- Yeah, yeah time travel. -wow you're an actual crazy person aren't you- -looks around- What is this thing anyway?
29 Apr 13, 09:54 PM
The Master: -walks out-
29 Apr 13, 09:54 PM
The Master: ....
29 Apr 13, 09:54 PM
Jax: "... Is Galllifrey some sort of strip club?"
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
The Master: ~GALLIFREY~
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
The Master: YOU, WV, WILL LEAD ME TO
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
Wayward Vagabond: more or less.
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
The Master: IT INCLUDES YOU
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
The Master: I HAVE A PLAN
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
Jax: "... Because god hates ya?" -... couldn't resist-
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Wayward Vagabond: I MISS MY FRIENDS THEY ARE ALL DEAD WHY DID JACK NOIR KILL MY FRIENDS
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Wayward Vagabond: NO ONE IS SINGING ALONG
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Jax: *looks at the 'mayor' and changes his mind again and pulls out the hip flask* "Ah am way taaaaaa sober for dis"
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Andrew Hussie: *walks out*
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Wayward Vagabond: WHY AM I SINGING THIS SONG
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Andrew Hussie: Fuck it, I don't even care anymore.
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Wayward Vagabond: MY MYSTIQUE, EVER SO MEEK, BUT ALWAYS SO CHARMING
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Dean Winchester: ...Screw that, I'm drinking. -walks out- -:]-
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Wayward Vagabond: MY SASH ALL WITH MY CANS, MAYOR OF CANTOWN
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Jax: *blinks at the random carnage and sits down to smoke a cig and reach into a pocket of his trench coat for a hipflask, looks around.. puts it back.*
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Wayward Vagabond: WV YES IT IS ME HERE IN THE RUNWAY
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Dean Winchester: ....That dick. -gestures to Hazama-
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Dean Winchester: TO DEFEAT
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Dean Winchester: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
The Corsair: Not unless you're comfortable with time travel. -smirks- -welcome to AM, Ed-
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
A Horde of Dersites: -OKAY FUCK IT ICON- -blasted back-
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
The Condesce: ---ERIDAN! where's my fuckin statue?
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
A Horde of Dersites: *
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
The Condesce: -blasts the dersites-
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
The Condesce: no fuck that I'm the queen here
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
A Horde of Dersites: MAKE WAAAAAY...FOR WV.
29 Apr 13, 09:49 PM
Jax: -... this is AM... What did you expect Yog?-
29 Apr 13, 09:49 PM
A Horde of Dersites: MAAAAKE WAAAAAY...FOR WV.
29 Apr 13, 09:49 PM
Yog-Sothoth: .... -omfg this fuCKS WITH LIKE SEVENTY DIFFERENT TIMELINES-
29 Apr 13, 09:49 PM
Andrew Hussie: AND NOT ONE SINGLE FUCK WILL BE GIIIIIIIVEN!
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Edward Elric: -scratches idly at the back of his head- Is there a third option?
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Andrew Hussie: ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIE! AND ALL OF THE READERS WILL CRY!
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Jax: *looks in as he enters through the door* "... What... da hell ass balls?... .... okay dat is the last time ah buy expired jerky."
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Loki Laufeyson: Or say I'm not conquering! -suddenly CHITAURI ALL OVER THE PLACE :]-
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Loki Laufeyson: No no-one tell me no, or where to go
29 Apr 13, 09:47 PM
The Condesce: what the fuck is this prawn ass shit
29 Apr 13, 09:47 PM
Loki Laufeyson: A new, fantastic world to take...!
29 Apr 13, 09:47 PM
Andrew Hussie: PLOT HOLES DON'T OVERCOME THE SOOOOOOOORROW!
29 Apr 13, 09:46 PM
Loki Laufeyson: A whole new woooorld...
29 Apr 13, 09:45 PM
The Condesce: yo fuckas what'd I miss
29 Apr 13, 09:45 PM
Andrew Hussie: *cRASHES IN*
29 Apr 13, 09:45 PM
The Corsair: Then answer me this: would you rather be walking about out there, dodging all-consuming Nova roots...or here, far removed from the situation as a whole?
29 Apr 13, 09:44 PM
Madoka: -I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE-
29 Apr 13, 09:44 PM
Madoka: -aND THEN LEAVES- -gOD HAZAMA-
29 Apr 13, 09:44 PM
Edward Elric: -scrunches up his face and folds his arms across his chest- -mutters- They're kinda hard to miss.
29 Apr 13, 09:43 PM
Madoka: -inspires Cthulhu to continue removing distasteful political commentary-
29 Apr 13, 09:43 PM
Yuuki Terumi: You see what I did there, I referenced The Room, now you have no power here.
29 Apr 13, 09:43 PM
Yuuki Terumi: HYOU COULDN'T KILL ME IF YOU TRIED.
29 Apr 13, 09:43 PM
Cthulhu: -disapproves of distasteful political commentary- -constumes both Glen Beck and evilobama-
29 Apr 13, 09:42 PM
Etrigan: -rips off Glenn Beck's head-
29 Apr 13, 09:42 PM
The Corsair: Have you not noticed the multiple apocalypses outside? -arches a brow-
29 Apr 13, 09:42 PM
Barack HUSSEIN Obama: A whole new wooooorld
29 Apr 13, 09:41 PM
Madoka: If you're going to be rude, I'll ruin your party.
29 Apr 13, 09:41 PM
Edward Elric: -pulled in and flails- Hey what's the big idea??
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Bitch, if you're not going to phrase that into a song, get the hell out.
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Glenn Beck: I can show you AMERICA.
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Glenn Beck: Actually, no I can't.
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Glenn Beck: I can show you the woooorld!
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Madoka: Don't be too hard on him, Nyarlathotep!
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Madoka: Um... it was a very nice try, still!
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Cthulhu: -punched-
29 Apr 13, 09:39 PM
The Corsair: -sure why not- -collects Dave as well, before getting the hell away from the insanity-
29 Apr 13, 09:39 PM
Captain Marvel: -punches Cthulhu-
29 Apr 13, 09:39 PM
Nyarlathotep: Cthulhu you stupid fuck. You broke the rhyme. The song structure is weeping.
29 Apr 13, 09:38 PM
Dave Strider: *hey corsair* *room for one more*
29 Apr 13, 09:38 PM
Cthulhu: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
29 Apr 13, 09:36 PM
Cthulhu: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOORLD
29 Apr 13, 09:36 PM
Jack Noir: FINE LET'S JUST CONTINUE THE FUCK ON.
29 Apr 13, 09:36 PM
Lord English: SHUT THE FUCK UP JACK. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN SINGING EARLIER.
29 Apr 13, 09:35 PM
Jack Noir: God fucking damn it, English, you ruined the fucking duet.
Lord English: I'LL SATE MY HATE IN SCREAMING.
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
Jack Noir: THAT I AM IN ANOTHER REALM WITH YOU.
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
Lord English: TEN THOUSAND MORE IN FACT. THAT I'LL ATTACK.
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
The Corsair: -driveby drags Ed into her TARDIS- I'm not sure if you're just blind, or you have a death wish. B(
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
Jack Noir: IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR.
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
Jack Noir: BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE.
29 Apr 13, 09:31 PM
Lord English: ANOTHER REALM I'M ALREADY AT.
