Captain Hazama and the Chocolate Factory

[Oswin Oswald]

24 Jun 13, 11:07 PM
Szayel Aporro Granz: -walks out-

24 Jun 13, 11:07 PM
Szayel Aporro Granz: ... -glances at Lilynette-

24 Jun 13, 11:06 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -THIS DREAM SUCKS-

24 Jun 13, 11:06 PM
Gilderoy Lockhart: -apparates out-

24 Jun 13, 11:06 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -yOU ASSHOLE-

24 Jun 13, 11:06 PM
Gilderoy Lockhart: Fame is a fickle friend, Szayel.

24 Jun 13, 11:06 PM
Szayel Aporro Granz: Your books said you were a master sorcerer...

24 Jun 13, 11:06 PM
Gilderoy Lockhart: I may have given her some sort of dream, though, if that's any help.

24 Jun 13, 11:05 PM
Gilderoy Lockhart: Ah - no... I'm afraid not.

24 Jun 13, 11:05 PM
Szayel Aporro Granz: -meanwhile- -in Szayel's lab- So... your "magic" can't wake her up? -glances at the unconscious Lilynette- -who is lying on a table-

24 Jun 13, 11:05 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -same-

24 Jun 13, 11:05 PM
Emil Castagnier: -okay-

24 Jun 13, 11:05 PM
Oswin Oswald: -welp-

24 Jun 13, 11:04 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -oh-

24 Jun 13, 11:04 PM
Raven: *B(*

24 Jun 13, 11:04 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -tips back- -moonwalks- -and with a final cresendo- -the world turns to darkness- -and all is lost- -as the world is completely annihilated-

24 Jun 13, 11:04 PM
Oswin Oswald: -please tell me that means it's done-

24 Jun 13, 11:04 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -:|||||-

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Yuuki Terumi: HERE IN NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT!

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Nyarlathotep: Here in New York City~!

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Joshua Kiryu: Here in New York City tonight!

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -oh hey they're in a chorus- -does that mean it's almost over-

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
SCP-682: Here in New York City tonight!

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Emil Castagnier: -omfg rainbows p l s- Fyi, your singing sucks. -grumbles

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Caliborn: HERE IN NEW YORK. CITY TONIGHT.

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...Why did I make a pact with you in the first place?

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Loki Laufeyson: Here in New York City tonight!

24 Jun 13, 11:03 PM
Sosuke Aizen: Here in New York City tonight!

24 Jun 13, 11:02 PM
Pitch Black: Here in New York City tonight!

24 Jun 13, 11:02 PM
Pitch Black: -rainbows force Emil to watch- -:]-

24 Jun 13, 11:02 PM
Yuuki Terumi: All the weirdos in the world are here in New York City tonight...

24 Jun 13, 11:02 PM
Emil Castagnier: I am -done-. -promptly turns around to ignore them-

24 Jun 13, 11:01 PM
Oswin Oswald: -WE ALREADY DID THE BARRICADE THING IT DIDN'T WORK-

24 Jun 13, 11:01 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: You fucking idiot!

24 Jun 13, 11:01 PM
Pitch Black: All the weirdos from out of town and all the freaks - always around!

24 Jun 13, 11:01 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -EMIL PLS OMFG- -loosens her grip on him out of sheer exasperation-

24 Jun 13, 11:01 PM
Oswin Oswald: -emil pls just let them finish and maybe they'll leave us alone-

24 Jun 13, 11:01 PM
Emil Castagnier: Viva la resistance! -rips up his ticket-

24 Jun 13, 11:01 PM
Emil Castagnier: Your tickets lied! ->O-

24 Jun 13, 11:00 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: Emil, I think it's safe to say the tour's been cancelled at this point. -dryly-

24 Jun 13, 11:00 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...At least all they're doing is dancing. -lbr someone's going to get stabbed soon-

24 Jun 13, 11:00 PM
Oswin Oswald: Can't be much worse than this. -omfg emil pls-

24 Jun 13, 11:00 PM
Sosuke Aizen: You thought you were getting a chocolate factory tour - didn't you, Emil?

24 Jun 13, 11:00 PM
Yuuki Terumi: All the brazen boys and girls--- Peacocks, posers show no pity!

24 Jun 13, 11:00 PM
Emil Castagnier: ...How're we supposed to go on a chocolate factory tour if it's -on fire-?

24 Jun 13, 11:00 PM
Raven: I already said I'd rather face my father; and he's horrifying.

24 Jun 13, 10:59 PM
Pitch Black: All the weirdos in the world are here right now - in New York City!

24 Jun 13, 10:59 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: I can think of several hundred different ways I'd rather spend my evening. Some of them involving torture. -e____e-

24 Jun 13, 10:59 PM
Yuuki Terumi: All the weirdos in the world are here right now in New York City!

24 Jun 13, 10:59 PM
Emil Castagnier: -x cuse u- -u weren't here for april 1st-

24 Jun 13, 10:59 PM
Raven: *erects a barrier construct against the flames :OOO*

24 Jun 13, 10:58 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -he is not my persona- -i have no idea who he is- -never seen him before- -nope-

