The stupidity overwhelms {DIB}

[Bao Yu Chao]

"How many times do I have to tell you I don't find lost pets?! I'm a high class paranormal investigator, not your typical detective working out of a filthy police station or roach infested office scrapping by for pennies! Tch! ............what?........YOU BATSHIT CRAZY BITCH! DON'T YOU DARE SAY I'M INSANE FOR GOING AFTER GHOULS AND BIG FOOT! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SEND MY PEOPLE AFTER YOU! YOU'LL PAY FOR PROTECTION AND BEG FOR MERCY!"

Closing her flip phone shut after having an anger filled hissy fit at whatever poor sap was on the other end of the line, she slid the phone into her pocket and crossed her arms over her chest. Those imbeciles! They should of known who she is without having to verbally rip their heads off! More so than the average joe seeing how they had her phone number which meant they either stumbled on her ad somewhere or somehow got her business card. Shuddering at the thought of someone so stupid knowing where she worked before crossing her arms over her chest glaring off at the distance. Following her was a little black and white pig with panda styled patterns. The little pig couldn't help but oink a bit as though to say `You'll get a real assignment soon, moma!` and to that she muttered in a slightly annoyed tone with a frown of disappointment across her lips, "You're right, Panda Pig...maybe if I finally track down a Big Foot the media will throw money at me for interviews. THEN father can't tell me Big Foot is some hairy homeless guy...I got a sample of his hair before, got it analyzed and everything. Came out as a totally different species...."

Taking out a box of `Chococigars`, the cranky girl with pink and blue locks plucked out one of the hard candies and plopped it into her mouth chewing on it to mellow out a bit more. But...she stopped in her tracks when she heard snickering and whispering about her and other paranormal investigators being complete nutcases and she had to be the worst for talking to a pig. Ok...so she wasn't fond of her competition but they were calling HER crazy! Narrowing her eyes, she took a sharp turn and grabbed the man by the collar of his shirt, lifting him up to slam him against the wall snapping out in a bitter, harsh tone, "You got some real moxie, jack ass! Do you know how many times I'd beaten up werewolves and made vampires cry like little girls just so peasant scum like you can be SAFE?!" Pushing her knuckles against the man's throat with a look in her eyes that hinted off `I'm going to hurt you so bad and it's not the good kind either!`.

The mugster looking girl's pet piggy oinked out in what sounded like a cheer...what a strangely normal day in New York....