29 Apr 13, 09:31 PM
Lord English: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
29 Apr 13, 09:30 PM
Richard: *holds up a sign* [Muffled sounds of chaos and destruction in the distance.]
29 Apr 13, 09:30 PM
Hazama: Wow, nicely done GHB, beautiful, I didn't know you were a tenor!
29 Apr 13, 09:29 PM
The Grand Highblood: *maniacal highblood cackling into the distance*
29 Apr 13, 09:29 PM
Nova: -man if I wasn't busy eating most of the continent- -I would be so done- -with this song-
29 Apr 13, 09:29 PM
Richard: Excellent voice range and projection.
29 Apr 13, 09:29 PM
Richard: GREAT WINDSOCKS OF THE FIFTH ARCHMAGE
29 Apr 13, 09:27 PM
The Grand Highblood: INTO A DREADFUL, CATASTROPHIC FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT~
29 Apr 13, 09:27 PM
The Grand Highblood: WATCH HOW THE CITIES BURN, AND NORMAL TURNS
29 Apr 13, 09:27 PM
The Grand Highblood: JUST SIT BACK, ENJOY THE SIGHT
29 Apr 13, 09:27 PM
The Grand Highblood: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
29 Apr 13, 09:23 PM
: *then suddenly* *from some distant, unflooded peak*
29 Apr 13, 09:22 PM
Richard: Though personally I wouldn't be averse to crashing into Cthulhu.
29 Apr 13, 09:22 PM
Richard: Someone best start singing. Because I'm not going to.
29 Apr 13, 09:21 PM
Richard: AVAST YE HORRID CURRS
29 Apr 13, 09:21 PM
Edward Elric: -staaaaares- -baaaaaaaacks right on out- -place is friggen weird-
29 Apr 13, 09:21 PM
Alex deLarge: .... -omg what even-
29 Apr 13, 09:20 PM
Hazama: FUCKERS BEST START PICKING UP THE SLACK OR I WILL TURN THIS MUSICAL NUMBER RIGHT BACK AROUND AND CRASH US INTO THE CTHULHU FIGHT.
29 Apr 13, 09:19 PM
Nova: -a brief flash of light shimmers across the roots- -wHAT ARE YOU DOING RANDOM PERSON- -LEAVE-
29 Apr 13, 09:19 PM
Hazama: Unforgivable sliiights~! Inarticlate seething~! Hatred, sobbing and dying in a darkened blood red sky~!
29 Apr 13, 09:19 PM
Richard: Well someone has some serious problems.
29 Apr 13, 09:18 PM
Dave Strider: *Ages the flames away in moments* *i am not* *in the mood* *for this grand scale of bullshit*
29 Apr 13, 09:18 PM
Hazama: BUT WHEN YOU'RE FILLED WITH FEAR. IT'S SUPER CLEAR. THAT NOW I'M IN A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH YOU.
29 Apr 13, 09:18 PM
Edward Elric: -strolls on in with his hands in his pocket's-
29 Apr 13, 09:18 PM
Richard: *sets Dave's shoes on fire*
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Dave Strider: *try it zombie wizard dude* *i fucking double dare you*
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Hazama: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORLD! A BLOODY SCREAMING HELL PURVIEW!
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Richard: *seriously considers lighting Dave on fire*
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Dave Strider: *WOAH SHIT*
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Hazama: -SUDDENLY THE CARPET PICKS UP- -THE ENTIRE ICC-
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Richard: Mood killer.
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Hazama: Oh, okay you piece of shit, we'll do this the hard way.
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Nova: -just sits there as a background fixture-
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Dave Strider: Fuck this noise. *Turns to float out*
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Dave Strider: *yeeeeeeeah fuck that* *Floats out of the way*
29 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Richard: I approve wholeheartedly.
29 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Hazama: The oh-so numerous deaths of you! No one to tell me no! I'll let you go! If you just start singing~~
29 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Richard: Hmm. Impromptu musical number.
29 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Alex deLarge: -takes a seat- -i guess- -apocalypse is p cool-
29 Apr 13, 09:13 PM
Hazama: -/FLYING CARPET.EXE- ...A whole new wooooooooooorld~! -it and Hazama on top of it attempt to swoop off and abduct Dave for a mAGIC CARPET RIDE-
29 Apr 13, 09:13 PM
Nova: -alright time to grow a bit more- -the roots then go through the wall on the opposite side of the room- -sup guys-
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Richard: *indicates Dave with a jerk of his thumb* Who invited the killjoy over there?
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Alex deLarge: Well, isn't this just a dobby old raz? -watches the roots- -oh-
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Hazama: But yeah, Dave...it's pretty impressive. Outside is so different...you could almost say it was...
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Nova: -you suuuuuck- -stop giving me flowers they're too pretty to eat but I have to eat them aNYWAYS-
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Dave Strider: ... *urge* *to spend the rest of my life throwing time clones at you until you curl up and DIE* *RAPIDLY RISING*
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Hazama: Yeah, like, an hour ago.
29 Apr 13, 09:11 PM
Richard: *bURSTS THROUGH THE OPPOSITE WALL* DID SOMEONE SAY BIRTHDAY
29 Apr 13, 09:11 PM
Hazama: Hahahah! Oh, hello to you Shio, you marvelous creature! Hahahaha! -spreads flowers across the roots-
29 Apr 13, 09:11 PM
Nova: -and a brief lightshow of red and blue- -fUCK YOU HAZAMA-
29 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Nova: -roots casually go through the wall-
29 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Hazama: But yeah...outside, Dave. Pretty chaotic, huh?
29 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Hazama: Oh, hey, Alex, food's in the fridge, if you want some.
29 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Dave Strider: ... *already done with ur shit haama*
29 Apr 13, 09:09 PM
Hazama: Oh hey other...dude.
29 Apr 13, 09:09 PM
Alex deLarge: -strolls in- -i guess- -how did u even survive alex??-
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Hazama: It's pretty neat!
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Hazama: It's my Birthday! So, basically, I get to warp reality and shit for a day or some shit and ruin everything.
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Hazama: Oh yeah, that was totally all me! All of it! Even your...ahem..hehehe...anyway!
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Killian Jones: * omg killian i cannot spell ur name tonight
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Hazama: -I know I'm commenting on the TVs-
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Kiillian Jones: -u r a pirate :]-
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Dave Strider: ...I mighta fuckin' guessed.
29 Apr 13, 09:07 PM
Kilian Jones: -IS IN STORYBROOKE- -SAILING ON THE TIDAL WAVES-
29 Apr 13, 09:07 PM
Hazama: And....pirate.
29 Apr 13, 09:07 PM
Hazama: Oh, hey Dave!
29 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Kilian Jones: -YOU ARE A PIRATE-
29 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Kilian Jones: -IS SAILING ALL OVER THE WAVES-
29 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Kilian Jones: -MEANWHILE AT STORYBROOKE-
29 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Dave Strider: *Floats in* *who the fuck is responsible for this shitstorm outside* *i will srsly smack a bitch*
29 Apr 13, 09:04 PM
Hazama: Tch...if you really wanted to congratulate me, you'd have did the damn musical number.
29 Apr 13, 09:04 PM
Pitch Black: At any rate, congratulations on your... birthday. -B(- -disappears-
29 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Hazama: ...Oh. Whatever, asshole.