24 Jun 13, 10:58 PM
Oswin Oswald: ...Dunno about you lot but this really wasn't how I wanted my evening to go. -help-

24 Jun 13, 10:58 PM
Emil Castagnier: -wow sarafeen- -gj with ur persona :]-

24 Jun 13, 10:58 PM
Raven: *i'd know if this was a hallucination* *this is all too real and i am truly frightened*

24 Jun 13, 10:58 PM
Nyarlathotep: -SUDDENLY- -coalesces into the sky- -and black smog eclipses all hope- -and the chocolate factory explodes into a massive of horrifying, necrotic flames-

24 Jun 13, 10:57 PM
Nyarlathotep: -MANIFESTS IN- -and delivers unto the ICC- -hideously eldritch and funkadelic moves-

24 Jun 13, 10:57 PM
Emil Castagnier: -remains where is, staring at them dully- -why even- -i'm p. sure we're all hallucinating again-

24 Jun 13, 10:57 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -gNARLY OMFG- -this is so embarassing-

24 Jun 13, 10:57 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: This fucking sucks.

24 Jun 13, 10:57 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING-

24 Jun 13, 10:57 PM
Joshua Kiryu: And now.. it’s everyone’s favorite Outer God with an attitude – Nyarlathotep

24 Jun 13, 10:57 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -oh my god noooo- -brb trying to get to- -the back of this horrified cluster- -you are all my shields-

24 Jun 13, 10:57 PM
Joshua Kiryu: -you changed, sarafine- -you changed- -NOT ME-

24 Jun 13, 10:56 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -her despair has now been tampered by- -a very deep sense of betrayal-

24 Jun 13, 10:56 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ...-joshua- -jOSHUA- -MY OLD TROLLING BRO- -HOW COULD IT HAVE COME TO THIS-

24 Jun 13, 10:56 PM
Oswin Oswald: -tbh i'm just- -waiting it out by this point-

24 Jun 13, 10:56 PM
Emil Castagnier: -wow lilynette all your friends are showing up aren't they-

24 Jun 13, 10:56 PM
Joshua Kiryu: -teleports in- -DANCES :]-

24 Jun 13, 10:56 PM
SCP-682: Here comes the hideously disgusting Composer who I know little about due to his disgusting nature – Joshua Kiryu!

24 Jun 13, 10:56 PM
Oswin Oswald: -WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE WHO WILL BE STRONG AND STAND WITH ME- -or like- -cower from this unholy terror-

24 Jun 13, 10:55 PM
Emil Castagnier: -hOW THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN DANCE omfg im so done-

24 Jun 13, 10:55 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...The fuck?

24 Jun 13, 10:55 PM
Raven: What. *flatly*

24 Jun 13, 10:55 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -wHAT IS THAT-

24 Jun 13, 10:55 PM
Oswin Oswald: -OKAY GUYS LET ME JUST- -stay with you- -and get my sword out just in case-

24 Jun 13, 10:55 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -emil srsly omfg- -just kind of- -stands rigidly next to him then, an arm around his shoulders- -h e l p-

24 Jun 13, 10:55 PM
SCP-682: -BURSTS IN- -dances- -:]-

24 Jun 13, 10:54 PM
Loki Laufeyson: Hey there, ladies, here’s a super suave, super adaptable lizard – SCP-682

24 Jun 13, 10:54 PM
Emil Castagnier: -stubbornly remains where is- -I WILL BE YOUR SHIELD- -not your sword tho find someone else for that-

24 Jun 13, 10:54 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -emil nO- -scrambles to her feet, heading over to try to pull him away-

24 Jun 13, 10:54 PM
Loki Laufeyson: -appears- -DANCES-

24 Jun 13, 10:53 PM
Oswin Oswald: -THE BARRICADE HAS FALLEN- -VIVE LA FRANCE-

24 Jun 13, 10:53 PM
Raven: *pulls her hood over her eyes instead*

24 Jun 13, 10:53 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -s t o p-

24 Jun 13, 10:53 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -oh shit- -welp- -still letting emil be a shield then-

24 Jun 13, 10:53 PM
Emil Castagnier: -whoops everyone hid behind furniture- -okay- ... ->O- -stays there, crossing arms- -FITE ME-

24 Jun 13, 10:53 PM
Oswin Oswald: -also excuse me while i stare in abject horror at all of this-

24 Jun 13, 10:53 PM
Caliborn: YES. SO THE NEXT CONTESTANT. IN THIS SHITTY SONG. WEAS A HELMET. WITH HORNS??? AND I THINK HE HAS A BROTHER HE WANTS TO KILL. I CAN RELATE. INTRODUCING. LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!

