Johnny [SPOOF CHAR]

[Johnny]

OOC/MISC CHARACTER NOTES

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^{Cbox Name:} Bobj1
^Nicknames: Bawb, Bahb
^{Main Account:} Sherlock
^{Who else do you play?:} i can't tell u eez confidenshal
^{How did you find us?:} I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU

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^Category: Canon ~ The Room
^Ranking: hero ha ha ha
^{Reason for being on AM:} what a story mark

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Johnny
you know what they say... love is blind

Basic Details

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^Age: no don't even ask

^Species: human

^{Physical Appearance:} 2handsome

^Personality: Johnny did naht heet Lisa. It'z naht troo. HE DID NAHT.

O hai personality section. Well, you know what they say... Love is blind. That applies too much for Johnny, who is stricken by love for his future wife Lisa. He is so glad to have Mark as his best friend and he loves Lisa so much. But Lisa said he hit her. HE DID NAAAAHT.

Johnny is your favorite customer. That's him. He is the guy who buys a dozen red roses and says 'HI DOGGY' every time. Whenever Johnny greets you he will be sure to say 'O HAI -insert your name here-' without fail. If he doesn't, he may explode. That's the idea!

Johnny is Mark's best friend. They are bet friends. Mark is Johnny's best friend. Johnny also has an affinity for oddly framed pictures of spoons because of his long lost cat, who was in fact a spoon. See that? That's a plot twist.

Johnny has a wide variety of anecdotes that he knows off the top of his head. He knows what they say - love is blind. He is wise and scholarly as well as exceptionally classy. He wears a tuxedo even when playing football. He enjoys football when wearing a tuxedo and when two feet away.

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Powers & Abilities

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• futball ha ha ha: johnny iz real good at throwing de futbal around wiff his friends ha ha ha ha.
  
  
• you're my favorite customer: johnny is everyone's favorite customer NO MATTER WHAT. he is just that good a guy.
  
  
• can i haf a dozen red roses pls: johnny can pull a dozen red roses out of nowhere and give them to you because he is a good guy ha ha ha.
  
  
• did you get the promotion: johnny is a banker and has many good ideas but the bank rips him off
  
  
• lez take him to da poleez: johnny can incapacitate anyone just by grabbing their arm and stating that he's going to take dem to da poleez. dis worked on chris-r.
  
  
• DON'T TACH ME: johnny cannot be harmed by anything because he doesn't like it.
  

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Main/Important Equipment

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• de futbal: johnny always has a futball ha ha ha
  
  
• tuxedo: he always wears tuxedo especially when playing futbal
  
  
• water bottle: to be thrown during a rage.
  
  
• spoons: johnny always has a spoon on hand for some odd reason.
  
  
• gun: taken from chris-r.
  

Weaknesses

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^{Psychological Flaws...}

• what a story mark: johnny always tells people that their story was great ha ha ha
  
  
• you know what they say...: love is blind. johnny loves lisa and lisa is his future wife but she cheated on him so now he is not very happy
  
  
• o hai mark: mark is his best friend but lisa cheated on johnny with him so johnny is sad.
  
  
• o hai denny: johnny is like a father to denny. but he doesn't say it much.
  

^{Physical Flaws...}

• I FED AHP WITH DIS WURLD: johnny can die because he is able 2 be killed
  

^{Other Flaws...}

• ha ha ha ha
  

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History....

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johnny was in love with lisa when he want to san francisco with two suitcases he didn't know he had. they fell in love and they lived together for seven years. johnny also met denny and mark who became his friends and johnny paid for denny 2 go 2 college but then lisa got bored with johnny while johnny tried to get a promotion and it was very close to their wedding day.

johnny didn't know that lisa was cheating on him with mark so he kept trying to get a promotion and trying to be good 2 lisa. but lisa said he hit him and that made johnny not very happy. and then denny was getting drugs from chris-r but johnny stopped chris-r from killing denny because he didn't have the money to pay for the drugs even though he just needed five minutes.

but then johny found out that lisa was cheating on him at his party which was close to their wedding day and lisa said she was pregnant before to make things interesting. johnny ruined his apartment and shot himself and he died but he came back for somerising.

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In Character RP Sample

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^{Theme Songs...?} The Room theme

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[The Trickster]

Enjoy your spoofy character XD