29 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Hazama: I can show you the world....burning, miserable hatred...
29 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Pitch Black: No. -MIST-
29 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Hazama: -sUDDENLY FLYING CARPET-
29 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Hazama: -grabs Pitch's hand-
29 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Hazama: Let me show you Pitch~!
29 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Hazama: Hahaha! In fact,t here's a whole universe out there for a little bit anyway, filled with all sorts of wonders!
29 Apr 13, 09:01 PM
Pitch Black: Well, still, birthdays make people... happy. I hate when people are happy.
29 Apr 13, 09:01 PM
Hazama: So? I happen to like plenty of things that have nothing to do with hate! Or despair or dismay or anything else like that.
29 Apr 13, 08:59 PM
Pitch Black: ... Well, they certainly have nothing to do with fear.
29 Apr 13, 08:59 PM
Hazama: So...?
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Pitch Black: Honestly, I hate birthdays. They're so... -e___e-
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: Thanks budddddddy. -chuckles-
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: Oh! Hey! Friendship! Wowie! And they say love can't bloom!
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: Have fun!
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: For like, three hours. Until it collapses in on itself.
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Pitch Black: Actually, I came to... congratulate you, or whatever it is you're supposed to do.
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: Well, whatever. Anyway, I went and got you that world of fear you're always blabbing about.
29 Apr 13, 08:57 PM
Pitch Black: ...No, thank you.
29 Apr 13, 08:57 PM
Hazama: Hey Pitch! Egg?
29 Apr 13, 08:56 PM
Pitch Black: -walks in-
29 Apr 13, 08:51 PM
Hazama: -casually plays- -a pokemon game- -as the world burns around him and outside him- -and he enjoys fine, kagutsuchi-based dinning-
29 Apr 13, 08:45 PM
Kyubey: -walks out- -lol apocalypses outside- -what apocalypses-
29 Apr 13, 08:44 PM
Hazama: So! What'd ya' get me?
29 Apr 13, 08:44 PM
Hazama: Awww, how nice!
29 Apr 13, 08:42 PM
Doc Scratch: But of course.
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Hazama: I mean, lessons on how to live with being short.
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Hazama: Could you give short lessons to Mithos?
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Hazama: Oh hey, I was actually thinking.
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Hazama: -lol I just want to see if you'll be an ass or not-
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Doc Scratch: *did you seriously just ask that haama*
29 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Hazama: Because it's my Birthday, and you wouldn't dream of being a stubborn asshole about eating a damn egg?
29 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Kyubey: Then do you have no sensation of taste? -casually eats an egg- -coobie you don't even- -taste things-
29 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Doc Scratch: But I see no point in it.
29 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Doc Scratch: I could.
29 Apr 13, 08:38 PM
Hazama: I mean, can't you just materliaze yourself a mouth?
29 Apr 13, 08:38 PM
Hazama: -aWESOME- -ouroborouses the fridge- -to opne the door- -and then ouroborouses again- -to zip out a fINE PLATE OF KAGUTSUCHI PUFFERFISH-
29 Apr 13, 08:38 PM
Doc Scratch: No thank you. I am incapable of eating.
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
The Unown: -they chirp and- -dO THIS TERRIBLE DEED-
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Hazama: Oh hey Scratch! Egg? -offers one to him-
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Doc Scratch: I am almost impressed.
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Hazama: Hey, unown. I want every single dish in America to be replaced with Kagutsuchi Pufferfish. I man, except for my eggs.
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Doc Scratch: You really have made a marvelous mess of things, Hazama.
29 Apr 13, 08:36 PM
Hazama: -eats a packet of delicious- -chicken nuggers-
29 Apr 13, 08:36 PM
Kyubey: So it seems. And after you created so many fitting situations for them!
29 Apr 13, 08:35 PM
Hazama: Ain't it just? I'm actually waiting for the "protags" to come and clean the mess up for fun and profit, but they're taking a long ass time, huh?
29 Apr 13, 08:33 PM
Kyubey: That's not a very long time at all. How unfortunate!
29 Apr 13, 08:33 PM
Hazama: Oh, like, three hours.
29 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Hazama: -castagnier is promptly received by a roaming band of fascist black shirts that decide to arbitrarily beat the stuffing out of him-
29 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Kyubey: So how long do you expect this dimension to last, after that?
29 Apr 13, 08:29 PM
Castagnier: -just- -slowly crawls out of the room-
29 Apr 13, 08:28 PM
Kyubey: Oh, I see. -you sure are italicizing a lot-
29 Apr 13, 08:27 PM
Hazama: No, it's because I think it looks horrible but it's my BIRTHDAY so you need to wear something festive.
29 Apr 13, 08:27 PM
Lucifer Morningstar: -all the amused- -but lol, warps the fuck out of reality to exempt himself from the heat vision and whatnot- Quite the list you had, there.
29 Apr 13, 08:26 PM
Kyubey: Is this a gift? -mOST ADORABLE THING IN THE ROOM- -TREMBLE IN AWE, MORTALS-
29 Apr 13, 08:26 PM
The Unown: -it happens- -cuteness factor has now risen by twenty thousand points-
29 Apr 13, 08:25 PM
Hazama: Hey, Unown, get Kyubey one of those adorable little sweaters that people make dogs wear for some reason and a funny hat.
29 Apr 13, 08:25 PM
Hazama: Awww! Thanks Kyubey!
29 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
Kyubey: ...How flamboyant. Happy birthday, Hazama!
29 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
The Unown: -they orbit in the centre of the room-
29 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
Hazama: -OHALGHARGAERLGARG- -THE WORLD IS BURNING- -ALL HOPE IS LOST- -LASERS- -DEAD MOUNT EVERYWHERE- -ATROCITIES EVERYWHERE- -EVERYWHERE IS DEATH AND CHAOS-
29 Apr 13, 08:23 PM
Castagnier: -how are we not all immediately dead- -trips and just curls up trying to wait out the insanity-
29 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
Hazama: Happy Birthday to me~~...Happy Birthday to me~~~....
29 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
The Unown: -done- -sorry storybrooke-
29 Apr 13, 08:21 PM
Hazama: Thaaanks!~
29 Apr 13, 08:21 PM
Hazama: Oh, hey, Unown, could you also submerge Storybrooke in an unending string of relentless tidal waves?
29 Apr 13, 08:20 PM
The Unown: -aND EVERYTHING IS GRANTED OKAY I AM NOT SUMMING UP THAT LIST-
29 Apr 13, 08:20 PM
Castagnier: -holy shit- -flails around blindly- -the fuck is happening-
29 Apr 13, 08:20 PM
The Unown: -sUDDENLY TELEVISIONS AND A HUGE CAKE- -and lots of fire and brimstone- -and a few nova roots passing through the walls-
29 Apr 13, 08:20 PM
Hazama: Oh oh! And everyone had uncontrollable heat vision!
29 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
Hazama: Also, I demand that whoever I call a "troglodyte" has to feed me the eggs at my leisure, and that they'd never run out.
29 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
The Unown: -they're just- -glowing and circling- -and everything is slowly being granted- -like an inevitable tide of absurdity-
29 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
Hazama: Oh! And an arm chair would be nice too.