24 Jun 13, 10:52 PM
Oswin Oswald: -SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN-

24 Jun 13, 10:52 PM
Raven: *floats over and* *joins Oswin and Sarafine*

24 Jun 13, 10:52 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -casually erects a barrier cast- -terrified for her life-

24 Jun 13, 10:52 PM
Caliborn: -sUDDENLY BURSTS IN- -ON A MOTORCYCLE- -dances-

24 Jun 13, 10:52 PM
Oswin Oswald: -yes let's all take cover behind a furniture barricade- -dO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING-

24 Jun 13, 10:52 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -the speed of her sonido cannot be measured- -fUCK OFF AIZEN-

24 Jun 13, 10:52 PM
Emil Castagnier: -kind of- -moves in front of Lilynette- -meat shield B(-

24 Jun 13, 10:51 PM
Sosuke Aizen: -stops- And now... The most irritable Englishman you’ve ever met – Caliborn!

24 Jun 13, 10:51 PM
Emil Castagnier: -what- -what- -wHAT-

24 Jun 13, 10:51 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -oh- -my- -god- ...-inches after oswin-

24 Jun 13, 10:51 PM
Sosuke Aizen: -shunpos in- -dances-

24 Jun 13, 10:51 PM
Yuuki Terumi: Introducing the inner most ass fly 'round! The hypnotic! The quixotic! Sosuke Aizen!

24 Jun 13, 10:50 PM
Oswin Oswald: -just- -takes cover behind some nearby furniture-

24 Jun 13, 10:50 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...What? More?

24 Jun 13, 10:50 PM
Raven: Great...

24 Jun 13, 10:50 PM
Emil Castagnier: -no pls- -pls-

24 Jun 13, 10:50 PM
Pitch Black: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS - THE SINISTER SIX!

24 Jun 13, 10:50 PM
Raven: *it's not magic though :]*

24 Jun 13, 10:50 PM
Oswin Oswald: -WHAT- -NO-

24 Jun 13, 10:50 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ..-glances up at that- -what-

24 Jun 13, 10:49 PM
Pitch Black: When you could have eight?

24 Jun 13, 10:49 PM
Raven: *bird raven not* *me raven*

24 Jun 13, 10:49 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -The sheer despair of her situation- -turns all magic to naught but sand-

24 Jun 13, 10:49 PM
Oswin Oswald: -this is worse than a dalek conversion- -this is worse than ten kicking me out of the TARDIS as cruelly as possible- -this is worse than rose's cooking-

24 Jun 13, 10:49 PM
Pitch Black: Why settle on two ridiculously over the top super villains...

24 Jun 13, 10:49 PM
Emil Castagnier: -well it seems- -i broke my pact with you at a good time- -hahah-

24 Jun 13, 10:49 PM
Raven: *sends a raven construct to* *fly through the gold doors* *in an escape attempt*

24 Jun 13, 10:49 PM
Yuuki Terumi: AAAAAAAALLL THE WEIRDOS IN THE WORLD ARE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT! HERE IN NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT

24 Jun 13, 10:48 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -officially- -way worse than las noches- -way worse than anything- -except maybe getting stabbed by aizen again B(-

24 Jun 13, 10:48 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -I TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WAS A BAD IDEA-

24 Jun 13, 10:48 PM
Yuuki Terumi: ALL THE WEIRDOS OUT OF TOWN AND ALL THE FREAKS-- ALWAYS AROUND!

24 Jun 13, 10:48 PM
Oswin Oswald: -pinches the bridge of her nose- -so i just remembered why i don't come here anymore-

24 Jun 13, 10:48 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -and so i cry sometimes when im lying in bed- -just- -doesnt even have the will to get back up- -hides her face in her hands-

24 Jun 13, 10:47 PM
Yuuki Terumi: AAAAALL THE BRAZEN BOYS AND GIRLS, DRESSED TO KILL-- WITHOUT PITY!

24 Jun 13, 10:47 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: Does it fucking look like we can get out?

24 Jun 13, 10:47 PM
Emil Castagnier: I don't think chocolate, however good, is worth this. -D:-

24 Jun 13, 10:47 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -THE MUSIC STARTS BACK UP- AAAAALLL THE WEIRDOS IN THE WORLD ARE HERE RIGHT NOW IN NEW YORK CITY!

24 Jun 13, 10:47 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -knocked over by the rainbow- .....

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Pitch Black: -the wall fires a rainbow at Sarafine-

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...At least he gave us good chocolate.

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -just attempts- -to blast a hole in the wall-

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Yuuki Terumi: A freak like me needs...company.

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Pitch Black: ON MEEEE...

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -pls- -pLS-

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Pitch Black: I'm the new Coney Island and all the ride are open and free...

