Lisa [SPOOF CHAR]

[Lisa]

OOC/MISC CHARACTER NOTES

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^{Cbox Name:} Meekseh
^Nicknames: Meeks, Meekz, Meks, Max (seems legit)
^{Main Account:} this one obviously Regina Mills
^{Who else do you play?:} TOO LAZY CHECK MY PLOT PAGE.
^{How did you find us?:} I just like to watch you guys :]

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^Category: The Room
^Ranking: Villain
^{Reason for being on AM:} this is a spoof character. just warning you right now. this is going to be the last serious statement you see on this application.

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Lisa
who are you calling a bitch?

Basic Details

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^Age: Timeless.

^Species: Human. We think.

^Personality: To be blunt, Lisa is really just...kind of a bitch. In a painfully obvious demonized portrayal of some very unfortunate ex-girlfriend of Tommy Wiseau's, she's depicted as being soulless, unreasonably selfish, and pointlessly manipulative for no real reason. Lisa doesn't need a reason to screw your life up, she just sort of does it. With the attention span of an average five year old, she very quickly grows bored with the people around her (especially Johnny) and decides she no longer wants them in her life.

It could be said that Lisa is some sort of potentially dangerous sociopath. She seems to care little for friends or family; when she was informed that her mother had breast cancer she more or less shrugged it off. If Lisa loves you one day, she may abruptly decide she no longer does the next, and develop a random sexual attraction for someone else. She is alarmed by most displays of emotion, often questioning "why are you so hysterical?" in response to them. She also has a habit of spontaneously lying about things, to make it interesting.

Lisa is very self-centered and has no time for the problems of others, preferring only to talk about herself. She also has a goldfish memory. The things she says are extremely repetitive, probably because she very rarely if ever takes note of people's reactions when she says things the first time. Despite her usual nonchalant demeanor, however, she sometimes chooses to get emotional over random events - like Denny getting mugged by Chris R, for instance.

Finally, it should be noted that sometimes Lisa's reactions to things, or even her dialogue itself, make absolutely no sense. This is because she is a creation from the mind of Tommy Wiseau.

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Powers & Abilities

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NBD - Lisa has the ability to just...shrug things off a few minutes after they happened, no matter how extreme or tragic. It's near impossible to faze her unless she randomly decides to react.

Potential Rapist - Oftentimes when Lisa tries to seduce someone, her magical aura confuses them so that they have no idea what's happening. Or maybe that's just Mark.

Planning Parties - She can do it, but she's really not into it.

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Main/Important Equipment

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Her incredibly sharp wits.

Weaknesses

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^{Psychological Flaws...}

All things considered, there is reasonable evidence that she is a deeply disturbed person. In fact, Peter diagnosed her as a sociopath, but he alwayz play psykawlogeest wiff us.

^{Physical Flaws...}

Human n' stuff.

^{Other Flaws...}

Mark - She like, totally loves him.

Claudette - Her mom. She hates that stupid bitch.

Johnny - He's so freaking boring.

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History....

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For God knows what reason, Lisa was once engaged to Tommy Wiseau. I mean Johnny. But soon, she randomly decided she no longer loved him, and that she instead loved his best friend Mark. Several conversations with her mother ensued, all of them pretty much consisting of the same thing: Lisa complaining about Johnny, and Claudette telling her to get over it. Yolo-ing through life as she always has, Lisa proceeded to seduce Mark behind Johnny's back anyway.

In the mean time, Lisa randomly began to make up lies about Johnny abusing her. Johnny eventually found out and became both angry and depressed. Also Denny got beat up by Chris R. But Lisa only cared about that for like, five seconds.

During one of her NUMEROUS attempts at seducing Mark, Lisa was caught in the act. Lisa proceeded not to care and also told Johnny she was pregnant. Suddenly, it no longer became important to keep her affair with Mark a secret from Johnny, and she randomly began hitting on him out in the open. Johnny became fed up with this world and killed himself. Lisa.....cared for about two seconds, and then asked Mark whether or not they could still be together. Mark shut her down hard.

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In Character RP Sample

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You want to control my life, and I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. ....What do you think I should do?

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^{Theme Songs...?} this, OBVIOUSLY
What's Up

[The Trickster]

Another silly character to lulz it on up xD enjoy...