29 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
Hazama: *plasma screen TVs in HD, all around the ICC.
29 Apr 13, 08:18 PM
Hazama: ...Oh! And a big ass cake! Like shit! Big ass cake! And every single disaster I just mentioned somehow wouldn't affect my comfort or harm me in any way, and were all televised on twelve enourmas*
29 Apr 13, 08:18 PM
Hazama: ...Dogs could see in color, cats were banned, the Glen Beck Show was shown on every channel at all times, fire and brimstone filled the land, Dave's apple juice was all piss...
29 Apr 13, 08:17 PM
Hazama: ....All vampires in the world suddenly began growing Pumpkin-shaped and sized tumors all over there body, pertruding in violent manners, humans could see in the ultraviolet spectrum...
29 Apr 13, 08:16 PM
Hazama: ....The TARDIS was replaced with a giant gingerbread house, there were twelve horsemen of the apocolpyse and they were all fighting among themselves, Mithos was like, two feet tall....
29 Apr 13, 08:16 PM
Castagnier: .... -the fuck-
29 Apr 13, 08:16 PM
Hazama: ...Benito Mussolini's Blackshirts gained super powers and began fighting democracy wherever it was, zombies roamed the planet, Lord English was already here right now....
29 Apr 13, 08:15 PM
The Unown: -they swirl and- -wOW THAT'S A LOT OF EGGS- -and pogo sticks- -and... birthday decorations-
29 Apr 13, 08:15 PM
Hazama: I wish, in order! Shio was Nova, Cthulhu was risen, Heaven and Hell were locked in mortal combat, the moon was actually an enourmas sentient malevolent eyeball, the Nazis were back in power...
29 Apr 13, 08:14 PM
Michael da Angel!!: -flies in!!!- fite me lucy :OOOO -bites ur nose-
29 Apr 13, 08:14 PM
Hazama: I wish, AHEM, hem hem hem...
29 Apr 13, 08:14 PM
Hazama: Okay! So let's get to the actual bread and butter!
29 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
Hazama: -yes- -both of those statements are accurate-
29 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
Hazama: ...Oh! Let's have a...huge ass bunch of decorations in here too! Balloons, streamers, that whole thing...oh! I also wish to be untouchable for the rest of the day. I mean, it is my special day.
29 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
The Unown: -are any of those actual wishes or are you thinking out loud-
29 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
Hazama: Ummmm...let's see...like. Twelve pogo sticks, at least three thousand freshly boiled eggs...IN COINTAINERS, might I add...
29 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Hazama: Global tide disruption...um...I guess I could go with Antartica melting...aaaaah...hmmm...
29 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Kyubey: -wow cast is it not obvious- -what I'm doing- -wow-
29 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Hazama: I wish for...ah...oh, let's start easy.
29 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Hazama: Yeaaaah, okay...so let's see...um...
29 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
The Unown: you have wishes let us hear them -oh my god unown your judgement is- -terrible-
29 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
Castagnier: -what- -i finally worked up the courage to do this and you tell me to wait- -scowls- Fine.
29 Apr 13, 08:09 PM
Kyubey: ...Perhaps it would be best to wait. It is dangerous to channel any kind of energy when the Unown are here. -can't you feel that psychic feedback- -if I could get headaches, man-
29 Apr 13, 08:07 PM
Lucifer Morningstar: -all the hiveminds-
29 Apr 13, 08:07 PM
Hazama: I got some wishes to make, and they're going to wreck a lot of shit, so let's make this chop chop...
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Hazama: Yeah, hi!
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Castagnier: -turns back to Kyubey- Grant my wish! Make a contract with me!
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
The Unown: -wELL GUESS WHAT- -hi guys-
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Lucifer Morningstar: -sorry Hazama- -I do not even have a single fuck to give- -siiiiip- -vaguely interested in this whole proceeding-
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Castagnier: I don't give a shit!
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Kyubey: ... -pauses-
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Hazama: Shuush! Can't you see I'm on the phone?!
29 Apr 13, 08:05 PM
Castagnier: Hey, wait! -haama what- -don't interfere >:T-
29 Apr 13, 08:05 PM
Hazama: I want Castagnier to suffer more, okay? Thanks, wow, lots of love.
29 Apr 13, 08:05 PM
Hazama: Hey, Kyubey, don't do that.
29 Apr 13, 08:04 PM
Castagnier: I wish that the two minds, trapped within my own, known as Emil and Ratatosk, to be freed, and their own persons again, with everyone's memories of them to be recovered fully.
29 Apr 13, 08:04 PM
Hazama: -takes out his cell phone- -and calls the- -Unown-
29 Apr 13, 08:04 PM
Hazama: ... -looks down at his wristwatch- Oh hey-hey-hey! It's that time of day!
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The One Above All: *returns to his place among the folds between dimensions*
29 Apr 13, 10:08 PM
The One Above All: *fondly regards creation*
29 Apr 13, 10:05 PM
Unown: -hEY GUYS LISTEN UP- -REALITY WARPERS WANT THIS FIXED- -EVERYTHING NEVER HAPPENED-
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Unown: -they chirp an affirmation-
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Tim Curry Pollution: TOXIC LOVE :]
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Tim Curry Pollution: SLIIIIIIIIME UP ABOVEThe One Above All: *returns to his place among the folds between dimensions*
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Hey, Unown, now that the world is in flames, I undo all my earlier wishes made today.
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Tim Curry Pollution: SLIIIIIME BENEATH ME
29 Apr 13, 10:04 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Well, I think that's enough Birthday for today...
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -pUNTS MITHOS OFF THE FLYING CARPET-
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Mithos: -teleports out-
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Mithos: Fuck you, Hazama.
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Also you're like, two feet tall, haw haw haw, that must suck.
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: I did it for me.
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Hahahahaha no, I'm just fucking with you.
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Captain Planet: -stops pollution-
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Mithos: -guys don't cockblock-
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Captain Planet: I'm your powers combined!
29 Apr 13, 10:03 PM
Mithos: -sCRATCH THAT-
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Yog-Sothoth: -COMBINES HIS POWERS WITH THE ONE ABOVE ALL-
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Mithos: -oh-
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Mithos: I need his love... to redeem me.
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Yuuki Terumi: I did it...for us.
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Edward Elric: -staaaares at her- You've got a weird sense of humor. Has anyone ever told you that?
29 Apr 13, 10:02 PM
Mithos: I'll go find Genis, then.
29 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
The One Above All: *THIS ABSURDITY IS TOO MUCH TO OVERCOME ALONE*
29 Apr 13, 10:01 PM
Yog-Sothoth: -it'S GOTTEN TOO POWERFUL-
29 Apr 13, 10:00 PM
Mithos: ...
29 Apr 13, 10:00 PM
Yuuki Terumi: No.
29 Apr 13, 09:59 PM
Jax: *looks around at the vanished water, ... decides to stay on book shelf for he is feeling too lazy to climb back down*
29 Apr 13, 09:59 PM
Mithos: Hazama-senpai... I saw all this chaos... did you do this for me?