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Raven: I've experienced worse... *you guys haven't heard* *beast boy sing*

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: It sounds a little more like they're summoning the devil. -flatly-

24 Jun 13, 10:46 PM
Oswin Oswald: *It's really not. -i am- -the most done- -i have ever been-

24 Jun 13, 10:45 PM
Oswin Oswald: No. It

24 Jun 13, 10:45 PM
Yuuki Terumi: A freak, a freak, a freak.

24 Jun 13, 10:45 PM
Emil Castagnier: That's singing? :I

24 Jun 13, 10:45 PM
Raven: *what*

24 Jun 13, 10:45 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: Please. Please stop singing. -nO-

24 Jun 13, 10:45 PM
Yuuki Terumi: A freak like me needs...company.

24 Jun 13, 10:45 PM
Pitch Black: Actually more like 75....

24 Jun 13, 10:45 PM
Pitch Black: I'm a 65 million dollar circus tragedy...

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Oswin Oswald: -help-

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: What the fuck is this shit?

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Yuuki Terumi: A freak like me needs...company

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ....-you know what, no- -no- -turns right back around- -hOW DO WE GET OUT-

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Pitch Black: If you're looking for a night out on the town, you just found me...

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Emil Castagnier: -kind of- -sticks a bit closer to Lilynette-

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Yuuki Terumi: -suddenly- -COSTUME CHANGE-

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Pitch Black: C'mon Chocolate Factory... LET'S GET YOUR FREAK ON.

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Raven: *quirks a brow* *who dis b*

24 Jun 13, 10:44 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ... -fUCK- -bristles and backs up again-

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
Captain Hazama: -LAUGHS as all the joy in the world suddenly dies- -his costume melts-

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
Oswin Oswald: -oh my god no-

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -well i'll be your wingman- -i got the shields ready- -jFC WHAT IS THIS-

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
Emil Castagnier: -technically your about a year old now Emil-

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
Pitch Black: This place is surprisingly easy to break into! -music starts up-

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
Oswin Oswald: -i am the companion- -i will lead- -....- -wait what's this-

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
Raven: *g f d i u guys*

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
???: You know....

24 Jun 13, 10:43 PM
Emil Castagnier: I'm not two years old! I'm sixteen! .....Kind of.

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
???: -the rainbows begin to decay and become toxic-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -okay good oswins leading- -heads after her-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Emil Castagnier: -sticks behind Lilynette and Sarafine-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Raven: *if i can help it* *i'll be the last one in*

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
???: -the gates slowly creak open as a mist pours out of them- -a figure stands in the mist-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ...-wait- -guys-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: Hey Emil, aren't you like, two years old or something?

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Oswin Oswald: -welp come on guys- -tentatively follows after tHE RAINBOW to the gates-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -yes lets be done together- ... -im not being the first one in though-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -yeah okay oswin let me- -hang with you and emil-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Emil Castagnier: We're not kids... -B(-

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Raven: *sarafine i'm* *next to you now :]* *gonna stick wit choo gurl*

24 Jun 13, 10:42 PM
Captain Hazama: Alright, let's just get into a group...alllllright, alllllllright...

24 Jun 13, 10:41 PM
Oswin Oswald: -just stares at him flatly- -and then Sarafine- Right. -i'm sticking with you-

24 Jun 13, 10:41 PM
Captain Hazama: -FLYS ON A RAINBOW- -to the front gates-

24 Jun 13, 10:41 PM
Raven: Whatever. *fine* *let's just do this*

24 Jun 13, 10:41 PM
Captain Hazama: ALLLLLRIGHT CHIIILLLDDDDREEEENNN~~~!

24 Jun 13, 10:41 PM
Oswin Oswald: -FUCK YOU-

24 Jun 13, 10:41 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ...Let's get this over with, then.

24 Jun 13, 10:41 PM
Captain Hazama: Actually don't cry it'll get in the batter mixture or whatever it is.

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Captain Hazama: Maybe. Whatever. No one cares about your scars or problems Oswin. Cry. Cry.

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Captain Hazama: So. You guys ready to get to the fucking point of this asinine bullshit?!

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Emil Castagnier: -okay good- -wow i am so done rn-

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Oswin Oswald: -okay no calm down oswin- ... -sighs- M'guessing I'll get it back once I go through? -dryly-

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ..-rubs the bridge of her nose- -i am rita repulsa-

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Captain Hazama: Eeeeh, we can burn it's corpse later.

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Tommy Wiseau: -dies-

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Emil Castagnier: I am in full support of killing it. Preferably with fire.

24 Jun 13, 10:40 PM
Captain Hazama: ....You know what, ah, um...-sighs- -just casually shanks Tommy Wiseau-

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Oswin Oswald: -.....- -did you just TRAP ME SOMEWHERE-

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Captain Hazama: Look, I don't know where this thing came from.

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Tommy Wiseau: HYOU AHR TEAHRING MEH APAHT LEIZA

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Tommy Wiseau: .... HOWH DEHR HYOU TALK TO MEH LIEK DAT

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: Can we kill it?

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Captain Hazama: -and then turns into a rainbow and flys away-

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Oswin Oswald: -WHAT-

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...How the fuck does that thing know my name?