29 Apr 13, 09:59 PM
Mithos: -he's an angel so- -automatic win!-
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -is struck in awe- -of dAWN AND TWILIGHT-
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Jax: *puts on shades as Mithos desends* "Gah... too early for it dis bright... or too late.. whatever..*
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Yog-Sothoth: -fIXES AM-
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Yog-Sothoth: -ok- -no-
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Discord: *and suddenly the ceiling was the floor and vice versa*
29 Apr 13, 09:58 PM
Mithos: -he is the embodiment of dawn and twilight- -his wings are like shards of stained rainbow glass-
29 Apr 13, 09:57 PM
Mithos: -descends in a ray of holy light as an angelic chorus sings-
29 Apr 13, 09:57 PM
Mithos: -no scratch that-
29 Apr 13, 09:57 PM
Mithos: -walks in-
29 Apr 13, 09:57 PM
Loki Laufeyson: WHEN WAFFLEZ BETRAYED ME HE MADE A MIS- -explodes-
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Loki Laufeyson: I WAS ONCE THE MOST MYSTICAL MAN IN ASGARD
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Jax: *looks at the oncoming water and starts climbing a nearby bookshelf, sits ontop and takes a sip from his flask.* -... ... Jax can not float...literally.-
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Loki Laufeyson: *
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
The Corsair: TT Capsule. Type 70. -Oswin where are you come put this in human friendly terms- to put it simply, both a time machine and space ship
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
The Condesce: -rifts out-
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Loki Laufeyson: AND THE LAST OF WAFFLEZ'S OCS WILL DIIIIIIIE.
29 Apr 13, 09:56 PM
Loki Laufeyson: NOW MY DARK PURPOSE WILL BE FULFILLED
29 Apr 13, 09:55 PM
The Condesce: -floods the room-
29 Apr 13, 09:54 PM
Edward Elric: -snorts lightly at that- Yeah, yeah time travel. -wow you're an actual crazy person aren't you- -looks around- What is this thing anyway?
29 Apr 13, 09:54 PM
The Master: -walks out-
29 Apr 13, 09:54 PM
The Master: ....
29 Apr 13, 09:54 PM
Jax: "... Is Galllifrey some sort of strip club?"
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
The Master: ~GALLIFREY~
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
The Master: YOU, WV, WILL LEAD ME TO
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
Wayward Vagabond: more or less.
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
The Master: IT INCLUDES YOU
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
The Master: I HAVE A PLAN
29 Apr 13, 09:53 PM
Jax: "... Because god hates ya?" -... couldn't resist-
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Wayward Vagabond: I MISS MY FRIENDS THEY ARE ALL DEAD WHY DID JACK NOIR KILL MY FRIENDS
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Wayward Vagabond: NO ONE IS SINGING ALONG
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Jax: *looks at the 'mayor' and changes his mind again and pulls out the hip flask* "Ah am way taaaaaa sober for dis"
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Andrew Hussie: *walks out*
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Wayward Vagabond: WHY AM I SINGING THIS SONG
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Andrew Hussie: Fuck it, I don't even care anymore.
29 Apr 13, 09:52 PM
Wayward Vagabond: MY MYSTIQUE, EVER SO MEEK, BUT ALWAYS SO CHARMING
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Dean Winchester: ...Screw that, I'm drinking. -walks out- -:]-
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Wayward Vagabond: MY SASH ALL WITH MY CANS, MAYOR OF CANTOWN
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Jax: *blinks at the random carnage and sits down to smoke a cig and reach into a pocket of his trench coat for a hipflask, looks around.. puts it back.*
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Wayward Vagabond: WV YES IT IS ME HERE IN THE RUNWAY
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Dean Winchester: ....That dick. -gestures to Hazama-
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Dean Winchester: TO DEFEAT
29 Apr 13, 09:51 PM
Dean Winchester: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
The Corsair: Not unless you're comfortable with time travel. -smirks- -welcome to AM, Ed-
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
A Horde of Dersites: -OKAY FUCK IT ICON- -blasted back-
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
The Condesce: ---ERIDAN! where's my fuckin statue?
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
A Horde of Dersites: *
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
The Condesce: -blasts the dersites-
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
The Condesce: no fuck that I'm the queen here
29 Apr 13, 09:50 PM
A Horde of Dersites: MAKE WAAAAAY...FOR WV.
29 Apr 13, 09:49 PM
Jax: -... this is AM... What did you expect Yog?-
29 Apr 13, 09:49 PM
A Horde of Dersites: MAAAAKE WAAAAAY...FOR WV.
29 Apr 13, 09:49 PM
Yog-Sothoth: .... -omfg this fuCKS WITH LIKE SEVENTY DIFFERENT TIMELINES-
29 Apr 13, 09:49 PM
Andrew Hussie: AND NOT ONE SINGLE FUCK WILL BE GIIIIIIIVEN!
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Edward Elric: -scratches idly at the back of his head- Is there a third option?
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Andrew Hussie: ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIE! AND ALL OF THE READERS WILL CRY!
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Jax: *looks in as he enters through the door* "... What... da hell ass balls?... .... okay dat is the last time ah buy expired jerky."
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Loki Laufeyson: Or say I'm not conquering! -suddenly CHITAURI ALL OVER THE PLACE :]-
29 Apr 13, 09:48 PM
Loki Laufeyson: No no-one tell me no, or where to go
29 Apr 13, 09:47 PM
The Condesce: what the fuck is this prawn ass shit
29 Apr 13, 09:47 PM
Loki Laufeyson: A new, fantastic world to take...!
29 Apr 13, 09:47 PM
Andrew Hussie: PLOT HOLES DON'T OVERCOME THE SOOOOOOOORROW!
29 Apr 13, 09:46 PM
Loki Laufeyson: A whole new woooorld...
29 Apr 13, 09:45 PM
The Condesce: yo fuckas what'd I miss
29 Apr 13, 09:45 PM
Andrew Hussie: *cRASHES IN*
29 Apr 13, 09:45 PM
The Corsair: Then answer me this: would you rather be walking about out there, dodging all-consuming Nova roots...or here, far removed from the situation as a whole?
29 Apr 13, 09:44 PM
Madoka: -I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE-
29 Apr 13, 09:44 PM
Madoka: -aND THEN LEAVES- -gOD HAZAMA-
29 Apr 13, 09:44 PM
Edward Elric: -scrunches up his face and folds his arms across his chest- -mutters- They're kinda hard to miss.
29 Apr 13, 09:43 PM
Madoka: -inspires Cthulhu to continue removing distasteful political commentary-
29 Apr 13, 09:43 PM
Yuuki Terumi: You see what I did there, I referenced The Room, now you have no power here.
29 Apr 13, 09:43 PM
Yuuki Terumi: HYOU COULDN'T KILL ME IF YOU TRIED.
29 Apr 13, 09:43 PM
Cthulhu: -disapproves of distasteful political commentary- -constumes both Glen Beck and evilobama-
29 Apr 13, 09:42 PM
Etrigan: -rips off Glenn Beck's head-
29 Apr 13, 09:42 PM
The Corsair: Have you not noticed the multiple apocalypses outside? -arches a brow-
29 Apr 13, 09:42 PM
Barack HUSSEIN Obama: A whole new wooooorld
29 Apr 13, 09:41 PM
Madoka: If you're going to be rude, I'll ruin your party.
29 Apr 13, 09:41 PM
Edward Elric: -pulled in and flails- Hey what's the big idea??
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Bitch, if you're not going to phrase that into a song, get the hell out.
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Glenn Beck: I can show you AMERICA.
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Glenn Beck: Actually, no I can't.
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Glenn Beck: I can show you the woooorld!
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Madoka: Don't be too hard on him, Nyarlathotep!
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Madoka: Um... it was a very nice try, still!
29 Apr 13, 09:40 PM
Cthulhu: -punched-
29 Apr 13, 09:39 PM
The Corsair: -sure why not- -collects Dave as well, before getting the hell away from the insanity-
29 Apr 13, 09:39 PM
Captain Marvel: -punches Cthulhu-
29 Apr 13, 09:39 PM
Nyarlathotep: Cthulhu you stupid fuck. You broke the rhyme. The song structure is weeping.
29 Apr 13, 09:38 PM
Dave Strider: *hey corsair* *room for one more*
29 Apr 13, 09:38 PM
Cthulhu: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
29 Apr 13, 09:36 PM
Cthulhu: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOORLD
29 Apr 13, 09:36 PM
Jack Noir: FINE LET'S JUST CONTINUE THE FUCK ON.
29 Apr 13, 09:36 PM
Lord English: SHUT THE FUCK UP JACK. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN SINGING EARLIER.
29 Apr 13, 09:35 PM
Jack Noir: God fucking damn it, English, you ruined the fucking duet.
Lord English: I'LL SATE MY HATE IN SCREAMING.
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
Jack Noir: THAT I AM IN ANOTHER REALM WITH YOU.
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
Lord English: TEN THOUSAND MORE IN FACT. THAT I'LL ATTACK.
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
The Corsair: -driveby drags Ed into her TARDIS- I'm not sure if you're just blind, or you have a death wish. B(
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
Jack Noir: IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR.
29 Apr 13, 09:32 PM
Jack Noir: BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE.
29 Apr 13, 09:31 PM
Lord English: ANOTHER REALM I'M ALREADY AT.
29 Apr 13, 09:31 PM
Lord English: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
29 Apr 13, 09:30 PM
Richard: *holds up a sign* [Muffled sounds of chaos and destruction in the distance.]
29 Apr 13, 09:30 PM
Hazama: Wow, nicely done GHB, beautiful, I didn't know you were a tenor!
29 Apr 13, 09:29 PM
The Grand Highblood: *maniacal highblood cackling into the distance*
29 Apr 13, 09:29 PM
Nova: -man if I wasn't busy eating most of the continent- -I would be so done- -with this song-
29 Apr 13, 09:29 PM
Richard: Excellent voice range and projection.
29 Apr 13, 09:29 PM
Richard: GREAT WINDSOCKS OF THE FIFTH ARCHMAGE
29 Apr 13, 09:27 PM
The Grand Highblood: INTO A DREADFUL, CATASTROPHIC FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT~
29 Apr 13, 09:27 PM
The Grand Highblood: WATCH HOW THE CITIES BURN, AND NORMAL TURNS
29 Apr 13, 09:27 PM
The Grand Highblood: JUST SIT BACK, ENJOY THE SIGHT
29 Apr 13, 09:27 PM
The Grand Highblood: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
29 Apr 13, 09:23 PM
: *then suddenly* *from some distant, unflooded peak*29 Apr 13, 09:22 PM
Richard: Though personally I wouldn't be averse to crashing into Cthulhu.
29 Apr 13, 09:22 PM
Richard: Someone best start singing. Because I'm not going to.
29 Apr 13, 09:21 PM
Richard: AVAST YE HORRID CURRS
29 Apr 13, 09:21 PM
Edward Elric: -staaaaares- -baaaaaaaacks right on out- -place is friggen weird-
29 Apr 13, 09:21 PM
Alex deLarge: .... -omg what even-
29 Apr 13, 09:20 PM
Hazama: FUCKERS BEST START PICKING UP THE SLACK OR I WILL TURN THIS MUSICAL NUMBER RIGHT BACK AROUND AND CRASH US INTO THE CTHULHU FIGHT.
29 Apr 13, 09:19 PM
Nova: -a brief flash of light shimmers across the roots- -wHAT ARE YOU DOING RANDOM PERSON- -LEAVE-
29 Apr 13, 09:19 PM
Hazama: Unforgivable sliiights~! Inarticlate seething~! Hatred, sobbing and dying in a darkened blood red sky~!
29 Apr 13, 09:19 PM
Richard: Well someone has some serious problems.
29 Apr 13, 09:18 PM
Dave Strider: *Ages the flames away in moments* *i am not* *in the mood* *for this grand scale of bullshit*
29 Apr 13, 09:18 PM
Hazama: BUT WHEN YOU'RE FILLED WITH FEAR. IT'S SUPER CLEAR. THAT NOW I'M IN A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH YOU.
29 Apr 13, 09:18 PM
Edward Elric: -strolls on in with his hands in his pocket's-
29 Apr 13, 09:18 PM
Richard: *sets Dave's shoes on fire*
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Dave Strider: *try it zombie wizard dude* *i fucking double dare you*
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Hazama: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORLD! A BLOODY SCREAMING HELL PURVIEW!
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Richard: *seriously considers lighting Dave on fire*
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Dave Strider: *WOAH SHIT*
29 Apr 13, 09:16 PM
Hazama: -SUDDENLY THE CARPET PICKS UP- -THE ENTIRE ICC-
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Richard: Mood killer.
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Hazama: Oh, okay you piece of shit, we'll do this the hard way.
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Nova: -just sits there as a background fixture-
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Dave Strider: Fuck this noise. *Turns to float out*
29 Apr 13, 09:15 PM
Dave Strider: *yeeeeeeeah fuck that* *Floats out of the way*
29 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Richard: I approve wholeheartedly.
29 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Hazama: The oh-so numerous deaths of you! No one to tell me no! I'll let you go! If you just start singing~~
29 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Richard: Hmm. Impromptu musical number.
29 Apr 13, 09:14 PM
Alex deLarge: -takes a seat- -i guess- -apocalypse is p cool-
29 Apr 13, 09:13 PM
Hazama: -/FLYING CARPET.EXE- ...A whole new wooooooooooorld~! -it and Hazama on top of it attempt to swoop off and abduct Dave for a mAGIC CARPET RIDE-
29 Apr 13, 09:13 PM
Nova: -alright time to grow a bit more- -the roots then go through the wall on the opposite side of the room- -sup guys-
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Richard: *indicates Dave with a jerk of his thumb* Who invited the killjoy over there?
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Alex deLarge: Well, isn't this just a dobby old raz? -watches the roots- -oh-
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Hazama: But yeah, Dave...it's pretty impressive. Outside is so different...you could almost say it was...
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Nova: -you suuuuuck- -stop giving me flowers they're too pretty to eat but I have to eat them aNYWAYS-
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Dave Strider: ... *urge* *to spend the rest of my life throwing time clones at you until you curl up and DIE* *RAPIDLY RISING*
29 Apr 13, 09:12 PM
Hazama: Yeah, like, an hour ago.
29 Apr 13, 09:11 PM
Richard: *bURSTS THROUGH THE OPPOSITE WALL* DID SOMEONE SAY BIRTHDAY
29 Apr 13, 09:11 PM
Hazama: Hahahah! Oh, hello to you Shio, you marvelous creature! Hahahaha! -spreads flowers across the roots-
29 Apr 13, 09:11 PM
Nova: -and a brief lightshow of red and blue- -fUCK YOU HAZAMA-
29 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Nova: -roots casually go through the wall-
29 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Hazama: But yeah...outside, Dave. Pretty chaotic, huh?