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Emil Castagnier: -kill it with fire pls-

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ..-to hazama- Did you tell it our names? -wHY-

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Captain Hazama: -THE TARDIS IS NOW- -a gingerbread house-

24 Jun 13, 10:39 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -its cool emil i got ur back-

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Tommy Wiseau: hwat a stowhy sarafine

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Raven: I think I'd rather face my father again than endure this torture... *that was actually* *not sarcastic*

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Oswin Oswald: -just- -casually tries to inch over to the TARDIS-

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: That cannot be human.

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Emil Castagnier: -just kind of- -proceeds to hide behind Sarafine-

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Oswin Oswald: ... -guys i'm scared-

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -I AM MORE DONE THAN WHEN ETHAN REJECTED MY BROWNIES-

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Tommy Wiseau: O hai Lilynette!

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Tommy Wiseau: Ah did naht

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Tommy Wiseau: .... Ah did naht eaht them

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -oH SHIT- -backs up-

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Emil Castagnier: -nO-

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Tommy Wiseau: Ah ha ha ha

24 Jun 13, 10:38 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ......

24 Jun 13, 10:37 PM
Captain Hazama: Did you eat them?

24 Jun 13, 10:37 PM
Captain Hazama: AAAAAAAAAAaaaah that's horrifying. What happened to all the crazy ethnic dwarfs?

24 Jun 13, 10:37 PM
Oswin Oswald: -JESUS FUCK-

24 Jun 13, 10:37 PM
Tommy Wiseau: Ahnd ah whill help hyoupidity doo ha ha ha

24 Jun 13, 10:37 PM
Tommy Wiseau: If hyou ehvehr haf problemz hyou should come talk to meh

24 Jun 13, 10:37 PM
Tommy Wiseau: -appears- Oompa, loompa doopity doo ha ha ha ha

24 Jun 13, 10:37 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...If he's not letting us out then we should get it over with quickly, so don't ask stupid shit.

24 Jun 13, 10:37 PM
Captain Hazama: Look if you keep asking these kinds of questions, I'm going to get even more mad and I'll cram so many rainbows down your throat you'll be shitting pixie dust for a week, so just can it.

24 Jun 13, 10:36 PM
Emil Castagnier: -B(- ...How do you have power over rainbows anyways?

24 Jun 13, 10:36 PM
Raven: This is officially the worst day of my life. *flatly* *can my father just* *take over the world again pls*

24 Jun 13, 10:36 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ... -well okay-

24 Jun 13, 10:36 PM
Captain Hazama: -snaps his fingers- Indentured slave labor!

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: Yes, and you're clearly the man for the job.

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -fUCKING RAINBOWS- ... -B((((-

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Captain Hazama: It seems to me you need some goddamn high quality mirth forcibly injected into your veins.

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Emil Castagnier: -okay-

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Captain Hazama: I went through a bunch of trouble for this shit!

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Raven: *telekinetically* *pushes Emil away* *bitch don't touch me*

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Captain Hazama: Oooooh no no no no hell no you don't!

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Oswin Oswald: -you killed willy wonka oh my god- ...Great. -:|-

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Captain Hazama: -RAINBOWS BLOCK THEIR EXIT-

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -but the chocolate was good though-

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ..I think I'd rather pass. -guys lets gO-

24 Jun 13, 10:35 PM
Captain Hazama: I resent that accusation!

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: He looks like fucking Szayel.

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Emil Castagnier: -omfg message pls- -ticket what ticket are you talking about-

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Captain Hazama: Weither you like it or not.

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Raven: *frowns in depression* *tag ur triggers haama*

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Captain Hazama: I killed the fruit that ran it and wrote myself into the will, the point is, you all just won a trip there.

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Emil Castagnier: message

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Emil Castagnier: -quickly attempts to shove his ticket over to Raven-

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: Why do you even own a chocolate factory?

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Captain Hazama: No.

24 Jun 13, 10:34 PM
Captain Hazama: Right well. You've all received golden tickets. I'm very very proud of all of you.

24 Jun 13, 10:33 PM
Emil Castagnier: Why. ...Was that chocolate poisoned? -D:-

24 Jun 13, 10:33 PM
Raven: *eyebrow twitch* Can I go home...? Please. *ew rainbows and glitter*

24 Jun 13, 10:33 PM
Oswin Oswald: That's the first question you're asking. -i am 3000000% done-

24 Jun 13, 10:33 PM
Captain Hazama: Bitch, I am spreading mirth here!

24 Jun 13, 10:33 PM
Captain Hazama: Welcome children and...ah...other...miscellanous people I may or may not have tortured excessively.