29 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Hazama: Oh, hey, Alex, food's in the fridge, if you want some.
29 Apr 13, 09:10 PM
Dave Strider: ... *already done with ur shit haama*
29 Apr 13, 09:09 PM
Hazama: Oh hey other...dude.
29 Apr 13, 09:09 PM
Alex deLarge: -strolls in- -i guess- -how did u even survive alex?
?-29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Hazama: It's pretty neat!
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Hazama: It's my Birthday! So, basically, I get to warp reality and shit for a day or some shit and ruin everything.
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Hazama: Oh yeah, that was totally all me! All of it! Even your...ahem..hehehe...anyway!
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Killian Jones: * omg killian i cannot spell ur name tonight
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Hazama: -I know I'm commenting on the TVs-
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Kiillian Jones: -u r a pirate :]-
29 Apr 13, 09:08 PM
Dave Strider: ...I mighta fuckin' guessed.
29 Apr 13, 09:07 PM
Kilian Jones: -IS IN STORYBROOKE- -SAILING ON THE TIDAL WAVES-
29 Apr 13, 09:07 PM
Hazama: And....pirate.
29 Apr 13, 09:07 PM
Hazama: Oh, hey Dave!
29 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Kilian Jones: -YOU ARE A PIRATE-
29 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Kilian Jones: -IS SAILING ALL OVER THE WAVES-
29 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Kilian Jones: -MEANWHILE AT STORYBROOKE-
29 Apr 13, 09:06 PM
Dave Strider: *Floats in* *who the fuck is responsible for this shitstorm outside* *i will srsly smack a bitch*
29 Apr 13, 09:04 PM
Hazama: Tch...if you really wanted to congratulate me, you'd have did the damn musical number.
29 Apr 13, 09:04 PM
Pitch Black: At any rate, congratulations on your... birthday. -B(- -disappears-
29 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Hazama: ...Oh. Whatever, asshole.
29 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Hazama: I can show you the world....burning, miserable hatred...
29 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Pitch Black: No. -MIST-
29 Apr 13, 09:03 PM
Hazama: -sUDDENLY FLYING CARPET-
29 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Hazama: -grabs Pitch's hand-
29 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Hazama: Let me show you Pitch~!
29 Apr 13, 09:02 PM
Hazama: Hahaha! In fact,t here's a whole universe out there for a little bit anyway, filled with all sorts of wonders!
29 Apr 13, 09:01 PM
Pitch Black: Well, still, birthdays make people... happy. I hate when people are happy.
29 Apr 13, 09:01 PM
Hazama: So? I happen to like plenty of things that have nothing to do with hate! Or despair or dismay or anything else like that.
29 Apr 13, 08:59 PM
Pitch Black: ... Well, they certainly have nothing to do with fear.
29 Apr 13, 08:59 PM
Hazama: So...?
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Pitch Black: Honestly, I hate birthdays. They're so... -e___e-
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: Thanks budddddddy. -chuckles-
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: Oh! Hey! Friendship! Wowie! And they say love can't bloom!
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: Have fun!
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: For like, three hours. Until it collapses in on itself.
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Pitch Black: Actually, I came to... congratulate you, or whatever it is you're supposed to do.
29 Apr 13, 08:58 PM
Hazama: Well, whatever. Anyway, I went and got you that world of fear you're always blabbing about.
29 Apr 13, 08:57 PM
Pitch Black: ...No, thank you.
29 Apr 13, 08:57 PM
Hazama: Hey Pitch! Egg?
29 Apr 13, 08:56 PM
Pitch Black: -walks in-
29 Apr 13, 08:51 PM
Hazama: -casually plays- -a pokemon game- -as the world burns around him and outside him- -and he enjoys fine, kagutsuchi-based dinning-
29 Apr 13, 08:45 PM
Kyubey: -walks out- -lol apocalypses outside- -what apocalypses-
29 Apr 13, 08:44 PM
Hazama: So! What'd ya' get me?
29 Apr 13, 08:44 PM
Hazama: Awww, how nice!
29 Apr 13, 08:42 PM
Doc Scratch: But of course.
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Hazama: I mean, lessons on how to live with being short.
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Hazama: Could you give short lessons to Mithos?
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Hazama: Oh hey, I was actually thinking.
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Hazama: -lol I just want to see if you'll be an ass or not-
29 Apr 13, 08:41 PM
Doc Scratch: *did you seriously just ask that haama*
29 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Hazama: Because it's my Birthday, and you wouldn't dream of being a stubborn asshole about eating a damn egg?
29 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Kyubey: Then do you have no sensation of taste? -casually eats an egg- -coobie you don't even- -taste things-
29 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Doc Scratch: But I see no point in it.
29 Apr 13, 08:39 PM
Doc Scratch: I could.
29 Apr 13, 08:38 PM
Hazama: I mean, can't you just materliaze yourself a mouth?
29 Apr 13, 08:38 PM
Hazama: -aWESOME- -ouroborouses the fridge- -to opne the door- -and then ouroborouses again- -to zip out a fINE PLATE OF KAGUTSUCHI PUFFERFISH-
29 Apr 13, 08:38 PM
Doc Scratch: No thank you. I am incapable of eating.
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
The Unown: -they chirp and- -dO THIS TERRIBLE DEED-
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Hazama: Oh hey Scratch! Egg? -offers one to him-
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Doc Scratch: I am almost impressed.
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Hazama: Hey, unown. I want every single dish in America to be replaced with Kagutsuchi Pufferfish. I man, except for my eggs.
29 Apr 13, 08:37 PM
Doc Scratch: You really have made a marvelous mess of things, Hazama.
29 Apr 13, 08:36 PM
Hazama: -eats a packet of delicious- -chicken nuggers-
29 Apr 13, 08:36 PM
Kyubey: So it seems. And after you created so many fitting situations for them!
29 Apr 13, 08:35 PM
Hazama: Ain't it just? I'm actually waiting for the "protags" to come and clean the mess up for fun and profit, but they're taking a long ass time, huh?
29 Apr 13, 08:33 PM
Kyubey: That's not a very long time at all. How unfortunate!
29 Apr 13, 08:33 PM
Hazama: Oh, like, three hours.
29 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Hazama: -castagnier is promptly received by a roaming band of fascist black shirts that decide to arbitrarily beat the stuffing out of him-
29 Apr 13, 08:32 PM
Kyubey: So how long do you expect this dimension to last, after that?
29 Apr 13, 08:29 PM
Castagnier: -just- -slowly crawls out of the room-
29 Apr 13, 08:28 PM
Kyubey: Oh, I see. -you sure are italicizing a lot-
29 Apr 13, 08:27 PM
Hazama: No, it's because I think it looks horrible but it's my BIRTHDAY so you need to wear something festive.
29 Apr 13, 08:27 PM
Lucifer Morningstar: -all the amused- -but lol, warps the fuck out of reality to exempt himself from the heat vision and whatnot- Quite the list you had, there.