24 Jun 13, 10:33 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...How'd he dye his hair that fast?

24 Jun 13, 10:33 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: Hazama, please.

24 Jun 13, 10:32 PM
Captain Hazama: -ahem- I mean... -ahem- -ahem- -ahem-

24 Jun 13, 10:32 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -let me just say whats on everyones mind here-

24 Jun 13, 10:32 PM
Emil Castagnier: ....Why are you on a rainbow? Why do you hav-- you wanna know what, nevermind.

24 Jun 13, 10:32 PM
Oswin Oswald: -guys i'm scared-

24 Jun 13, 10:32 PM
Raven: *what* *the fuck* *the barrier fizzles out* *due to pure shock*

24 Jun 13, 10:32 PM
Captain Hazama: -flys on a magical rainbow- -through the barrier- -to the golden doors-

24 Jun 13, 10:32 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ....-i am- -d o n e-

24 Jun 13, 10:32 PM
Captain Hazama: I'm Captain Hazama. This shitty little plotline is called "Captain Hazama and the Chocolate Factory". Get with the goddamn program you invalid.

24 Jun 13, 10:31 PM
Oswin Oswald: ...

24 Jun 13, 10:31 PM
Emil Castagnier: -oh what-

24 Jun 13, 10:31 PM
Oswin Oswald: -what-

24 Jun 13, 10:31 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -oh-

24 Jun 13, 10:31 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: Who the fuck are you?

24 Jun 13, 10:31 PM
Captain Hazama: -RAINBOWS AND SPAKLES-

24 Jun 13, 10:31 PM
Captain Hazama: ....To my Chocolate Factory!

24 Jun 13, 10:31 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ...Yes, hello. -dude pls explain-

24 Jun 13, 10:30 PM
Raven: *erects a barrier soul-self construct around the group of them*

24 Jun 13, 10:30 PM
???: ...Welcome...

24 Jun 13, 10:30 PM
Emil Castagnier: -idk my sword got eaten and I'm all outta usable mana so I rly can't fight-

24 Jun 13, 10:30 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -okay fuck this- -finishes her chocolate at rapid speeds-

24 Jun 13, 10:30 PM
Oswin Oswald: -WHOA HEY- -backs away, raising her blade- Stay back! -D<- -i'm scary-

24 Jun 13, 10:30 PM
Emil Castagnier: -YES I CAN WATCH ME-

24 Jun 13, 10:29 PM
???: -it looms over Lilynette and co- -somewhat obscured by the remnants of the fog- -and slowly approaches Oswin-

24 Jun 13, 10:29 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -wow emil you cant just ignore our makeshift willy wonka here-

24 Jun 13, 10:29 PM
Raven: *spins* *still floating* *to face the doors* Uhh...

24 Jun 13, 10:29 PM
???: Ah yes...welcome...

24 Jun 13, 10:29 PM
Emil Castagnier: -you guys can deal with the 2spooky shadow things-

24 Jun 13, 10:28 PM
Emil Castagnier: -no i am done with fighting for today okay i lost two limbs today that's enough for me- -gets up, carefully pushing on one of the doors-

24 Jun 13, 10:28 PM
Raven: *you and me both sarafine*

24 Jun 13, 10:28 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -turns around, eyebrows raised- -seriously id love to know- -what looney tune orchestrated all of this-

24 Jun 13, 10:28 PM
Emil Castagnier: -oh whoa doors okay-

24 Jun 13, 10:28 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -wait what- -looks up halfway through- -eating her chocolate-

24 Jun 13, 10:28 PM
Emil Castagnier: This is pretty tasty chocolate. I wonder if we'll get to eat more later?

24 Jun 13, 10:27 PM
Oswin Oswald: -WHOA UM- -whirls, sword still in hand- -FIGHT ME-

24 Jun 13, 10:27 PM
???: -the mist slowly clears- -to show two large golden doors suddenly- -where half of the ICC was- -and a silhouette behind all of the inhabitants-

24 Jun 13, 10:27 PM
Emil Castagnier: -cheers up slightly-

24 Jun 13, 10:27 PM
Raven: *oh shit what*

24 Jun 13, 10:27 PM
Raven: *slowly pulls the objects closer*

24 Jun 13, 10:27 PM
???: -but then- -among the cheer- -a legitmately malignant shadow lingers over the inhabitants of the ICC in silence-

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...There's a factory for fucking chocolate? -YEAH I'M GOING-

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Emil Castagnier: ... -bites into it- -yum- -eats it-

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: Well that's...certainly thoughtful! Not to mention suspicious. -hey but guys- -sWEETS- -can we bake-

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Raven: *what the literal fuck*

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Oswin Oswald: ...What. -flatly-

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Golden Tickets: -the materials are naturally- -chocolate-

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ...

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Emil Castagnier: -what- ...

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...Least it smells nice. -wait- -what-

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Golden Tickets: "DEAR SIR OR MADAM. YOU HAVE BEEN CORDIALLY INVITED TO _____'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY."