29 Apr 13, 08:26 PM
Kyubey: Is this a gift? -mOST ADORABLE THING IN THE ROOM- -TREMBLE IN AWE, MORTALS-
29 Apr 13, 08:26 PM
The Unown: -it happens- -cuteness factor has now risen by twenty thousand points-
29 Apr 13, 08:25 PM
Hazama: Hey, Unown, get Kyubey one of those adorable little sweaters that people make dogs wear for some reason and a funny hat.
29 Apr 13, 08:25 PM
Hazama: Awww! Thanks Kyubey!
29 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
Kyubey: ...How flamboyant. Happy birthday, Hazama!
29 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
The Unown: -they orbit in the centre of the room-
29 Apr 13, 08:24 PM
Hazama: -OHALGHARGAERLGARG- -THE WORLD IS BURNING- -ALL HOPE IS LOST- -LASERS- -DEAD MOUNT EVERYWHERE- -ATROCITIES EVERYWHERE- -EVERYWHERE IS DEATH AND CHAOS-
29 Apr 13, 08:23 PM
Castagnier: -how are we not all immediately dead- -trips and just curls up trying to wait out the insanity-
29 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
Hazama: Happy Birthday to me~~...Happy Birthday to me~~~....
29 Apr 13, 08:22 PM
The Unown: -done- -sorry storybrooke-
29 Apr 13, 08:21 PM
Hazama: Thaaanks!~
29 Apr 13, 08:21 PM
Hazama: Oh, hey, Unown, could you also submerge Storybrooke in an unending string of relentless tidal waves?
29 Apr 13, 08:20 PM
The Unown: -aND EVERYTHING IS GRANTED OKAY I AM NOT SUMMING UP THAT LIST-
29 Apr 13, 08:20 PM
Castagnier: -holy shit- -flails around blindly- -the fuck is happening-
29 Apr 13, 08:20 PM
The Unown: -sUDDENLY TELEVISIONS AND A HUGE CAKE- -and lots of fire and brimstone- -and a few nova roots passing through the walls-
29 Apr 13, 08:20 PM
Hazama: Oh oh! And everyone had uncontrollable heat vision!
29 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
Hazama: Also, I demand that whoever I call a "troglodyte" has to feed me the eggs at my leisure, and that they'd never run out.
29 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
The Unown: -they're just- -glowing and circling- -and everything is slowly being granted- -like an inevitable tide of absurdity-
29 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
Hazama: Oh! And an arm chair would be nice too.
29 Apr 13, 08:19 PM
Hazama: *plasma screen TVs in HD, all around the ICC.
29 Apr 13, 08:18 PM
Hazama: ...Oh! And a big ass cake! Like shit! Big ass cake! And every single disaster I just mentioned somehow wouldn't affect my comfort or harm me in any way, and were all televised on twelve enourmas*
29 Apr 13, 08:18 PM
Hazama: ...Dogs could see in color, cats were banned, the Glen Beck Show was shown on every channel at all times, fire and brimstone filled the land, Dave's apple juice was all piss...
29 Apr 13, 08:17 PM
Hazama: ....All vampires in the world suddenly began growing Pumpkin-shaped and sized tumors all over there body, pertruding in violent manners, humans could see in the ultraviolet spectrum...
29 Apr 13, 08:16 PM
Hazama: ....The TARDIS was replaced with a giant gingerbread house, there were twelve horsemen of the apocolpyse and they were all fighting among themselves, Mithos was like, two feet tall....
29 Apr 13, 08:16 PM
Castagnier: .... -the fuck-
29 Apr 13, 08:16 PM
Hazama: ...Benito Mussolini's Blackshirts gained super powers and began fighting democracy wherever it was, zombies roamed the planet, Lord English was already here right now....
29 Apr 13, 08:15 PM
The Unown: -they swirl and- -wOW THAT'S A LOT OF EGGS- -and pogo sticks- -and... birthday decorations-
29 Apr 13, 08:15 PM
Hazama: I wish, in order! Shio was Nova, Cthulhu was risen, Heaven and Hell were locked in mortal combat, the moon was actually an enourmas sentient malevolent eyeball, the Nazis were back in power...
29 Apr 13, 08:14 PM
Michael da Angel!!: -flies in!!!- fite me lucy :OOOO -bites ur nose-
29 Apr 13, 08:14 PM
Hazama: I wish, AHEM, hem hem hem...
29 Apr 13, 08:14 PM
Hazama: Okay! So let's get to the actual bread and butter!
29 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
Hazama: -yes- -both of those statements are accurate-
29 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
Hazama: ...Oh! Let's have a...huge ass bunch of decorations in here too! Balloons, streamers, that whole thing...oh! I also wish to be untouchable for the rest of the day. I mean, it is my special day.
29 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
The Unown: -are any of those actual wishes or are you thinking out loud-
29 Apr 13, 08:13 PM
Hazama: Ummmm...let's see...like. Twelve pogo sticks, at least three thousand freshly boiled eggs...IN COINTAINERS, might I add...
29 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Hazama: Global tide disruption...um...I guess I could go with Antartica melting...aaaaah...hmmm...
29 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Kyubey: -wow cast is it not obvious- -what I'm doing- -wow-
29 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Hazama: I wish for...ah...oh, let's start easy.
29 Apr 13, 08:11 PM
Hazama: Yeaaaah, okay...so let's see...um...
29 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
The Unown: you have wishes let us hear them -oh my god unown your judgement is- -terrible-
29 Apr 13, 08:10 PM
Castagnier: -what- -i finally worked up the courage to do this and you tell me to wait- -scowls- Fine.
29 Apr 13, 08:09 PM
Kyubey: ...Perhaps it would be best to wait. It is dangerous to channel any kind of energy when the Unown are here. -can't you feel that psychic feedback- -if I could get headaches, man-
29 Apr 13, 08:07 PM
Lucifer Morningstar: -all the hiveminds-
29 Apr 13, 08:07 PM
Hazama: I got some wishes to make, and they're going to wreck a lot of shit, so let's make this chop chop...
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Hazama: Yeah, hi!
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Castagnier: -turns back to Kyubey- Grant my wish! Make a contract with me!
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
The Unown: -wELL GUESS WHAT- -hi guys-
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Lucifer Morningstar: -sorry Hazama- -I do not even have a single fuck to give- -siiiiip- -vaguely interested in this whole proceeding-
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Castagnier: I don't give a shit!
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Kyubey: ... -pauses-
29 Apr 13, 08:06 PM
Hazama: Shuush! Can't you see I'm on the phone?!
29 Apr 13, 08:05 PM
Castagnier: Hey, wait! -haama what- -don't interfere >:T-
29 Apr 13, 08:05 PM
Hazama: I want Castagnier to suffer more, okay? Thanks, wow, lots of love.
29 Apr 13, 08:05 PM
Hazama: Hey, Kyubey, don't do that.
29 Apr 13, 08:04 PM
Castagnier: I wish that the two minds, trapped within my own, known as Emil and Ratatosk, to be freed, and their own persons again, with everyone's memories of them to be recovered fully.
29 Apr 13, 08:04 PM
Hazama: -takes out his cell phone- -and calls the- -Unown-
29 Apr 13, 08:04 PM
Hazama: ... -looks down at his wristwatch- Oh hey-hey-hey! It's that time of day!