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Oswin Oswald: -shit-

24 Jun 13, 10:26 PM
Oswin Oswald: ... -oh-

24 Jun 13, 10:25 PM
Golden Tickets: ... -and reveals it's true form-

24 Jun 13, 10:25 PM
Oswin Oswald: -o wow 2spooky- -furrows her brow, bringing her block a little closer-

24 Jun 13, 10:25 PM
Raven: *is telekinetically* *holding her block a safe distance away from her* *giving it a wary stare*

24 Jun 13, 10:25 PM
???: -Emil picks up the object- ....

24 Jun 13, 10:25 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ..-lifts hers to examine it-

24 Jun 13, 10:24 PM
Emil Castagnier: ...? -tries to pick it up-

24 Jun 13, 10:24 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -so a block within a block- -same :]-

24 Jun 13, 10:24 PM
???: ... -and a thin shiny object within each-

24 Jun 13, 10:24 PM
???: -the wrapping paper is unwound quickly- -and in the sweet smell that exudes from the unwrapped blocks- -it becomes more and more apparent there is something under them- -a block of solid material-

24 Jun 13, 10:24 PM
Emil Castagnier: -idgi whats happening-

24 Jun 13, 10:23 PM
Raven: *gdi emoticlones*

24 Jun 13, 10:23 PM
Raven: *but oh* *mental outlet* *and a dark flash and* *she unconciously opens hers*

24 Jun 13, 10:23 PM
Oswin Oswald: -uNWRAP IT RAVEN-

24 Jun 13, 10:22 PM
Raven: *jolts and* *stiffens visibly* *surpressing her curious self*

24 Jun 13, 10:22 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ...-fuck- -well if emils doing it- -im not letting him experience whatever it is alone- -but i sWEAR YOU GUYS SHOULD LISTEN TO ME- -unwraps hers-

24 Jun 13, 10:22 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -oh welp- -unwraps hers-

24 Jun 13, 10:22 PM
Oswin Oswald: -fite me raven-

24 Jun 13, 10:22 PM
Oswin Oswald: -OH WOW OKAY- -attempts to unwraps hers as well-

24 Jun 13, 10:22 PM
Raven: And Ms. Brave wants us to do exactly what we're supposed to with them. *ironically to Oswin*

24 Jun 13, 10:22 PM
Oswin Oswald: I've already been witness to about five of those today. Pretty sure one more's not going to kill me. -oh oswin- -:]-

24 Jun 13, 10:22 PM
???: -AS EMIL GOES TO UNWRAP HIS- -everyone else experiences a strong desire- -to unwrap theirs-

24 Jun 13, 10:21 PM
Emil Castagnier: -and yes sarafine i was fighting- -not angels tho- -demons this time- -they'\re on the move :OOO-

24 Jun 13, 10:21 PM
Emil Castagnier: Unwrap 'em? -shrugs and- -attempts to unwrap this-

24 Jun 13, 10:21 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: This is all around a terrible, reckless idea. -insistently- -guys p l s- -and to emil- These blocks just...appeared here.

24 Jun 13, 10:21 PM
Emil Castagnier: .... -pokes at the block-

24 Jun 13, 10:21 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...There're these blocks. We gotta unwrap them or... something.

24 Jun 13, 10:21 PM
???: -a mysterious packaged block that's what GET WITH THE PROGRAM MAN-

24 Jun 13, 10:20 PM
Oswin Oswald: If you want to waste time and prolong whatever's going to happen, yeah. -raven pls-

24 Jun 13, 10:20 PM
Emil Castagnier: W-what? -okay- -weirder things have happenedd- ...What's this?

24 Jun 13, 10:20 PM
Raven: We can't try everything first...? *to Oswin*

24 Jun 13, 10:20 PM
Emil Castagnier: -wait what mist healing- -okay-

24 Jun 13, 10:20 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -no hey you were- -healed-

24 Jun 13, 10:20 PM
Oswin Oswald: -the mist healed your arm dude-

24 Jun 13, 10:20 PM
Emil Castagnier: -wait what- -bLOCK'D- -welp- -there goes my arm- -falls-

24 Jun 13, 10:19 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -oh- -wait-

24 Jun 13, 10:19 PM
???: -also the block flys at Emil's face- -because a lamp fell on the cart or something-

24 Jun 13, 10:19 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -eMIL PLS- -also- -no not it-

24 Jun 13, 10:19 PM
Oswin Oswald: Pretty sure we've all got to do it at the same time. -wow emil u ok- -how many times have you gotten your arm ripped off-

24 Jun 13, 10:19 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...Fuck, did he go after you too?

24 Jun 13, 10:14 PM
Oswin Oswald: -OKAY LAST ONE I SWEAR-

24 Jun 13, 10:13 PM
Raven: *plot twist: i'm cora :]*

24 Jun 13, 10:13 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: Better that than rush into a situation that might mean certain death. -calmly- -but- -raven- -whats your vote-

24 Jun 13, 10:13 PM
Oswin Oswald: Or whether or not we've got a choice. -glances around the room warily- -guys cora might in the shadows- -cora or like- -hazama-

24 Jun 13, 10:12 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: D'you really want to sit around and think about it forever?

24 Jun 13, 10:12 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: I suppose whatever's going to happen will be triggered by each of us taking our own. ..Now it's just a question of whether or not we want to risk it.

24 Jun 13, 10:12 PM
Oswin Oswald: -better anxious icon-

24 Jun 13, 10:11 PM
???: -it's apparent- -that they are meant to be spread around- -though wither or not they are malignant is suspect-

24 Jun 13, 10:11 PM
Raven: *just* *remains hovering* *bad or not* *i'm not moving an inch*

24 Jun 13, 10:11 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -just kind of- -pokes at hers-

24 Jun 13, 10:11 PM
Raven: Of course there is. */sarcasm*

24 Jun 13, 10:11 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ...-oh jesus- How...convenient. -moves a little closer to examine the boxes- -but doesnt touch hers yet-

24 Jun 13, 10:10 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...It's not doin' anything.

24 Jun 13, 10:10 PM
Oswin Oswald: Careful. -to Lilynette- -and- -hmm- ...Looks like there's one for each of us. -picks one up as well, turning it over- -huh-

24 Jun 13, 10:10 PM
???: -they are safe to touch-

24 Jun 13, 10:10 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -I'm sorry I was sassing aizen while getting stabbed in the shoulder- -do you really think I have good survival instincts-

24 Jun 13, 10:10 PM
???: -the block does nothing in Lilynette's grip- -and it simply picked up-

24 Jun 13, 10:10 PM
Raven: *oh great* *more stupid moves*

24 Jun 13, 10:09 PM
???: -the blocks are still obscured and covered in wrappers- -but it's obvious one is supposed to be distributed to each member of the ICC-

24 Jun 13, 10:09 PM
Raven: *returns the glance* *heck if i know* *shoots oswin a piercing gaze and* *embues a sliver of her soul-self to her*

24 Jun 13, 10:09 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -gurl fire is my bitch- -i dont need no phoenix- -oh shit lilynettes gonna touch one- -gUYS PLS-

24 Jun 13, 10:09 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...What are those? -reaches out to touch one of the blocks-

24 Jun 13, 10:09 PM
Oswin Oswald: -xcuse u i have a phoenix at my beck and call-

24 Jun 13, 10:08 PM
???: -the mist somewhat clears- -as the table is discovered-

24 Jun 13, 10:08 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: ...-glances at raven- -lol um we are the most powerful people here right now- -should we like- -bodyguard-

24 Jun 13, 10:08 PM
Oswin Oswald: -thx lilynette- -frowns- -the fuck- -okay let's- -see what these things on the table are-

24 Jun 13, 10:08 PM
Raven: *raises a dubious brow at the table*

24 Jun 13, 10:07 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: -follows her in-

24 Jun 13, 10:07 PM
Raven: *stifles her anxiousness and remains calm*

24 Jun 13, 10:07 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...Hey, you can't do that alone. -doing things solo is bad- -take it from the aspect of loneliness :OOO-

24 Jun 13, 10:07 PM
???: -as the mist clears- -a table can be seen with a variety of block-like materials on them can be seen-

24 Jun 13, 10:07 PM
Oswin Oswald: -shut up raven i am a companion- -also my curiosity has- -ignited too much in my days away from this place-

24 Jun 13, 10:07 PM
Raven: *othx oswin :]*

24 Jun 13, 10:07 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -watches oswin carefully- -ready to enact a barrier cast if need be-

24 Jun 13, 10:06 PM
Raven: Someone gonna go check it out...? *makes it clear she thinks this a stupid idea*

24 Jun 13, 10:06 PM
???: -the mist is too tHICK TO BE PIERCED :OOO- -the center remains obsfucated-

24 Jun 13, 10:06 PM
Oswin Oswald: -WELL GUYS- -i'm the companion here i guess it's my job- -draws her sword, cautiously edging towards the mist- -lol what are survivial instincts-

24 Jun 13, 10:06 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: *survival

24 Jun 13, 10:06 PM
Lilynette Gingerback: ...Fuck. -rubs at her shoulder-

24 Jun 13, 10:06 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -dude we all have this thing- -called surival instincts- -but- -extends the reach of the light a little bit, trying to pierce the mist-

24 Jun 13, 10:06 PM
Raven: *i know you game mist-y stuff*

24 Jun 13, 10:06 PM
Raven: *yeah* *just what someone stupid would do*

24 Jun 13, 10:05 PM
???: -the center just- -sits there- -hey you guys should go inVESTIGATE-

24 Jun 13, 10:05 PM
Oswin Oswald: -anxious icon?-

24 Jun 13, 10:04 PM
Oswin Oswald: No idea, 's just been here since I got here. -a little anxously- -guuuys i have a bad feeling about this-
24 Jun 13, 10:03 PM
???: -the air just- -sits still- -the center simply- -staying there-

24 Jun 13, 10:03 PM
Sarafine Duchannes: -glances up briefly- -oh welp something- -destroyed the roof :]- -that makes weather access easier at least-